base 1:

@Mr   Cork,   m   hoping   u've   enrolled   in   that   school   we   discussed   about   

@Mygoldie,   i   suspect   so,  i   guess   one   of   the   white   ladies   pulled   the   trigger   ******sigh******   il   miss  him   :x

****throws toilet roll on Base1's wide forehead ***

ebonyvibe:

No its something am telling you about the world luckily for me my parents are not in self deluded they thought me about sex education and I really benefitted from it I have lots of very good girlfriends you are in much trouble today cos of unwanted pregnancies emotionally tromoli cos the didn't get the right advice

Cos I knew it wasn't fiorbidden I didn't have the great urge to just have intimacy[b] I got disvirgined at 21 though [/b] it wasn't my husband who I love so dearly i would not change a thing cos that was part of my past which made me the person my husband fell in love with

****hmm, brings out note book & writes down pointers ****

kpolli:

Mr Cork is MOBO, so we wont even bother

Correction!! I am handsome. Mobo is only goodlooking. we not the same!!

Omolola1:

lmao, u are not as bad as i thought

Thanks babes (((((((Mwaaaaaah )))))))

Omolola1:

Having/engaging in an e-relationship is one of the craziest things av done dis year

and 190 dumped her and escaped to London

freecocoa:

Kedu ife gbasalu gi?anumanu.

madam the NEXt time u spek IBO in theise rooom, you will be Oxbonidated for 6 week !!

freecocoa:

Ok e wogo flavour okwia?chukwu a me kwe,obulo mu na gi,o dika ichogo kam gbue gi.

madam this is NOT Niger Dealta. Pliss SPEK english language, gademmmit!!

Moralistli:

Is the econmic situation and all d manner of hardship in Naija affecting your relationship or social life?
Yes or No,  Nothing much, just yes or No, u can as well give reason if u don't mind. Thanks to all my nairaland pals; Merry xmas in arrear and Happy New year in advance!

Woooow!! 600,000 views and still NO response? Bro, Nairalanders hate you. (no oofense)

Eyayomosko:

Their is no place like home.if i stay in another country for years i must surely come back year to give back to my country.watchout for mr iyoyo in the year 2035

Eyayomosko:

Asking a girl out

Eyayomosko , ermm bro, so U only ask guys out?

Mrs, Eve:

Guess who's here

Okay, let me sit down comfortably and refill my tea.  My advice to MEN/BOYS:

If you are in a serious relationship with a woman, DO NOT TELL YOUR BOYS how well she can suck your kondo back that thang up.  If you are sexually attracted to her, what make you think your boys won't be?

If you get a girl that is too high maintenance and you can't afford to keep her.  Find another chick that you can afford.  The problem with you guys is that you seek caliber that is outside of your league and then you cry about it.

Woman by nature are loyal and pleasers.  If you have intimacy with a girl and she doesn't really compliment you nor praise you.  Do not take it as that you DID THE DAMN THANG.  Some women were raised to be sensitive to men and to stroke their egos.  If you get with a chick like me that will tell you in your face THAT YOU COULDN'T bleep TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.  Don't be offended and take a few classes or many.

Men/boys PLEASE keep yourself up and exercise as well.  Just like YOU don't like fat chicks neither[b]DO WE LIKE FAT CATS.[/b]

If your flash your rented cars, rented watches, rented shoes, rented money, rented clothes, and rented friends and land a gold digger.  Don't come on Nairaland crying and flooding up the site because you got played.

If you go to the club and you see some chicks dancing like whores.  It doesn't mean they are whores, however if you take them home and bed with them there a saying "all birds of the same kind flock together".

I need to refill my tea. 

and here COMES Mrs Story teller _ AKA Mrs Eve!!

Beync:

cork can u wash my Un*****ssss? can u

ask 190!