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RomanceRe: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by MrCork1: 11:51am On Aug 10, 2010
Sweet Mother, I no go forget you (great song)
RomanceRe: ~How Many Boyfriends/Galfriends Do You Have?~ by MrCork1: 11:18am On Aug 10, 2010
Only 5 girl friends.

The 6th one is 53yrs old. she dosent count
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RomanceRe: Pretty, Good Character, Sound Education: Then What? by MrCork1: 10:48am On Aug 10, 2010
When i look for punny, I dont bother about preety, edukation, sound edukation or charactar.

All womens are beautiful
RomanceRe: What Should Be Done To Wife Beaters? by MrCork1: 10:42am On Aug 10, 2010
[color=Black]EXCUSE ME, MR I KEA!!!! Mr wife beater is a hero. We need role models to help us strighten up womens who fall outter line. Wher us respect?? How can a women tell a man to: SHARAP!!!
How can a woman tell a man to F*** off
How can a woman give a guy fake phone numbers
how can a woman stand a man up
How can a woman boss sack a man?

We need a role model, we need a hero, If only superman wa real
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RomanceRe: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by MrCork1: 10:15am On Aug 10, 2010
** The love boat **
RomanceRe: I Am Fed Up! by MrCork1: 9:52am On Aug 10, 2010
Pweety4me, ok spank or slap me and u will see my 17inchs c0rk rise to attension!

By the way, do u have Nyansh & are u light skin & can u cook & clean?

am looking for a wife
RomanceRe: Need Your Advice Or Comments: Please! by MrCork1: 9:46am On Aug 10, 2010
Tink_sh, sweetie, why dont we discuss this over candle light dinner.

By the way do u wear extra large thongs or pants
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RomanceRe: Where Are The Quality Single Nigerian Men Hiding? by MrCork1: 9:43am On Aug 10, 2010
makajibbz, bro are u homo (no offense)

Do u prefer c0rks to punnny?
RomanceRe: I Am Fed Up! by MrCork1: 9:40am On Aug 10, 2010
Correction!

When a lady slaps u, we call it spanking. Ladys are not strong enough to hurt anyone.

I love being slapped/spank (from ladys only)
RomanceRe: I Am Fed Up! by MrCork1: 9:31am On Aug 10, 2010
I always get hard when a Lady slaps me.

I love it. great feelin!
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RomanceRe: England White Women, I Miss Nigeria Ladies (play Boy Confession) by MrCork1: 9:27am On Aug 10, 2010
Tink_sh , Sweetie, how do u do. can u cook & clean and do u where extra large thong or G-string?

Am looking for a wife
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah Tries Modelling by MrCork1: 9:24am On Aug 10, 2010
Very ugly half cast boy. He look like a harmless arm robber (no offense)
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal by MrCork1: 9:10am On Aug 10, 2010
my c0rk is to be like his c0rk 10yrs ago.

mine much bigger now wink
CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Betta Peter Or Paul? by MrCork1: 9:07am On Aug 10, 2010
This 2 ugly boys cannot sing and there english grammar needs URGENT medical attensions ((no offense))

Even my grand mother can sing better
RomanceRe: Tell Us What You Liked About Yourself. by MrCork1: 8:53am On Aug 10, 2010
OMotola is so beautiful
RomanceRe: Erotic Poem by MrCork1: 8:44am On Aug 10, 2010
akin101, bro too much story.

I hope u dont expect to get Womanliness with this calaphronick salvated grammer (no ofeence)
RomanceRe: Where Are The Quality Single Nigerian Men Hiding? by MrCork1: 8:35am On Aug 10, 2010
Ladyjide, Sweet madam. By the ways, do you have Nyansh tongue or do u wear extra large pant & can u cook & clean?

Am looking for a wife
RomanceRe: Silicon Babes Vs Natural Babe by MrCork1: 8:31am On Aug 10, 2010
I love those booobsi so much I can dis-own my family for them.

I will send them packing! I even send my mother packin!
RomanceRe: England White Women, I Miss Nigeria Ladies (play Boy Confession) by MrCork1: 8:30am On Aug 10, 2010
Nigerian women are rubbish. I dont date them coz they never have Nyansh. (no offences)

While women are the best (stress free)
CelebritiesRe: 2face Baba N Son by MrCork1: 8:27am On Aug 10, 2010
Corrections:

I didnt say 2face son is ugly. I said he look ugly.

This is just simple english
CelebritiesRe: 2face Baba N Son by MrCork1: 8:26am On Aug 10, 2010
HOW the heck can 2face be the best thing from Nigeria when he cant even spek english grammerhuh

Imagine the introduce hin to th eQUeen of England and she says:

Queen: Hello Mr Man, who are u?

2Face: Madam, Nothing dey happen!!


My Conclusion: 2face is a national this grace!!
RomanceRe: Do You Consider Kissing Someone Else As Cheating? by MrCork1: 8:22am On Aug 10, 2010
OK ladies, if I Nyansh you but didnt kiss u, can u call it cheeting?
RomanceRe: Silicon Babes Vs Natural Babe by MrCork1: 8:19am On Aug 10, 2010
190 is angry coz I theif his woman (Omotola).

Bro, dont hate, Just congratulate!!!
RomanceRe: What Should Be Done To Wife Beaters? by MrCork1: 8:16am On Aug 10, 2010
Womens need to be tamed sometimes. if u tames a dog,it will obey u. if u cane a woman, she obeys u. Just look at female bosses/managers. listen to the ways they control men. of course they needs to be reminded wit a slap once in awhile, to show who is in charges. they belong in the kitchens & bedrooms (no offense}
RomanceRe: Tell Us What You Liked About Yourself. by MrCork1: 5:01pm On Aug 09, 2010
Omotola coming back from the Village Market

RomanceRe: f by MrCork1: 4:57pm On Aug 09, 2010
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH.    Naomi Campbell is not the spokes woman for blacks women in the western world.

Bro quit moaning  and chill out!!!
RomanceRe: Confused by MrCork1: 4:53pm On Aug 09, 2010
Just curse him out when next he calls, simple!
CelebritiesRe: Munachi Nwankwo Abii Vs Adaeze Igwe by MrCork1: 4:44pm On Aug 09, 2010
Ok. any light skins womens in here with Nyansh who can cook or clean?

Am lookin fora wife

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