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NIGERIA GO BETA!!! |
ichommy: 20 Year-old Nigerian Brings Home 65-year-old American For Marriageit is an opportunity of a life tym...what do u think will happen to her property when she dies? The guy nah warri guy jare... ![]() |
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The nigerian navy officially released the results of their batch 23 & 24 which commenced from 4th to 10 of february 2013 check ur results here www.navy.mil.ng or u can google search "nigeriannavy batch 23 / 24 results" |
Baba Oyo: Buhahaha. ........very funny one mr Jeffzy....lmao. ....guess he is a rebel.ßaba ni jigi |
jeffizy: Hey bro, your mum is a good and outstanding woman.I'M NOT EVIL, JUST SLIGHTLY BEND & VERY TWISTED. |
Wait a minute... The wife stormed d wedding mehn she don use her hand write sAck letter be dat. |
sheedy407: Alredy known Actress and Singer Tonto Dike is set to premier in this year Big Brother Africa.that ugly thing wey look like MJ cLOwn? ![]() |
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… “Just wait until your father gets home.” 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…. “You are going to get it when we get home!” 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… “What were you thinking? Answerme when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!” 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me.” 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway.” 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.” 7. My Mother taught me ESP… “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?” 8. My Mother taught me HUMOR… “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” 9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT… “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” 10.My Mother taught me about SEX…. “How do you think you got here?” 11.My Mother taught me about GENETICS… “You’re just like your father.” 12.My Mother taught me about myROOTS… “Do you think you were born in a barn?” 13.My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE… “When you get to be my age, you will understand.” 14.And my all time favorite… JUSTICE… “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like. ![]() |
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and theirsix-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicatedanother turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle. The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.” |
*clears throat. |
Banned by justwise in Travel for if you cant respect yourself then learn how to respect others...Ban expires on 12:23am on jul, 2051 these brain washed camel banned me...nd i hve never for once click on that travel section before the ugly demented troll banned me cuz he was trying to get mah attention nd i dont give a cO.ck about him...well i would luv to say a bigger thank u bcuz i would neva click on that section. U are gay JUSTWISE nd i have made a vow never to associate with ur kind while babes are chasing moi. U DEY MAD U DEY CRAZE U BE MAGA...UBANKA. |
Les: REPLY TO LETTER OF MR ME TO FUTRE WIFE..GAY ALERT!! |
A LETTER TO MY FUTURE WIFE. Hi dear, I know it seems so weird writting to a lady I have not yet met, but we guys do many weird things. If you look at the weird things we do, this won't seen so weird anyway. You probably have a million questions about me. I have some billion questions about you too!! Its natural. I wil probably answer some of your questions because i have similar ones. The first answer is Yes, I am keeping myself sexually pure. I don't want a long list of ladies to whom i gave myself that could show up on our wedding day saying that they were a part of my past. I want you to be my one nd only. However, just because am "the one" doesn't mean you are not allowed to meet other guys. Maybe that handsome guy in the youth group that said hi' might be me. U might even be reading this letter here. But be careful when you start looking for me. Not every guy is like me. Some will pretend to be me but will turn you away from God. You must be wondering what i look like. I wonder the same about you too. Everytime I meet a Muslim lady, I wonder if she is you, but i know God wil reveal that in a short time. I may not recognise you at first but i will be patient. I will spend time with you as friends, and after being friends I will realise you are the one for me. It has been strange writting to you, but I pray as I write this letter that you will stay on track and will not do anything you might regret. I want you to ask your friends to help keep you accountable. My friends are keeping me in check and am doing the same for them. Just stayclose to God because i wil do too. Will you pray for me? Even though we don't know each other's names, we can still pray for each other, because God knows everything. Until we meet. Love, your future husband (Mr Me) |
Everybody are now no w making sensible comment...MoDz don turn vigilante any illegal post nah 10decade ban like one useless mOd did to me. |
Ryda: Leave the north or else these babaric idescent animals with no worthwile thinking wont stop killing ur people...he made a point.choi dis guy get soft heart o. |
Ryda: I cannot categorically make any comment now...because the comment am going to make is going to be made known by my........guy easy now, u are too harsh on her. At least the gigantic elephant lips made her look gorgeous |
Idi Amin: I KNOW THEY ARE NOT BUT AM SURE YOU AND YOUR UNCIRCUMSIZED TERRORIST PARENTS ARE.ßuahahahahahkikiki IF HIS PARENTS WERE UNCIRCUMSIZED hOW DID THEY GIVE BIRTH TO HIM? ADOPT? Hahahahahahaha my belle oOo.. |
Does it stop Mr Badluck Egbere from increasing the price of fuel? |
Hmmmm...i smell fish what were they doing from the day 1 of the terrorist attack, killing innocent people. What is he waiting for? Why cant they build an OPC barracks in the north . Now they wana stop them terrorist from entering the yoruba land...Gani should stop foOoling himself, or is he trying to tell he has jazz that can prevent his balls from blowing up. |
Hmmmm...i smell fish what were they doing from the day 1 of the terrorist attack, killing innocent people. Now they wana stop them from entering lagos...Gani should stop foOoling himself, or is he trying to tell he has jazz that can prevent his balls from blowing up. |
Bobandgreat: Mr. evildoer, doerofevil, may evil follow u.potbellied ßastard...calling you stupeed would be an insult to stupeed people. |
c++_crazy:coÐed guy why u dey waste ur talent now...? Just pick any stick along the road turn ur jeans into rag and u are good 2 go. |
cdoffx: seeing your username, it would have been totally insane to expect something better than this from youand i dont expect a mental!y derailed troll to quote me on moi post. |
Bla ßla Bla...we all contributed to their success multiple youtube acct of cuz...when they blocked one, u open another. |
Decapo: MOD WHY YOU HIDE MY POST NOWDon't mind the job.less fowl He is high on plantain leave |
lol.

