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Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 3:03pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mygoldie:




i wonder why men thinks every woman is desperate,why are men like that?
why,i'm yet to know why?

**wondering WHY MyGoldie is using that picture in her profile, coz it just gave moi a HAD ON, mistakenly undecided**
Celebrities / Re: 2face's Worth #450 Million by MrCork2: 3:00pm On Dec 29, 2010
soft girl:

@Cork Stay there be writing rubish and liking your mount wey your mate has gone pass u tongue

madam i pull more chicks than u anydays, truss me! wink
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:58pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mygoldie:




there he goes with a question again,why?
why is he asking me?why?

hmm, But why do women always answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION? angry
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:53pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mygoldie:

why do people always ask me questions,why?
im yet to know why
cos i don't know why.

sweery can i love u like fanta? tongue
Romance / Re: Girls "macking" by MrCork2: 2:52pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mrs, Eve:

Mr. cock,

She was referring to chicks IN PERSON macking to you.  Online macking does not count. 


sweeery if u see me in person, u would want to have my children, truss me! wink
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:50pm On Dec 29, 2010
y did michael jackson moon walk like billlly jean? undecided
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:48pm On Dec 29, 2010
amefi:

y wud vampires b allowed access to this forum?


y wud u b living in a fool's paradise?

y u lie u live in Lekkki & y do remind moi of a crackhead? undecided?
Events / Re: How Can You Discribe This Year by MrCork2: 2:45pm On Dec 29, 2010
absolutee rubbbbish, punnny soooo scacity to get!!! angry
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl You Love Her? by MrCork2: 2:44pm On Dec 29, 2010
nurabela:

How do you tell a girl you love her?


****i love u. _ _.duh undecided***
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:42pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mrs, Eve:

opens mouth wide and chomps DEEPLY on the forehead and spits out the brain mass angry

Mrs, Eve <<<<<< DRACULA undecided
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:41pm On Dec 29, 2010
amefi:

y wud mz. dark reject bc of 190?

y wud mrs eve b chasing even wen i'm nt interested?

y wud i go 4 ch3oh to console mysef?

y wudnt i just wait n b caught by mrs eve?

y wud mrs eve highligt dis comments n make a hot poo thereafter?


y u living in a fantasy world? undecided
Celebrities / Re: P-square, 2face, Mo' Cheddah Emerge As Winners At The 2010 Mtv Mamas! by MrCork2: 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2010
190:

yawns,

190 <<<<< Metamoforophlik scabenting eeeeeediot
Romance / Re: Woman Drags Husband To Court Over Size Of His Manhood by MrCork2: 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mr Cork<<<<<< 17inches long (offisial) wink
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mrs, Eve:

Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss


***gently tilts Mrs eve head backward & gives her french kisssss tongue***
Celebrities / Re: Celeb Spotted: Rihanna by MrCork2: 2:33pm On Dec 29, 2010
kulyie:

@ mr cork y so much beef n hatred 2wads anoda felow human bin creatd in God's image.even God said his 1st comandment is luv n u r there disin 4 disin sakes.can u even create an animal much les a human bin

Bro Rihana is not a human bean. she is a animal (no oofeinse) angry
Events / Re: How Can You Discribe This Year by MrCork2: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2010
rubbbish year. man didnt get nuff punny angry
Romance / Re: Urgent. Help Needed 4 A Brother by MrCork2: 2:28pm On Dec 29, 2010
Poster, bro, maybe the boy willly too tiny undecided
Forum Games / Re: Why by MrCork2: 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2010
Mrs, Eve:

why are my bosoms sensitive?

***hmmm, she wants me tongue***
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork2: 2:10pm On Dec 29, 2010
actualy, K leg is great for easy entry! tongue
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork2: 1:10pm On Dec 29, 2010
mamaken:

nobody ever complained abt ma K-Legs  angry

mamaken , madam , we need to hoook up! tongue
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork2: 1:09pm On Dec 29, 2010
the  fact remains:  k leg babes have the sweeetest punny, ever (official report magasine: 1983) wink
Romance / Re: Girls "macking" by MrCork2: 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2010
its no big deal. chicks chat me up all the times & they get my number wink
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork2: 1:05pm On Dec 29, 2010
mamaken:

how K-Leg look like?  

madam, one leg is pointin towards North, the other is tryin to escape to east wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Yoruba Girl To Settle Down With This 2011 by MrCork2: 1:01pm On Dec 29, 2010
yea that reminds me, i also need a chick to settle down with. Heavy Nyansh is a Must!,  cheers! wink
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork2: 12:55pm On Dec 29, 2010
well as long as she gots punnny, YES!!! tongue
Romance / Re: Mend A Broken Heart by MrCork2: 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2010
use IBO tailors! wink
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jumbo Is 31 Today by MrCork2: 12:45pm On Dec 29, 2010
but whyare thiese people usualy dark skin? why? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jumbo Is 31 Today by MrCork2: 12:43pm On Dec 29, 2010
very ugly dark skin IBO loooking man. she reminds me of hercules (no oofeinse) angry
Celebrities / Re: Celeb Spotted: Rihanna by MrCork2: 12:42pm On Dec 29, 2010
worse of all, she dont even gots Nyansh, Long hissssssss angry
Celebrities / Re: Celeb Spotted: Rihanna by MrCork2: 12:41pm On Dec 29, 2010
very ugly skinnny IBO thing. she cant even sang a song! (no ofeinse) angry
Celebrities / Re: 2face's Worth #450 Million by MrCork2: 12:37pm On Dec 29, 2010
how can a person with no hair Worth #450 Million? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Beaten Rihanna by MrCork2: 12:36pm On Dec 29, 2010
IBO people always beat up there womens anyways wink

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