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Safiaa:
One mans garbage is another mans treasure.

I'm sorry dear, but only mad men finds garbages to be a treasure

Congratulations..


But I always feel bad when I remember my wife-to-be is eventually dating a guy now, then after the guy don chop tire na me go con dey chop the remains

To hell with marriage mehn!

Olami90:
please whoever is familiar with Whispers of the early morning, a radio prog by Daniel Akpata on Radio continental should kindly tell me d title and name of d person that made that Jazz he uses for his show..............will really appreciate.

Lol.. have you gotten the title of that track?

They con be like mumu

Silvertrinity:
O lawd! this guy be like houseboy.

If he's not wearing his farmers hat, he'll be wearing remote as necklace.
Now he has upgraded to a juju priestWTF

Which village in Biafra do you live?

Yeligray:
washing machine bro

Ok that won still make sense

Yeligray:
there is nothing wrong about menstruation it is natural and it is a sign that any lady you see out there is a woman..

Even when i wake to see stains of blood on the bedsheet i wake her up, prepare a hot shower for her and tell her to take as long as she wants, i take d pant and d bedsheet to the wash thereafter i play with her... Don't make ladies feel bad it's natural

What?! You wash her pants ?

Jezus is lord!

What's the definition of 'God-fearing?

Only in Kenya

And I'm very sure you licked her plate too.. that's how you guys carry disease

Mine is dry though

Recommended ones or just normal glasses?

See wetin hunger dey cause

It's possible.. the physical appearance of nowadays girls, you'll think they are old enough to be your mom meanwhile they're still very young

Who is Rhatti?

Mr. Eazy stooping so low for featuring a Z-list Nigerian artist

WatchinginHD:
Congratulations, on behalf of all Chelsea Fans Nigeria, we say Congratulations once more

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Is Mikel still a Chelsea player?

Where Efe dey sef?

As long as the number is power of 2, the person survived will always be the one who starts. If the number is not power of 2, find the greatest power of 2 which is less than the number i.e. 64 now if 100-64=36 people are killed, the one who will start after that would be the one who will survive.
36 people will be killed as 2,4,6, .... ,72 and the sword will be handed over to 73 who is the first person to start in remaining 64. thus only 73 will survive.

Dumb ass thread

Soccer

It doesn't worth it.. even if I'm asked to give it up for a month

Alanta will ever remain their best hit

mikky4764:
Nigerians and drug trafficking, they will never learn from other pple's case. I can't type 'rip'

meshonu gi there..

You should replace that with IPOD

Buhari don weak see as the guy thin

Oh This used to be my best novel when I was a kid

Benin girls for sure

He's just following his Master's (Davido) footsteps #kids#mentality

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Let show Wizkid to the world

So yesterday, Drake performed Come Closer at Caribana 2017/ he's pre-show for the OVOFEST concert that will be held in Toronto later today.I know Wizkid haters won't like this, but he remains no 1 in Africa, and he's already a legend.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rJjq_fU5vM?t=21

beamtopola:
Thank God you said study permit. That means if you don't have green card you can't acquire license and if can't acquire license, you can't drive. Wizkid can't drive in Toronto.

How the f*ck will he get here without a visa?

Yes Davido is a US citizen, but Wizkid will need a visa to get here and he can drive if he has a visa, but it just gonna take time for him to go through the process and he don't need all that because he will only come here for shows, spend a week or more then get the f*ck out.

So stop the Davido hype!

beamtopola:
Not in nija o
If wizzy does this, na straight to cell. Citizen count.

Forget that thing! Once you're legally living in Canada, you can get that shiit done. I have guys who're on student permit and they have their monicker on their number plates. It's just gonna cost you more on your insurance