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Well maybe his brain went for strike!

AdoraAmadi:
This actually happened in Ghana today. But after Jane tweeted it, some Nigerians went in on her, saying she was childish for refusing to give out her number.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/see-how-this-guy-punished-lady-for.html

are u staying in Ghana?

ghost1718:
i think last time the both country met. Spain beat italy black and blue. Were ballotari use vex commot i have forgotten the game

ok!

ghost1718:
bro: am A juva fan and i think the only advantage we will have over barca is by crossing and header. Because most of barca defence is short. But to fellow them tap ball. Them go beat us like spain vs italy

i dnt think Juve will allow them play such.. Barce is bring tick teker nd Juve is bring serial A football, it just like a chelsea team, strong in defence nd the tackle their opp hard. Juve isn't a la liga where defender dey fear to collect ball frm merci.. Dem go remove both the ball nd the leg join. Ask ronaldo!!! Hehe

Ehm bros watin happen btw Spain vs Italy.?

Teeklef:
u can say that again

it will be like a movie wen Juventus win the CUP.. Just like a film trick..
#justwatching
#TeamJUV

OkuDiOver1:
Could this be love?

should this be love?
Can dis be love?
Why is this love?
What is this kind of love?:/

youmour:
Banku with ketchup

are u a ghanains or u live there!?

Garri and salt just yday nite.. Was soo hungry... Nothing to eat.. Heard sm1 say pap nd biscuit.. Shoo, that one na correct food nw.

sisqology:
I laff in otueke language

how is that done! Teach me. Lol

Dbestmax:
LM FAO...dis is crazy...y not use format 7.2.2...I.e kill her

lol.. That will cause system attack by virus #COP

ok oh

I laughed after reading this, think I should share a little humour
These is a joke but it has a lot to do with programming...lol just have to share it here dnt knw if here will be the right place for it. it not mod u can do the needful.

This is what a guy wrote to a Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?


.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must
run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or
"TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!
Yours,
Systems Analyst

CC Lala247
Cc:lalasticlala C
c:ishilove

Why nurer go challenge merci, why! Na so our own SE keeper. Enemy! Na same 2 him score

Dennybouy:
na lie u dey lie

Yes o my brother as e be so ehn, e be like sai him go do small juju for resting Room. #Salute for Messi!

Chai!!!! Messi oooooh

Nikapetrelli:
La so with or without d R And R

Yes oh... Them think say brayan na codaba, wen dem score 8-nil

Up baryen

No goal for messi tonight!

Kai! Emma na keeper o! Two saves with his right foot. #Salute
barce going down tonight, with or without R and R

Brayan all the way... Juventus vs brayan and juventus will win the CUP!!! #TeamJuV

Hello sir, here is my email, if u dnt mind snding me the ebook. Thanks

Am a fresher, studying IT, need to knw more on the coding/programming stuff. Thanks
Nedu63ima@outlook.com

Me na trekking from Ghana to Naija oh! #Nodulling weather fuel dey or e no dey.

FRInteractives:
Hello NL Webmasters, if you have any issue in any Language listed above feel free to share it here and get solutions to it.

hi, am just a freshmen in the IT world, i wnt to be good in my field, love coding i.e. The little i v learnt and i wnt to learn more.. Just wnt to be ur frnd whatsapp. Thanks

Never did... Bcm friends nd end up been lovers.. Shy guy. She was the one that force me to say my mind. She knew. Hehehe. I Lv U Dear.

Well one thing is for sure in Nigeria: Ibo( weed ) nd others will be made legalize soon!

edwife:
Let us go and comeback

Arsenal your own don finish!

we they wait..

Roland17:
ABEG WHICH JERSEY NUMBER HAZARD DEY WEAR?

my Guy na no 2 oh.. Hehehehe

Osai ARSENAL
Gh lang.

tchidi:
Me I no de TURN over o!! Na just peep I de peep![quote][quote author=Thugnificient post=33127200]Your signature.. na french?

it definitely HAUSA