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Romance › Re: sss by MrCork2: 11:22am On Dec 31, 2010

base 1:
@Mr Cork, m hoping u've enrolled in that school we discussed about

@Mygoldie, i suspect so, i guess one of the white ladies pulled the trigger ******sigh****** il miss him :x

****throws toilet roll on Base1's wide forehead ***

Romance › Re: Sex Before Marriage What Is Your Take by MrCork2: 11:13am On Dec 31, 2010

ebonyvibe:
No its something am telling you about the world luckily for me my parents are not in self deluded they thought me about sex education and I really benefitted from it I have lots of very good girlfriends you are in much trouble today cos of unwanted pregnancies emotionally tromoli cos the didn't get the right advice

Cos I knew it wasn't fiorbidden I didn't have the great urge to just have intimacy[b] I got disvirgined at 21 though [/b] it wasn't my husband who I love so dearly i would not change a thing cos that was part of my past which made me the person my husband fell in love with

****hmm, brings out note book & writes down pointers ****

Romance › Re: Would You Date a Girl/Boy With Dreadlocked Hair? by MrCork2: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2010

Females with dread usualy smell like palm oil & have natural body oduor (no oofeinse). Date them? NEVER! (no ofeinse)

Romance › Re: sss by MrCork2: 10:59am On Dec 31, 2010

kpolli:
Mr Cork is MOBO, so we wont even bother

Correction!! I am handsome. Mobo is only goodlooking. we not the same!!

Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by MrCork2: 10:52am On Dec 31, 2010

actualy I begged our former housegirl for punnny. She said No. I got the Lesbian SACKED!!!

Romance › Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrCork2: 10:45am On Dec 31, 2010

All Niaraland females MUST looooooose weight in 2011!!! (no oofeinse)

Nairaland General › Re: Welcome Me With Luv by MrCork2: 10:34am On Dec 31, 2010

Wellcame!!

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Are Not Romantic (true/false) by MrCork2: 10:22am On Dec 31, 2010

Mr Cork<<<<<<< Romantick

Celebrities › Re: P-square, 2face, Mo' Cheddah Emerge As Winners At The 2010 Mtv Mamas! by MrCork2: 10:20am On Dec 31, 2010

P SQUR shuld retaya and go back to primary skoool!!

Celebrities › Re: X Factor' Alum Cher Lloyd Signed To Jay-z's Roc Nation by MrCork2: 10:14am On Dec 31, 2010

BUT Cher dont even have Nyansh _ so why the heck did JAY Z signed her?

Celebrities › Re: Question About Sade by MrCork2: 10:11am On Dec 31, 2010

SADE? that skinnny ugly loooking HALLE berrry waaana be IBO woman?

she is a publick this grace to light skin womens for not even haveing Nyansh. HOw dare she NOT have nyansh!! (no oofeinse)

Crime › Re: Police Shoots Man For Laughing by MrCork2: 10:06am On Dec 31, 2010

The proprably shooot him becoz he waz ugly. Ugly people are usualy arm robbers (no ofeinse)

Politics › Re: Relocation To Nigeria From The Uk 2011. Am I Mad Or Is It Possible ? by MrCork2: 10:04am On Dec 31, 2010

do they even spek QUeens english in Nigeria? talkless of propar english (no ofeinse)

Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by MrCork2: 5:51pm On Dec 30, 2010

sweeery, who needs 190 anyways. the boy is a crackhead

Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by MrCork2: 5:51pm On Dec 30, 2010

Omolola1:
lmao, u are not as bad as i thought

Thanks babes (((((((Mwaaaaaah )))))))

Romance › Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrCork2: 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2010

Mrs, Eve <<< Radio Eve!! wink

Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by MrCork2: 5:46pm On Dec 30, 2010

Omolola1:
Having/engaging in an e-relationship is one of the craziest things av done dis year

and 190 dumped her and escaped to London

Romance › Re: Smart Guy Dump Girl by MrCork2: 5:44pm On Dec 30, 2010

freecocoa:
Kedu ife gbasalu gi?anumanu.

madam the NEXt time u spek IBO in theise rooom, you will be Oxbonidated for 6 week !!

Romance › Re: Smart Guy Dump Girl by MrCork2: 5:37pm On Dec 30, 2010

freecocoa:
Ok e wogo flavour okwia?chukwu a me kwe,obulo mu na gi,o dika ichogo kam gbue gi.

madam this is NOT Niger Dealta. Pliss SPEK english language, gademmmit!!

Romance › Re: My Fellow Nairalanders ''matters Arisingggg' by MrCork2: 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2010

Moralistli:
Is the econmic situation and all d manner of hardship in Naija affecting your relationship or social life?
Yes or No, Nothing much, just yes or No, u can as well give reason if u don't mind. Thanks to all my nairaland pals; Merry xmas in arrear and Happy New year in advance!

Woooow!! 600,000 views and still NO response? Bro, Nairalanders hate you. (no oofense)

Romance › Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrCork2: 5:08pm On Dec 30, 2010

**advise** (I can spell)

Romance › Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrCork2: 5:08pm On Dec 30, 2010

Avdise: I love Mrs Eve

Politics › Re: Relocation To Nigeria From The Uk 2011. Am I Mad Or Is It Possible ? by MrCork2: 5:02pm On Dec 30, 2010

Eyayomosko:
Their is no place like home.if i stay in another country for years i must surely come back year to give back to my country.watchout for mr iyoyo in the year 2035

ermm, which home? where u have mosquitos & arm robbers? HELL NOOOOOO!!! (no oofeinse) angry

Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by MrCork2: 4:44pm On Dec 30, 2010

Eyayomosko:
Asking a girl out

Eyayomosko , ermm bro, so U only ask guys out?

Romance › Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrCork2: 4:43pm On Dec 30, 2010

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=576171.msg7434511#msg7434511 date=1293723473]Guess who's here

Okay, let me sit down comfortably and refill my tea. My advice to MEN/BOYS:

If you are in a serious relationship with a woman, DO NOT TELL YOUR BOYS how well she can suck your kondo back that thang up. If you are sexually attracted to her, what make you think your boys won't be?

If you get a girl that is too high maintenance and you can't afford to keep her. Find another chick that you can afford. The problem with you guys is that you seek caliber that is outside of your league and then you cry about it.

Woman by nature are loyal and pleasers. If you have intimacy with a girl and she doesn't really compliment you nor praise you. Do not take it as that you DID THE DAMN THANG. Some women were raised to be sensitive to men and to stroke their egos. If you get with a chick like me that will tell you in your face THAT YOU COULDN'T bleep TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. Don't be offended and take a few classes or many.

Men/boys PLEASE keep yourself up and exercise as well. Just like YOU don't like fat chicks neither[b]DO WE LIKE FAT CATS.[/b]

If your flash your rented cars, rented watches, rented shoes, rented money, rented clothes, and rented friends and land a gold digger. Don't come on Nairaland crying and flooding up the site because you got played.

If you go to the club and you see some chicks dancing like whores. It doesn't mean they are whores, however if you take them home and bed with them there a saying "all birds of the same kind flock together".

I need to refill my tea.[/quote]
and here COMES Mrs Story teller _ AKA Mrs Eve!!

Romance › Re: What Habit/attitude by MrCork2: 4:39pm On Dec 30, 2010

loooong hisssssssssss,

Romance › Re: What Habit/attitude by MrCork2: 4:38pm On Dec 30, 2010

Beync:
cork can u wash my Un*****ssss? can u

ask 190!

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