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CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Betta Peter Or Paul? by MrCork1: 8:24am On Aug 11, 2010
Just look at the bush boy wearing sun shade at night, if he waz my brother, I will back hand slaap his squared face back to enugu. or wherever he comes from. They the uglliest twins i seen on radio. there video is krap!!

I cannot stand them & they dont hav moiney (no ofense)
CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Betta Peter Or Paul? by MrCork1: 8:18am On Aug 11, 2010
THE AMAKA must be relateds to P Sqaured , hope fully,, they will give u face someday, maybe telephone her someday.

The illerate lookin skinny ugly boys cant selll record. They only peoples who buy there records are pirates from alaba market.

u no it & i no it. BLESS!!


IN FACT, MY BODY LOOOK BETTER!!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 7:57am On Aug 11, 2010
2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?'

CANT THIS UGLY LOOKIN ILLETRATE SKINNY BOY SPEAK ENGLISHhuh OR CANT HE JUST HIRE AN INTERPRITAR!!!
CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Betta Peter Or Paul? by MrCork1: 7:47am On Aug 11, 2010
THey are ugly, skinny Ursher wanaabee, wanaabee gay lookin skinny things, whos english grammar needs serious medical atteansions.

They cant sell records and no body buys them, except pirates. So how the hell can they be the pridrs of nigeria? They look like area boys

(no ofense)
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 5:05pm On Aug 10, 2010
Just a reminder

FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 5:03pm On Aug 10, 2010
Mother & wife MUST live side by side

FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 5:01pm On Aug 10, 2010
arhha,

RomanceRe: Silicon Babes Vs Natural Babe by MrCork1: 4:57pm On Aug 10, 2010
am in luff

CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Betta Peter Or Paul? by MrCork1: 4:53pm On Aug 10, 2010
I look much Gooder than them and they cannot sing.

My gran mother sings better, and she cant even buy there records.

They are both skinny and ugly (no ofense)
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 4:49pm On Aug 10, 2010
Ok Let have 1 mins break, and give it some thoughts ( Wife Vs Mother)

FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 4:40pm On Aug 10, 2010
Spen, bro so u would would save yo wife instead of your Mother? not good!
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 3:49pm On Aug 10, 2010
Ok, but still, you shed out all this lyrics, and they still do not get along, what do you do??
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 3:38pm On Aug 10, 2010
And a Poem for Wife:

You are my sweetest dream
You are the sunshine that warms me
You are more beautiful than all the stars in the night sky
You are what moves me

I love you.

ok, can i get some punny now?
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 3:28pm On Aug 10, 2010
A Poem For Mom

[list]
[li]You are the sunlight in my day,
You are the moon I see far away.
You are the tree I lean upon,
You are the one that makes troubles be gone.
You are the one who taught me life,
You are the words inside my song,
You are the one who cares for me,
You are the greatest friend I know.
You are my love, my life, my Mom.[/li]
[li][/li]
[/list]
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 3:05pm On Aug 10, 2010
siblings in Nigeria?? Bro, have you not seen a 3 yr old boy in Nigeria fetchin water from the lake or selling groundnut/ oranges or selling newspapers?

Siblings will have to grow up fast and get with the programme. Life goes on
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 3:01pm On Aug 10, 2010
Cute Angel, honey thats not a fair satement.

Am a cool guy, Honest,  I only blame my good looks, honest!
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 2:59pm On Aug 10, 2010
To be honest, I did save who ever has more money.

If i can inherit from my mother, She be saved

If my wife,s family is rich, she be saved.
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 2:57pm On Aug 10, 2010
Hold up, so u sayin you would prefer her to drown? Bro,  U sure about that?
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2010
But on a serious note, Your wife comes first.

Moms are wonderful and we should respect them but at the point you marry someone they become number one in your world. You make it clear to your mom that while she may not care for your wife she will treat her with respect if she wants to continue to be a part of your future life

FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 2:42pm On Aug 10, 2010
dyamn, I aint saving nobody!!

I cant swim!!

FamilyWife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 2:23pm On Aug 10, 2010
1) OK PEOPLE, IF YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER WERE BOTH DROWNING AND YOU COULD ONLY SAVE ONE, WHO WOULD YOU SAVE ??

2) How Do You Deal With An Overstaying Mother In Law
RomanceRe: Pretty, Good Character, Sound Education: Then What? by MrCork1: 2:18pm On Aug 10, 2010
Edukated womens always look like men, I dont like them
RomanceRe: Silicon Babes Vs Natural Babe by MrCork1: 2:15pm On Aug 10, 2010
Gabry, I will leaf divorce my 2 wifes for u, today, if u have those kinda booobsi[b][/b]
RomanceRe: Peter Crouch Caught Cheeting On Fiance by MrCork1: 2:12pm On Aug 10, 2010
Am so happy I theif Omotolola from 190.

I blame my good looks, Women want me
RomanceRe: Silicon Babes Vs Natural Babe by MrCork1: 2:09pm On Aug 10, 2010
if only she could slap my face with those booobsi, i be happy ( very very very very very very happy)[b][/b]
RomanceRe: Silicon Babes Vs Natural Babe by MrCork1: 2:06pm On Aug 10, 2010
Correction:

Men (me) go Double crazy when I see Nyansh!!
CultureRe: Are Light Skinned Black Women More Beautiful Than Dark Skinned Black Women? Y? by MrCork1(op): 1:33pm On Aug 10, 2010
COMPARE & CONTRAST: Nicky Minag (light skin) Vs Buffie (Dark skin)

CultureRe: Are Light Skinned Black Women More Beautiful Than Dark Skinned Black Women? Y? by MrCork1(op): 1:21pm On Aug 10, 2010
Well apart from my good looks, caring personality & 17inches c0rk, I am single & romantic
CultureAre Light Skinned Black Women More Beautiful Than Dark Skinned Black Women? Y? by MrCork1(op): 12:01pm On Aug 10, 2010
Dark is beautifulhuh ok, since when, where, how? Whats your say?

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