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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrDickle(m): 7:33am On Jan 04, 2018
dru23:
My guy I was joking with you now . Hahah take am easy. All that stuff I said I was messing with you. Come on dude. I might have went too far . But I don't have any negative energy towards you bro. They way things ended between me and you. I didn't like it . And I don't expect you to drive for me forever. They were things that you did that you could have done better. At the end of the day. I have no hates towards you . So I go stay off nairaland. I just hope say other people no go start with me. Because I can be very petty . Like Mrdickle AKA joystick, Aka Dick . No shaking bro wish you success.
So you wanted to enslave him forever. He left your car and you went mental. posting stupid picture like a kid? You have a problem. You must seek urgent medical attention. How can a man with a dick be this stupidly petty? How do you handle your woman at home, that is if any woman would be that unlucky to stay with you?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrDickle(m):
dru23:
Bro you funny . It's not that serious thought. Am just having fun. It's all fun . I just like to voice out the nonsense on some of these thread. If someone comes after me because of my opinion. I just turn it to something fun . There these MrDickle on the forum he came after me and Romeo made a smiley comment. So Romeo happen to be in the cross fire has I yup the guy. It's called casualty of war . Just having fun with it.
Your opinion is asinine. You are a complete and utter nincompoop to think you can stand where i stand. Look at this dyslexic moron_ that cannot differentiate between "know and known" thinking he is allowed to have an opinion. Stupid people like you brag the most. You are not allowed to have a stupid opinion. I am sure your so called elantras are all salvaged wrecks bought off auction.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrDickle(m): 7:06pm On Jan 03, 2018
dru23:
Places that you only dream of. That's why u are were u are now . Am a boss and you are a worker
you are a boss? Because you have 5 elantras? You are an idiot. Do you know how many corollas I have? I don't talk. I don't have a small mentality like you do. If you have 5 stupid elantras and you are flooding the thread with stupid pictures and your confounding idiocy, what woùld you do maybe when you own 10 elantras?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrDickle(m): 5:29pm On Jan 03, 2018
bigass:
The people on Nairaland work at Uber head office. Stupidity at its best.
With stupid replies such as this one, it is very very easy to deduce that you aren't getting enough sex from your husband. Stop snapping at every post you come across. Shut up if you have nothing to say. No one will judge you for keeping quiet. No one here is the source of your frustration.

Get a vibrator if he isn't up to the task. angry
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrDickle(m): 5:28pm On Jan 03, 2018
[quote author=dru23 post=63752236][/quote]look at this idiot. What is special about America? Are you normal?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrDickle(m): 4:48pm On Dec 30, 2017
dru23:
Bro my advice is go for what you known Most Nigerian used cars have issue already that's why people sell them. Even a Toyota brand that are sold Naija used most have had issues that's why been sold. Only different with Toyota brand is that all mechanic or most know how to fix it. Buying any used Naija cars irrespective of brand . Is at your risk . Plz study these car business very well. Do your research. I have about 5 elantra cars on uber now tokunbo. I bought it myself after doing my research . I was told it's OK and strong. I heard good results . But they have been ok so far. Parts are expensive good on fuel so far . It's been 6 months so far. So am still observing regardless what people say. My point bro fellow your own path and be your man. No one will hold your hands in these world. Hopefully have help you .
" we can agree or to disagree respectfully"
you sure say this pikin go school?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 8:57pm On Aug 19, 2011
Goldieluks:
Mr dickle nope,i just can't stand fakers,end of!
Have you been in love dear? smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 8:50pm On Aug 19, 2011
REALITY101:
Dickle my annus.
I knew i made the right choice about removing you from my list! Can you imagine?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 6:44pm On Aug 19, 2011
donguutti:
MR dickle, since u dont want me as your son-inlaw ,could u give me some tips to make Goldie fall in love with  me
Never said so son! Still getting to know y'all! I've removed two men frm that list, so things should be easier for you! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2011
Goldieluks:
I see you have time in your hands,by the way am not always this hostile,but to fakers!
Hmm! Fakers dealt with you before?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 6:33pm On Aug 19, 2011
Goldieluks:
and you are?? angry
Hey Sweetie! smiley
Are you always this hostile to strangers? Anger isnt good for your young heart! I'm Mr Dickle, Fickle's Husband! She convinced me to join her on here! Said she needs some help with y'all! Pleased to meet you! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 6:30pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:

me and that G[i]A[/i]Y F[i]AG[/i]

he would bust my anus in the cell

please take me elsewhere
OK!
Different cells then! or whatever! i just dont want either of you coming within 100meters or our precious Daughter! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 6:27pm On Aug 19, 2011
Toba Son! smiley
Give the lady pendo a Chance! She'll come around, I promise! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 6:25pm On Aug 19, 2011
Fickle:
Like lollipop. Shawty wanna thug, Shawty wanna hump.

I will attend to you tomorrow. Take your nos(from 1, 100) and drop your request.

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kissI am going clubbing with my hubby. please they still wear pantiholes clubs. pls exposed babes leave me ideas of what to wear.  
You lil sexy thing! kiss kiss kiss kiss

REALITY101 I'm placing you & 190 on probation. I'm not impressed by your responses so far! Dont want my daughter falling into wrong hands!
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by MrDickle(m): 3:51pm On Aug 19, 2011
Hello Mrs Ebony! smiley
I must say that classifying all men as Useless doesnt smack as fairness at all! i know you are Hurting, and i also know how hard it could be to have a LAZY MAN [/b]as a Husband! Not saying you do, but i'm trying my utmost to sound reasonable here! I'm married to Fickle and she can testify that i'm not [b]USELESS at least not in the ways you have described! Take it easy my dear friend! Your anger is not letting you see the Few GOOD & USEFUL men around! Yes i agree USEFUL men are in a minority. but for the sake of the minority, pls tone down a little! Anger makes you take unwise decisions most of the time and say things you dont mean! Just be cool my lady! smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrDickle(m): 3:46pm On Aug 19, 2011
Hello Mr Cork! smiley
Someone earlier asked me if i was you! Glad to finally meet you! You are doing a fantastic job, in an exceptionally hilarious way! Take care my man! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 3:39pm On Aug 19, 2011
Uncle's here now! smiley
Toba! Good you are sorted out! Pendo dear! You dont have to worry about anything! Distance means NOTHING to people who are REALLY IN LOVE! If Mohammed refuses to go to the mountain, the mountain would definately come to Mohammed! All i'm saying dear is that you could leave wherever you are and switch to Nigeria and the same can be said of the young Nigerian Toba, who has fallen hopelessly in love with you! give him a chance dear, there is no harm in trying, you could be his missing rib! Let love show you the way! smiley

Fickles Baby! kiss Cant wait to leave this place and head home, where i know your warm and loving arms would be awaiting my return! kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 1:11pm On Aug 19, 2011
Cuddlemii:
^You would hear from the horses mouth.
Hmm! I'll wait then! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 1:08pm On Aug 19, 2011
donguutti:
then u would not mind me asking to be betrothed to your  daughter ,thanks in advance for accepting
Hold up son! Which of my daughters?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 1:04pm On Aug 19, 2011
Cuddlemii:
I just want them to be friends. Everything should return to normalcy.
Men have serious EGO issues sweetie! they dont necessarily have to be mutual friends since you already said you are not romantically attached to either of them!  smiley Can i get a clue as to what actually transpired between these two? smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:59pm On Aug 19, 2011
donguutti:
@MR dickle, are u by anyway related to MR corkhuh?

@fickle, please solve this toba matter quickly and attend to me  ***i don tire to wait***
Sorry son! I joined this forum less than an hour ago after so much persuasion from mrs fickle my love! I dont think i've come across Mr Cork! Sorry! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:53pm On Aug 19, 2011
Cuddlemii:
I don't love anybody

Sexkillz is my close pal. He argues with me too. I also confront him too. We are both met through confrontation

High Chief on his own part refuses to understand Sexkillz.

I am a friend of all & I am a solo lady. Don't want to be attached to anyone.

They are both my close friends & they are nice.

@toba
I was not on the thread & they were not fighting for me. I just want to make peace for them. Put my name back on that list now angry angry.
Oh! they are your close friends! Are these two friends as well? And what caused the argument sweetie?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:45pm On Aug 19, 2011
toba:
This boy is very selfish and wickedhttps://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295877_10150291365168151_715748150_7715293_883089_s.jpghe wants to cut off the thing. SMDH at the boy
And who would the boy be son? Is that baby you in that picture? You sure do like to suck alot to that extent! Does your girlfriend agree to your methods of sucking? I'll never suck my fickle like that tho! That's GROSS son!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:41pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:
yup  grin  grin
Ok Then! Didnt realize! Could you let me in on whatever it is then? I need to find my geography around here! Where's my Fickle?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:31pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:
grin  grin
Did i say sumthing funny son?  huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:26pm On Aug 19, 2011
Cuddlemii:
Aunty Fickle

High Chief loves me

Sexkillz is my bestie

They fight a lot
Hold up! Sweets! Who is sexkillz? huh ( What sorta name is that anyway?) and High Chief? Pls Expatiate Sweets! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:21pm On Aug 19, 2011
190smh:
this must be IYATRUSTEE  grin  grin
190! You are the one clamouring to be my son inlaw! Mrs fickle almost interrupted our love making last night cos of UR Case! angry  Hope you'll be worth all that stress i went thru last night! i dont want my Baby's heart crushed! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:15pm On Aug 19, 2011
pendo89:
Mr.Dickle? shocked shocked
Hey Sweets! How you doin'? U sure r s'prised 2 see me! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:12pm On Aug 19, 2011
toba:
Mukina2 very friendly, beautiful, matured and stay outside Nigeria.

Pendo
matured understanding and has quality of wife material but she sometimes hmmmmm. Stay outside Nigeria as well

Bhusayor among the youngest, pretty, very sound as well stay in Nigeria but her case i dont know what to say about it yet

Anna Hmm like to say kick balls. She sound as well intelligent but still trying to learn more about her

Mygoldie hmm almost same as anna. Like her too but she flare up easily
Hey Son! I was once in your condition! But i was more realistic! Downsize that list again to a more realistic one. let's see what we got! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by MrDickle(m): 12:05pm On Aug 19, 2011
Fickle:
Ok so tell me what you like about these ones. so we start eliminating the ones with no future prospects
Hey Baby! kiss kiss kiss I see these kids are giving you a tough day! You didn't tell them we had a rough night i see! wink

Easy kids! We'll sort things out relatively soon! How y'all doing? smiley

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