freecocoa:

O nna'm onye anwa bu nbada ezi.kedu ka emelu?e na li ego gi soo gi.

ermm Excussssse moi madam. this is not your village, This is Nairaland & We spek english in here, not IBO.

No wonder u cant get Visa to london (no ofeinse)

mynaija123:

Chased after a gal for 2 years, finally got to lay her for once and left her. Thats was her punishment for making me wait that long. She insults me most time, but i am happy i did it.

Great move & welll done bro!

freecocoa:

Just stop refering to me,if you see my posts ignore it,just mind your biz.

Madam this is a publick forum. u dont like it here, go to the market.

and by the way, we spek english in here, and not IBO. cheers!!

freecocoa:

Mr cork,you are just plain dumb.

dumb for chattttin u up?

nurabela:

Girls and guys think differently and have different ways of expressing feelings. Do you assume he is thinking about you because you are thinking about him.

nurabela , hon, is your last name Umbrellla?

Madukaele:

What if a fine lady cums 2 u on 31th 9th and say take me as i am and do whatever u want with me. what wil u do wit her?

errm Nyansh her, actualy

freecocoa:

Mumu leave me be,u see 4 dream?dey well o.

the Village chick cant even spek english & she playin had to get. she wants me, trusss me!!

freecocoa:

Abeg carry your busybody to somewhere else,i dont have your time.

freecocoa , sweery u nevar been to London before, so i suggest u be nice to me!

freecocoa:

Cheers chiwa kwa gi onu, otoro gbapia kwa gi anya,onye iberibe.mtcheew

Madam it is illigal to spek IBO on Nairaland. U r not a lady. show me the nyansh, gademmit. cheers!

freecocoa:

Wetin i do naw?its was 1 min madness dat made me say yes,when it was over i realised what i did.

freecocoa , sweery show me yo pickture again. I need to look at your nyansh. cheers!

MzDarkSkin:

Ladies what are some good advice you can offer men to not appear to be complete douche-bags  or idiots when trying to pick up women?

Men, how can a woman get the attention of a man without appearing easy?

Feel free to share your stories/comments.

easy answer: just show me the punnny!!!

yorke:

Mr Cork u lied.

Bro, I never lie when it comes to punny, truss me. I love older women & by the way, she has money.

Mygoldie:

jeez mine was about erm erm erm,

with moi??

dominique:

She looks wayyyy older, no less than 35.

dominique, sweeery so u sayin she look like u

Phate07:


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