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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pls,where Is "lepa001"? by MrCork26: 12:51pm On Nov 09, 2010
mapist:
do u knw y u r so dumb?u tnk evryguy in NL is actually trying 2 fool around or flirt, as regards your advice, i wuld suggest u consider your advce cs,i am pretty sure we aint mates as regards Bsc. Honours.i even doubt if u made an ordinary 2.2 and dat's f u r even nt a BLOODY jambite,
ermm mapist or (R)apist, so u have BSC, MBC, OHQ, RCA, ordinary 2.2, JAMBITE, Skool Sat, WAEC, and you lookin for punny on the internet?

Brother, Your village just call, They r missing an idiot (no oofeinse) wink
RomanceRe: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by MrCork26: 12:08pm On Nov 09, 2010
bro if u move your candle close to her, u will see she just aiiight (no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: What Makes A Guy Feel Hurt? by MrCork26: 11:54am On Nov 09, 2010
well if u dont giv us punnnnny, it really hurt angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pls,where Is "lepa001"? by MrCork26: 11:53am On Nov 09, 2010
mapist or (R)apist , bro, i strongly suggest u spend your enargy to open a shop, somewhere,

and start selling plantain, bread , groundnut , or sumtin (no oofeince)
undecided
EducationRe: Who Coined The Term "runs" In Our Tertiary Institutions. by MrCork26: 11:45am On Nov 09, 2010
jumman , madam are u typing your english back wards coz we still dont under stand your question, cheers! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pls,where Is "lepa001"? by MrCork26: 11:40am On Nov 09, 2010
why u lookin for the chick? she eat your moiney? She theif your DVD? She dont want u? she moved on?

Bro, u better go back to your village and find another chick!! (no oofeinse)
wink
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 11:29am On Nov 09, 2010
***throws toilet roll on afribeauty wide fore head*** angry
CelebritiesRe: Finally, Denrele Opens Up. by MrCork26: 10:41am On Nov 09, 2010
actuly he very nyashable tongue
CelebritiesRe: P-Square Back With A Bang!: 'Gimme Dat' Official Music Video by MrCork26: 10:39am On Nov 09, 2010
did any body ever trys to advise P Squrs to invest there moiney on there educations and try to learn english?

Coz i still dont understand why they sing in english when they cant even read and right (no oofeince) angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pls,where Is "lepa001"? by MrCork26: 10:35am On Nov 09, 2010
mapist , or (R)apist? mr man!, are u stalkin her or did she stand you up? undecided
RomanceRe: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by MrCork26: 9:08am On Nov 09, 2010
amefi:
it dat u? beauriful,
AMEFI, ermmm brother, do u where glasses or did NEPA take light in your area?? angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 8:48am On Nov 09, 2010
afribeauty:
@mr.cork *door reopens and afribeauty steps in* sory bro u reap wot u sow,u get wot u give.  Most women on nairaland re respectable damsels in their own real word,we all re here 4fun and dat is wot we shuld get,i av read alot of thread and i must say most re quite uncall 4,pls no mata wot our differences,our upbringn,our individuality,let us love and respect ourselves.     To my singles in d house,jokes can become reality,poo can happen togeda we can giv birth to d 1st eva nairaland  real marriage not by living wit d mentality of blak women re dis or dat. U ll b amazed at wot one love and togethernes can bring.     D married ones in d house please b your broda's keeper.    @mr cock am realy sory,but u shuldnt av bein like village woman,u indirectly cal me an illiterate,its uncal 4.
bla bla bla, yiki yiki yiki, yardy yardy yardy, nag nag nag, moan moan moan, too much story!! This is just how they give us stress.

Madam why dont u paste this on CNN knews. man is gently lookin for punny & all we hear is story story story. We give up!!! (no oofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 6:00pm On Nov 08, 2010
Sweeery, madam, by the way are u light skin? tongue
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:58pm On Nov 08, 2010
afribeauty , Correction!! madam this is 2010 ans there is nothin wrong with lookin for punnny in the internet.

Mind u, at least, am saving petrol moiney & also saving the stress of driving around!! wink
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:56pm On Nov 08, 2010
am a lover, not a fighter, chicks want me but all am sayin is that the need to act like ladies and be nice to us

all they do is cuss us, i would never disrespect womens, Never!
RomanceRe: I Am Waiting For The Day Two Nairalanders Will Invite Us To Their Wedding. by MrCork26: 5:38pm On Nov 08, 2010
[color=#990000]sashaa (f) , madam u light skin and u gots fronts & backyard? tongue[/color]
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:36pm On Nov 08, 2010
JAY BEE, bro u see what am talkin about? this chick called Afrikobeauty just appear from Mars and

just start cussing me for no reason, My question is:

is she a lady? NO!! do real ladys act that way? NO Can she ever find a man like that? NO!!, is she single & still huntin, HEL YEA!!!

bro am only hear to help educate our nigerian womens (no oofeinse)
CelebritiesRe: First Pictures From Basketmouth’s Wedding! by MrCork26: 5:26pm On Nov 08, 2010
A woman must NEVER get marry unless she gots Nyansh, Basket mouth must be desperates (no oofeinse)
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:21pm On Nov 08, 2010
afribeauty , ermm madam. am not sure if u r typing in english or yoruba or german. but i cannut understand your spellin.

Can u pliss type slowly?, cheeers!! wink
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:19pm On Nov 08, 2010
JAY BEE, bro i respect womens and i love black sista,s, but they need to quit playin had to get.

Chicks like Ujujoan, Onstelly, MyGoldie, miisseve and so on are just long things.  But, the magic word is respect!  wink
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:15pm On Nov 08, 2010
afribeauty , madam pliss be nice. R u light skin & can u cook & cleen plus do u have Nyansh, booobsi plus thigh.  

Am a gentleman an am lookin for wife, be nice and u will get me wink
RomanceRe: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by MrCork26: 5:13pm On Nov 08, 2010
alabi1111 , bro did she dump you?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:11pm On Nov 08, 2010
afribeauty <<<<<<<Attitude undecided
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:09pm On Nov 08, 2010
ermm punny, just puuuny. , i dont like the stress if Girl friends, although nuff Nairaland chicks are always  afta me
RomanceRe: The Word I Love You by MrCork26: 5:05pm On Nov 08, 2010
I agree. onstelly (f) loves me but am not too sure if I love her yet back. I guess its what they call: love wantin tin!
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2010
JAY BEE!! hello sir. bro, we love our black sista's but what we sayin is that they always playin had to get,

My question to them is that how r we supose to get punny when they keep playin hard to get?, well apart from self service?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Wake Up At 27 Years by MrCork26: 4:51pm On Nov 08, 2010
ITbomb , brother did your girlfriend wake up after 27 year?, am confused!? undecided
RomanceRe: Does Love Exist Over The Net? by MrCork26: 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2010
mediatrix8, madam can i e-love your from level 1? tongue
RomanceRe: Is Jealousy A Sign Of Love? by MrCork26: 4:43pm On Nov 08, 2010
mediatrix8, well if u waz my punny I would never share u with anyone except my twin brother.

I am not a greeedy type wink
RomanceRe: Nairaland Females Should Act Like Real Ladies! by MrCork26: 4:41pm On Nov 08, 2010
afribeauty:
W-a-nda-fuu-ll pepplesss
afribeauty , madam i can tell by the way u spellls that u from the village, r u related to Onstelly? (no oofeinse) undecided
CrimeRe: 17-year-old Peace Asukwo Commits Suicide Over Disagreement With Yoruba Boyfriend by MrCork26: 4:31pm On Nov 08, 2010
so Peace Asukwo d.i'e simply becoz yoruba girls didnt give him puunnny?,

Somebody needs to wake him up & Sue him!!! angry (no ofeinse)
angry

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