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searay: Ever wonder if you are noticed on NL? Messages like the one below will a confirmation:
1) Banned by sexkillz in Romance for Posting offtopic. The price of garri has nothing to do with the thread. If you don't like a thread,
jog on.. Ban expires on 5:10pm

2) Banned by Ikenna351 in Car Talk for for being a nuisance in cartalk. Ban expires on September 15th,2012.

1)banned by sexkillz in romance for chikin his gf
Mehn if to say NL nah another world ehn.. All dis modz go dey carry black eye, xpecially dis imp*tent dog 'killz'

tellwisdom: truly Indian vulture weyknw wan hussle....na nairaland women he dey hope on make dem praise am, mke small tin enter em bank account per praising....fine mugu

Infact nah blo*job per praising

Mr..Cork:
can u imagine that Ghana looking JAY BEE wannna be MOD Sexxskillz banning my account from Romance section all becoz of punny?? .. He got angry coz Ogugugugua waz attemtin to toast me..i dont even date black babes

dont be surprised..romance section is his abode,
And the ca*strated bastard is fund of banning guys cuz he knws if he does so those ugly troll wil develope likeness for him.
Dnt be amazed when he hides this post or ban me.

Mr..Cork:
OK!!! ..Is that MOD Boy called Sexxxskillz Nyanshin Ogugugua??... loook at his pic profile? WATS GOIN ON? Can somebody pls confirm!!

mehn that is why the an*mal goes by the name 'sexkillz' jobless ape
His mate are out there living large, while he just sit at home all day keeping himself busy with his 3310
Dnt tke it personal am jst advicing yuh

OP: this is old shit now

but you tried sha

A Nigerian guy, Ghanian guy, a uglywoman and gorgeous woman are sitting in opposing seats on a train. After some initial introductions of where they're from and where they're going, they settle in to do their own thing and basically ignore each other.
Some time later, the train enters a tunel and all goes black, then suddenly they hear a big slap. As the train exits the tunnel there's the Ghanian with the side of his face all red wearing a look of shock.
In the mind of the ugly woman, "That Ghanian tried to grope the gorgeous girl and she slapped him!"
In the mind of the gorgeous woman,"That Nigeria tried to grope me, but got the ugly woman instead and she slapped him!"
In the mind of the Nigerian, "That Ghanian tried to grope the gorgeouswoman and she tried to slap him but got me instead!"
In the mind of the Nigerian, "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap that Ghanian again"