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lol@Spike |
In a way, I guess i'll throw something towards my wife so she can float on it (maybe my shirt) and save my mom. you only have one mom and there are "plenty of fish" in the sea to choose as your wife |
Dolomite look like my kinda chick, jus wonderin if she gots Nyansh. I lookin for a wife |
Bro if u slap her once, she never mentions it again! truss me |
O lord have mercy, mwaaaaaaaah 2da backside!!! |
SA Godneess. Ok i apologice for puttin up your pictures. Am I forgiven? Can we now be friend? |
Women, we cant live with them but we cant live without them: Love them! OK, where is the pump ![]()
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SA GODNEESS, sweet madam I would never ever in salt you. But why are y rudes and why do u always act like u r gooder than everyone on Niaraland? pliss be nice!! |
ok, i think it is Womanliness, i want some Womanliness ( Hardest Word To Say) |
KAYDOO, bro, actully, I love women hitting me , i be happy/happier if she corner me |
Its a very tricky situation becoz your mother cannot do what your wife can do but your wife can |
Where is Mother or wife when you need them?
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As per Wife or Mother, again I could say it depends on who last did my laundry!! |
Corrrection. Bro i would not slap my own wife. I said other women, not my wife |
SA Goddness really look like Beyonsi. I have seen her |
SA GOdness, madam am ready to love u like tonic water and I am ready to sell all my propertys for you, including my 2 donkeys!! i have moiney |
**ok, let me think, ** |
bro i can swaaar on my life that those ugly boys did not reach primary 6. they must be relateds to 2face (another ugly looking chaps) coz there english grammar is woefully crotonickly catadolun rubbish. I swaaar my gran mother still sing bettter (no offence) & I aint buyin there rekords |
How can i be a hater when I am gooder looking than them? They look gayless and they cant even speak english grammar. so how the hell can they sell millions?, Duh!!! They need to giv up music and go concentrate on looking for break dance job, or sumthin or may be mechanic job. (no offence) |
190, bro, pls do not let my intelligence threaten you. I am not tryin to impress OMOTOTOLA nor take her from you BUT we both know I can easily take her from you when or if I want. Bro, dont push me. If u play with fire, u get burnt, period!! |
HOld up, may I remind u that I have 5 difffernt degrees and I am well qualifed!!! Of course I am intelligent, gademmmmit!!!! |
I heard SA GOdness look like her. I Iove SA Godness, kinda |
wish i could slap him face just for lookin ugly (no ofrence) |
36 childrens, yes!! he has. |
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