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Sweet Mother, I no go forget you (great song) |
Only 5 girl friends. The 6th one is 53yrs old. she dosent count[b][/b] |
When i look for punny, I dont bother about preety, edukation, sound edukation or charactar. All womens are beautiful |
[color=Black]EXCUSE ME, MR I KEA!!!! Mr wife beater is a hero. We need role models to help us strighten up womens who fall outter line. Wher us respect?? How can a women tell a man to: SHARAP!!! How can a woman tell a man to F*** off How can a woman give a guy fake phone numbers how can a woman stand a man up How can a woman boss sack a man? We need a role model, we need a hero, If only superman wa real[/color] |
** The love boat ** |
Pweety4me, ok spank or slap me and u will see my 17inchs c0rk rise to attension! By the way, do u have Nyansh & are u light skin & can u cook & clean? am looking for a wife |
Tink_sh, sweetie, why dont we discuss this over candle light dinner. By the way do u wear extra large thongs or pants? |
makajibbz, bro are u homo (no offense) Do u prefer c0rks to punnny? |
Correction! When a lady slaps u, we call it spanking. Ladys are not strong enough to hurt anyone. I love being slapped/spank (from ladys only) |
I always get hard when a Lady slaps me. I love it. great feelin![color=#770077][/color] |
Tink_sh , Sweetie, how do u do. can u cook & clean and do u where extra large thong or G-string? Am looking for a wife |
Very ugly half cast boy. He look like a harmless arm robber (no offense) |
my c0rk is to be like his c0rk 10yrs ago. mine much bigger now ![]() |
This 2 ugly boys cannot sing and there english grammar needs URGENT medical attensions ((no offense)) Even my grand mother can sing better |
OMotola is so beautiful |
akin101, bro too much story. I hope u dont expect to get Womanliness with this calaphronick salvated grammer (no ofeence) |
Ladyjide, Sweet madam. By the ways, do you have Nyansh or do u wear extra large pant & can u cook & clean?Am looking for a wife |
I love those booobsi so much I can dis-own my family for them. I will send them packing! I even send my mother packin! |
Nigerian women are rubbish. I dont date them coz they never have Nyansh. (no offences) While women are the best (stress free) |
Corrections: I didnt say 2face son is ugly. I said he look ugly. This is just simple english |
HOW the heck can 2face be the best thing from Nigeria when he cant even spek english grammer ![]() Imagine the introduce hin to th eQUeen of England and she says: Queen: Hello Mr Man, who are u? 2Face: Madam, Nothing dey happen!! My Conclusion: 2face is a national this grace!! |
OK ladies, if I Nyansh you but didnt kiss u, can u call it cheeting? |
190 is angry coz I theif his woman (Omotola). Bro, dont hate, Just congratulate!!! |
Womens need to be tamed sometimes. if u tames a dog,it will obey u. if u cane a woman, she obeys u. Just look at female bosses/managers. listen to the ways they control men. of course they needs to be reminded wit a slap once in awhile, to show who is in charges. they belong in the kitchens & bedrooms (no offense} |
Omotola coming back from the Village Market
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ABSOLUTE RUBBISH. Naomi Campbell is not the spokes woman for blacks women in the western world. Bro quit moaning and chill out!!! |
Just curse him out when next he calls, simple! |
Ok. any light skins womens in here with Nyansh who can cook or clean? Am lookin fora wife |
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or do u wear extra large pant & can u cook & clean?