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haven't You heard

"money ansereth all things"

be plain and state exactly what You want it's called blank cheque, else you'll be friendzoned for life #fact

wow

guess she has satisfied herself,

if this one marries, the husband will wish He was single

Girlwithwings:
As a woman, an independent Nigerian woman, I know what I want in a man. I saw what I wanted in my boyfriend before we started dating. We are not yet engaged but he's the kind of man I will will say yes to if he asks for my hand in marriage.

There's many reasons why I will say yes to him and I will give as much reasons I can think of right now

He is respectful : He respects everyone. A man who respects everyone surely will respect he wife or future wife. Respect doesn't mean he calls her Madame or kisses her ass. What it means is, when he wants to do something that will hurt her feelings, he will think twice and back out out of respect for his woman and her feelings.

He has a heavy wallet: I want a man that oozes of money. He doesn't have to have be a millionaire but he has to be able to hold any wahala down, I'm talking about unforseen circumstances. I can hold it down too sometimes but I don't want to be the one holding it down more. I'm a real woman and I want a real man.

He is romantic : Being romantic in the sense that he remembers the day we met, he opens the door to the car for me, pus the chair out for me, remembers my mums birthday. Being romantic doesn't cost money. Although he has to be rich but he doesn't have to spend the money. The only reason we girls give men bills is because they don't ooze of money so we test them to see their capabilities. When a guy oozes of money, we don't bill him.

He is not emotional: Emotional men are very loving men that love their women to pieces bit when they are angry, they are angry to pieces. A man shouldn't be more emotional than the woman in a relationship because women are known to be the most emotional in a '' normal '' relationship. My bf is emotional but I'm more emotional than him and I like it that way.

He has to know God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit : I love a man who is not afraid to lead a prayer. A man who can pray turns me on. A family that prayers together, stays together. We don't necessarily have to go to church every Sunday together, some days I go, some days he goes and some days we go together. I will not date a Muslim because I'm not Muslim but I will not expect a Muslim woman to date a non Muslim man, except on some a few exceptions. I want a man that will wake me up early in the morning for morning prayer with the kids

We are on the same level: When you see a girl wearing Brazilian hair and always has her nails done, always have it in mind that she's being the kinda girl her dream man wants. Same goes for men, if you want a girl, be the kind of man she wants. If you are not presently able to meet up with the kinda man she wants then work harder to be that kinda man and try again. If the girl loves see. Jog everyday for an hour and go to the gym, be fit and give her what she wants in bed, if she wants to go clubbing every weekend, work hard and make money and the her to the best clubs, if she likes food, take her to the best restaurants in town. Be the kinda person that you admire wants.

Be yourself : Women are very sensitive. We can read a man easily and tell what he wants. You will be surprised that a man can walk up to a random girl and say I want to sleep with you and the girl will fall for it. It's not juju, it's just the guy was real and realness is sexy. Don't best around the bush, say it as it is.

There are more than a hundred categories of women in Nigeria, I am under one of those categories and I will probably say there are a million women that think like me in Nigeria out of 180 million.

What I mentioned are just guidelines and it will not work on every woman.

what happens to his vision, his goals abi Una like NFA

hmm. that game is from the devil o

My eyes is always fixed on the "basket", no distraction. immediately it gets to Me, I pass it in a second

bubu is better of as efcc chairman, na go hin hear

no right policy put in place

The times we had together was a journey worth traveling
probably we weren't meant for each other
but I know I'm a gift You may never find

yup

husbands are the type of Men You want to spend the rest of Your life with and not all possesses that in fact we have very few in that category .
that's why the Yorùbá will day " oko won lode" simply husbands are scarce

#myopinion

feldido:
Bros, finish make u come chop one Slap

gbam!

hin be like " na You get mind come my territory

what is the function of an Helipad since all helicopters can land of any free space

how does hanger differs from airports

the plane has two handles,
what if the pilot moves it to the left and the co pilot moves his to the right like in the case of hijack ( what will be the outcome)

why must the pilot and copilot pull the gear together, is it heavy

thanks in advance, I salute You Sir

That's his opinion, people are entitled to their opinion


Na so them dey endorse ni, it's more of connection and I doubt if Mark Angel has that capacity

she is getting there though, let her enjoy her shine @least.

lolz

ts so common in this part of the world ranging from Abscess due to unprofessional injection giving to amputation without looking into the situation properly

there was an incident that occurred in my school some months back where the doctor asked "so what are the symptoms" and my friend was like "headache, pyrexia....." he didn't even allow him to finish, the doctor prescribed Artesunate whereas she was trying to explain to the doctor that she doesn't use that for malaria as its too powerful for her

omo doctor no gree o, 'you can't teach me my job ish' not until she fainted and was rushed back to the health center. The doctor con talk say the drug he prescribed was on her request.


m in medical school and I can say categorically that we read to pass, nobody wants to repeat. the pressure is much, we only get to see real situations in clinicals that's for the serious ones though

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selectedhero:
For your first point, by every standard the president has over and over again contravened the principle of federal character by his appointments, for instance his appointments into agencies under the ministry of interior as well as other agencies such as NTA, VON, NBC, etc. Shows he has concluded that there are a specific people who deserve to enjoy his ruler ship over others.
For your second point, it is true the agitations have been on for quite long, but the big question is, why now? But you needn’t look far to get the answer, BUHARI!!! He boldly said he will not treat those who gave him 5% as those who gave him 95%. What do you get when you make martyrs of them, when they protest for self-determination and all you do is give a shoot at sight order to your horde of security personnel. What you do is wake the sleeping giants. And I must ask, whatever happened to “the pen is mightier than the sword”, subtlety, dialogue etc?
For your third point, I would ask you, how many such “section of people” have their current president insulted their intelligence by a grazing bill, by a 5% theory, by virtually no appointments because for all I care, those appointed so far from south-south and south-east into this government were those that have been time and again considered as betrayers of trust in their regions or had contributed in kind and the president was in their debt Etc.
You asked why there were agitations only when there were northerners and westerners in power. I wish to ask you then, for how long have people from the south east and south-south really been in power ever since independence. Name them, Jonathan, Ironsi and Azikiwi and for how many years in all combined. So what do you expect?
is it when before they close and open their eye, their son is gone, that they will agitate.
In conclusion, since when has activities in the south and east been news worthy, of concern to the north etc? Oh I almost forgot. Since mister president noticed he did not have enough funds to expend.
PS: I am from the north, born, bred and indigenous. but my people I can’t see injustice and keep quiet.
Though OneManLegion you still be my Nigerian brother sha, no hard feelings

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baba, Una kill am

one basket of tomatoes for You jhor

DropShot:
It’s exactly one year that the Change government was handed the mantle of leadership of Nigeria for a four-year term. Irrespective of what anyone’s political leaning is, it’s very appropriate to measure the performance of PMB and his government as objectively as one can be. As a believer and supporter of this government, I have done some articles in the past to show support for the administration. Let see how our change managers have fared in the past one year.
The Positives
1. Successful implementation of TSA
The great idea to bring all government revenues under the umbrella of a unified single account known as treasury single account was birthed by Goodluck Jonathan’s administration. But for some political reasons, GEJ was not able to implement the program. Since coming of PMB, implementation of the TSA was one of the first orders he gave and we now know that the implementation has saved Nigeria up to N3 trillion that hitherto would have been kept in different government’s accounts from where the politicians could do as they wish with such monies. I think the president has done well here and I score him 8/10.
2. Reduction in cost of governance and blocking of wastages
In the past, it was not uncommon to read that as many as 200 or 300 delegates accompanied the president on international trips. Since the coming of PMB, such numbers have been reduced to 20s and 30s even on the most important of trips.
PMB has also stopped the practice of government sponsoring private persons on holy pilgrimage thereby saving the nation some millions of dollars in the process. Last year alone, the FG saved over $1 million by not sponsoring people on Haj. Some states later followed this line.
By reducing the number of ministries from 48 to 24, the FG has surely been able to save some monies that could have been spent on overhead costs. The president scores 7/10 here.
3. Appreciable success in the fight against BHT
No doubt this has to be one of the major achievements of PMB in his first year in office. Even though Boko Haram Terrorists group remain a threat to Nigeria’s security, it’s surely not as potent and as formidable as it was when the president took over as many of the terrorists have been killed while many towns and villages have been liberated by the Nigerian Army. This success has given renewed hope to the possibility of rescuing some of the Chibok Girls (if not all) from their captors. I score him 7/10 here.
4. Stemming the tide of corruption and prosecution of past corruption cases
Another signature achievement of PMB is the success being achieved in the fight against corruption. No matter how we dice it, we all know that corruption is responsible for the comatose state of our affairs. It was corruption that stalled our development as a giant of Africa. Since PMB’s coming, corruption has been given a bloodied nose even though there is still plenty of work to do. In addition to that, government officials now understand that they cannot engage in impunity and corrupt practices without getting punished.
We will have a better appreciation of the success of the government’s fight on corruption when the president finally reveals how much has been retrieved from past looters during his address to the nation tomorrow but we know the recovered monies run into billions of naira. Fingers crossed. Another 7/10 here.
5. Improved relationship with the outside diplomatic world
Despite criticism of his numerous travel abroad, discerning minds now know that Nigeria is gradually regaining her battered image in the comity of nations. The president had been recognized guest in many very important international functions where his efforts were recognized as well. It is our hope that by the time PMB completes his first tenure, our image will have been further improved globally. He scores 6/10 here.
The Negatives
1. Failure to reduce number of presidential airplanes
Despite largely reducing cost of governance, it is absurd and annoying that PMB has not deemed it necessary to cut the number of presidential jets from 11 (?) to six or five. This runs contrary to his stand before becoming president and there cannot be any justification for keeping such large fleet of money-gulping planes. I hope the president sees reasons to reduce the fleet as a matter of necessity and in line with his frugal image. His score here is 0/10.
2. Indecisive in tackling Niger Delta Avengers and other militants
The president has been indecisive in bringing the ND Avengers and other militants under control such that their criminal activities have reduced daily oil production from 2.2 million bpd to about 1.6 million bpd.
Why announcing that the militants will be treated as terrorists when in fact you had not made up your mind on how to treat them? To sum it up, I have not seen the carrots neither have I seen the sticks. Like I said in one of my posts, should the militants succeed in crippling the economy of Nigeria, I will not blame them and their supporters. The blame will go to the Chief Security Officer of the country, who is responsible for securing our lives and properties just as GEJ took the blame for BHT. I score him 3/10 here.
3. Worsened economic situation
No doubt the president inherited a badly damaged economy. But the fact is, if the economy was doing fine he would not have won the election. In other words, the president and his VP were elected to find solutions to the myriads of challenges facing the country. So, by all means necessary, we expect PMB and his team to solve the economic problems and not to give excuses why they can’t tackle them. EOD.
Cost of almost everything has doubled or more than double since beginning of this year. I am not sure Nigerians can go like this for another one year without people dropping dead on the streets. So, the president must find the urgent solutions to resolve the crisis bedeviling the economy NOW. Nigerians need improved electricity, availability of goods and services at reasonable prices, job opportunities for the unemployed, etc. Here the president scores 3/10.
4. Handling Fulani Herdsmen Criminality
This issue of Fulani herdsmen is as old as the entity called Nigeria. However, it has assumed a more alarming dimension since beginning of this year. The security agencies, under the commandment of our C in C have not lived up to expectations. Just as with the ND Avengers and other terrorists, the president has remained hesitant and indecisive with how to deal with them. I score him 3/10.
5. Absence of solid programs at diversifying the economy
Past regimes paid lip service to diversification of the economy away from the largely oil-dependent to one that depends on multiple sources of income. Though we have seen the provisions in the budget that signifies that PMB will diversify the economy, however we have not seen necessary activities unveiling to support such provisions. For the fact that it normally takes time to diversify the economy and the fact that the budget was only signed in May, I will score the president 4/10 here.
So, by my analysis, the president has managed to score 48 out of 100. Not a good result in my opinion but he still has three more years to turn things around.
Your objective opinion is welcome.

he tried na @least he didn't have an F...... no carry over



PS. na naija we dey, they fit upgrade am

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this is just the beginning.....
but I thought he has nipped them in the bud by arresting over 11000

who is deceiving who

the Islamic agenda loading......

okay, so we have IYC and we also have avengers

Each and every man for himself, GOD for us all

This people don gather liver o. Their twitter handle is functioning like kilode
if not, I trust Mr lie he would have given us some of his lies

but why avengers ehn?

really

where are they?

this government never seize to amaze me..... more is coming tomorrow

who is roaring again o.....
this is the change we voted for
what's the fuss all about..... deal with it

lolz

How does this change their decision

they are hellbent on their stance and this won't do anything except it's coming from the presidency ;Dlolz

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baba God don pick her call

Ghen Ghen!

This is the beginning of an era of stunt in Naija..... patiently waiting for more creative ones

onijekuje

lolz

This is Super story...

how did this hit front-page

choi

be like say hunger Don wire bros for Awa

change Don change hin destiny....... see begging

orisirisi thread......


this one needs a needle

haa.... kilode

what is this
ts over
that guy should be crying

good stunt

let's straf that child now