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kimakazee: Nairaland!faceless ke? its only BOKOHARAM that is faceless oo, as the govt talk na

trae_z: Oya front page please right next to thread on the picture of Kim Kardashian using the looo .

Bumped into Frank January 25th at Golden Tulip Hotel Festac Lagos. I gave him some directions and he obliged me a pic. Had to be quick about it snapping with my phone on my left hand. You're a cool quality dude Frank. Many thanks!

FunnyPikin.com:
The rate at which sex tapes and naked pictures of young ladies have been floating online is alarming. It is against this back drop that some celebrities have taken time off to advice young ladies on how to conduct themselves in relationships.

Award-winning actress, Dominic who won the award for Best Actress in a leading role in the 2012 Africa Movie Academy Awards for her role in a Kenyan film ‘Shattered”, took to social networking site, Twitter to sound this warning note, “@ritaUdominic Dear young women of the world, no matter how in love you are. Please don’t let your boyfriend take naked photos of you. With wisdom”

Rita Dominic has been nominated again in the Best Actress category this year for her role in her movie, “The Meeting” .She was pitched against Yvonne Okoro nominated for role in The Contract, Florence Masebe in Elelwani, Mariam Ouedraogo in Moi Zaphira, Mbutung Seikeh in Ninah’s Diary and Malawian Flora Suya who was nominated for her role in Shem Joya’s ‘Last Fishing Boat.

http://www.funnypikin.com/2013/04/dont-let-your-boyfriend-takes-your.html

tasandra: Thumbs up Op,God bless ol mamas in the wld

Sincere 9gerian: A former associate of ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo, Mr. Richard Odusanya, on Saturday alleged that the former chairman of theruling Peoples Democratic Party's Board of Trustees was in charge of a killer squad that was formed under the military regime of late Gen. Sani Abacha.

Odusanya reportedly worked behind the scenes when Obasanjo was in power.

In a live interview, with an online news portal, Sahara Reporters , Odusanya alleged that the former President lodged the killer squad at a State Security Service headquarters, known as 'Yellow House.'

He appeared on the programme alongside Mr. Segun Seriki, a PDP member in Ogun State and a member of the House of Representatives in the Third Republic, under the Social Democratic Party.

According to Odusanya, the squad was used for political assassinations and was responsible for the unresolved killings of politicians under Obasanjo's administration.

He further alleged that Obasanjo knew about the murder of the former Minister of Justice and Attorney-General of the Federation, Chief Bola Ige, and a South-South politician, Chief Harry Marshall.

Odusanya said, "I believe that a killer squad created during the Abacha regime was kept by Obasanjo and housed at SSS headquarters, known as Yellow House, and was used for political assassinations."

Explaining Obasanjo's alleged link with Ige's death, Odusanya said, "The night Chief Bola Ige was assassinated, a top PDP member confided in me that Obasanjo told him Bola Ige was down."

Concerning the murder of Marshall, he said, "I also took a gift to Marshall and he was assassinated just a few weeks later."

Odusanya also alleged that the ex-president benefitted from an account with the defunct Trans-International Bank and that from the funds in the account, Obasanjo, asked him to deliver a Peugeot 607 and the sum of N500,000 to a woman (name withheld).

When contacted for Obasanjo's comments, his Chief of Staff, Mr. Victor Durodola, said his boss was not available to react to theallegations.
He challenged those who made the allegations to come out with their evidence.

Durodola said, "The former president is not available. Therefore, he is not in a position to respond to the allegations. However, my personal comment is that these are people who indulge in blackmail.

"Why are they using online television? They should come to Channels , AIT , or NTA ; these are television stations that are known.

"Definitely, that is not Obasanjo's character they are describing and everybody knows that. Of all the military rulers, the issue of killer squad cannot be attributed to him. That was not his style. He is not around now but I doubt if he would even give it any attention whatsoever.
He stressed that the ex-president could not have been responsible for the unresolved killings under his administration.

He further argued that Obasanjo had no reason to be involved in Ige's assassination.
"We would like to see it (the interview) but these are issues you know cannot be possible. The killings were unresolved, yes, but you know that nobody could have attributed that to him. He would kill his minister for what? So that he (Obasanjo)could be minister?" Durodola said.

Another Obasanjo aide, Vitalis Ortese, told one of our correspondents on the telephone that the allegation was a non-issue.

He said, "I don't know them. Let them prove the allegation. I don't know any Segun Seriki or Richard Odusanya."

Also reacting to the allegations, Bola Ige's eldest child, Mrs. Funsho Adegbola, told SUNDAY PUNCH that her father's killers are still alive.

Adegbola, a lawyer, called for the reopening of the Bola Ige murder case.
She said, "I can't put anything past them. I haven't seen the interview. I don't know the content of the report but I can'tput anything past them. I believe the people who killed my father - the foot soldiers and the people who sent them -are alive. They are not people from Mars.
"A murder case can go on for 30 years or more. If there is political will and the government wants to show that people should pay for theircrimes, this can be done. The family can't do anything about it because it is the state versus the suspects. The family can't sue; it is the state that can take action."

Ige, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, was shot dead in his Ibadan home on December 23, 2001.

Following a mass protest over the killing, the Federal Government had deployed troops in the South-Western state to prevent a breakdown of law and order.

While security agencies had arrested some suspects allegedly involved in the murder, including the then deputy governor of Osun State -Ige's home state - Mr. Iyiola Omisore, they were however discharged and acquitted.

Read more http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/obasanjo-had-a-killer-squad-as-president-former-associate/

Vilicious: Am not asking for fun but to know. The bible teaches that If someone slaps you in one side of your cheek, you should turn the other side. After a sermon in my campus fellowship, a guy wanted to tempt me. As I was standing in front of my fellowship members, a guy just ran close to me, slapped me and stated running away. I ran after him, (I was bigger and faster) caught him and pounced on him in front of my fellowship members, some fellowship members were not happy with my action, they said I was not in the spirit. I know I should have let it go, as a christian. So here is my question; if someone hit you do you turn the other side and walk away or are you a little bit like me (am trying to change o) please share your experience too

Lagusta: if you didnt know before, you'd better know now, dogs can attack without being taunted, if they have rabies....

Also, some dogs can act wild if they have bitten someone before, or if they are used to raw flesh...

Please dont go near unknown dogs, its dangerous!!!!

sweetnigga: why ?

UR WIFE DEY BEAT U

bobbyruffy: A randy husband Edwin (surname withheld) at the Junior Staff Quarters, Asaba, Delta State, has put his wife's bosom in the family way three months after wedding.


Reports said Edwin's wife on Thursday last week moved out of her matrimonial home when it was confirmed by the husband's personal doctor that her friend was pregnant for her husband.

Edwin's wife and her friend, were course mates at the Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), Ill- Efe, where Edwin, who was then doing his youth service in the area, met her.

It was gathered that, Nneka, as she was identified, made herself useful to her newly married friend who had become pregnant, a situation she allegedly took advantage of by making herself useful in home chores and helping to prepare meals for the man, who is reportedly a senior banker in one of the new generation banks.

The victim, who did not want her name in print, said: "I never knew there was something fishy as I was not suspecting my best friend. But there was a day she told me she was going to check her parents in Ibadan. A day after she left, my husband told me he was billed for an official assignment in Lagos, and would not be back in four days time. My husband returned to Asaba about the same time Nneka came back from her Ibadan trip.

"Two months later, a lady in our estate called me and asked if I observed that Nneka was pregnant. I called her one day to ask her. She opened up, telling me she had actually wanted to tell me but do not know how to approach the matter.

"It was then she opened up, telling that it was the time she traveled to Ibadan, my husband came to meet her and they both slept together for four days."

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/52093/2013/04/15/man_impregnates_wifes_friend_3_months_after_wedding.html

M M M: Make sure u get disvirgin b4 18 yrs

VICAF: 1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense

2. Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory.

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there's a reason why they sell nail polish remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.

6. Do not do artificial nails that makes you look like a drag queen, simple is always sexy.

7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell-to-the-no!

8. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.

9. Never contradict what your man says - in public.

10. Never stalk the man that left you for the other woman.

11. Do not share your best friend's personal life with every Tom, Dick and Harry.

12. Women should never act on distress in relationships like checking your man’s phone, nagging him to death, and acting like a paranoid freak. You will simply release him to someone else by doing so.

13. Never dish out your entire family drama on a first date. The guy just wants to know about you.

14. Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to eat healthy and work out but let's leave it at that.

15. Never over-accessorize. stop looking like a Christmas tree.

16. Never leave home without lipgloss, your phone and most of all, your dignity.

17. Never leave your used sanitary towel in the toilet for the next person to see. Women please!

18. Never wear very high heels if you can’t do the Naomi Campbell walk. You look like a drunk grasshopper.

19. Never wear short skirts and low cut tops when off to an interview. You will create the wrong impression.

20. And finally, 'Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are' -
Author unknown


http://www.sundayworld.co.za/lifestyle/2013/04/12/20-things-women-should-never-ever-do
http://africanspotlight.com/blog/2013/04/15/20-things-women-should-never-ever-do/

AND THEY SHOULD NEVER FIGHT THEIR HUSBANDS!!

Table Leg :
SMH ..... Bloody illiterate!

KenGali: I am not sure what traits you mean, asking your husband to love you is not a trait. Love here means showing it.

If you mean the other issue about being faithful, I do not think the OP wife is unfaithful, else she will not be complaining. she will rather give him a false sense of peace. If your fiancée is unfaithful to you, I do not think it is right to go on. But you must be able to differentiate un-faithfulness from keeping her options open, After all tomorrow you may decide not to marry her, so she will have other male friends (not lovers) its normal. But she will always treat you differently and with preference.

If you are talking about confident women, not submissive. Its a personal choice. Me I prefer women who are not afraid cause am a risk taker. I do not have a huge ego either. But you should be able to establish a slight dominance with your woman without stiffling her.

vicoson: My wife says she did me a favour by marrying me, so I should be happy she married me.

We've been married for 3 years with 2 kids. Prior to our marriage we dated for about a year. She even moved in with me when she had accomodation problem for 6 months. During this period I saw hell. She showed me no respect, was playing her games very openly. Her phone rings 24/7, multiple love sms.

When I talk about settling down together, she would say her parents won't agree because my place is far-I'm from Akwa Ibom and she is from Mbaise. Obviously she did not want to marry me but she wouldn't just leave.

She travelled twice to check out some suitors while she was still leaving with me and I got to know from another source. She didn't deny it but said her sister's gave her the connection. One of those guys is an illiterate drug pusher.

Finally things got to a head. I dicovered condoms hidden in her handbag, I had to throw her out of my house. Somehow somehow, we hooked again but this time I only wanted to use her. Not quite long she took in. Although both of us had earlier agreed we won't marry each other, she later claimed she has started loving me but I did not love her anymore.
I went ahead and married her. I even did elaborate wedding. From day one till today, it has always been trouble.

Complaint, complaint,complaint. Nagging,nagging,nagging. She is at the centre of the universe, everybody must worship her, she must be in charge.

Trust me, with this pride I made sure she wields zero power in my house.

Before I forget, I am a Mechanical Engineer, she doesn't have a good O-level.

Yes, my emotions are on vacation, is it my fault?

mariannlove: Hw Do I Answer This Questn In An Interview:hw Much Wld You Like To Be Paid?

pls nairalanders help me out. Your contribution wil be highly appreciated. Thanks

360command: Ok, ,nairlanders male dey talk crap like say dem no like to b dat guy. Me believe say 98% of nairalanders want something like this to happen so as dem fit commot for d country.

segunsd: naijaPOSE has been off the celebrity special radar for a while, but we are glad to be back, bigger and better. In previous issues, we presented The 10 Sexiest Nigerian Men Alive. The response we got from the viral 10 Most Kissable Female Celebrities in Nigeria was enormous. That was followed by The 10 Most kissable Male Celebrities in Nigeria. Then you might have laughed off your head while reading Nigerian Celebrities and The Animated Characters They Look Like.

This time naijaPOSE presents Nollywood’s Cutest Kids of 2013. In no particular order.

1. Mercy Johnson’s daughter

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They call her Purity. We’ll call her Ava. (You remember that AVA ad: as fresh as the sea). Mercy Johnson’s daughter is kyooooot.

2. Ufuoma Ejenobor’s son

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A Reze Bonna photography. The cute son of Ufuoma Ejenobor and her husband poses. May look geeky but he’s one sure cutie.

3. Laide Bakare’s daughter

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Simisola is the cute daughter of actress Laide Bakare and she’s very bold. Check out the clip of her doing Etighi on stage.

4. Omoni Oboli’s boys

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The pretty Nollywood actress, Omoni Oboli poses with her sons. Smashing!

5. Omotola Jalade’s son

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Yeah. What a cute pair.

6. Annie Idibia’s daughter

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Segun Adekoye says “She fine pass her mama by far”. Isabella is the royal cuteness that was born the legendary Tuface Idibia and his newly-wedded wife Annie Macaulay-Idibia.

7.Ramsey Noah’s son

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He is a boy. You could mistake him for a girl. Why is he so cute? Ask the actor that’s carrying him.

8. Mike Ezuruonye’s son

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Hmmm… genes are strong. No wonder all the wowor people are trying to patronize the market of the beautiful. These boy is cute. Shouldn’t be much surprise his father is cute too. Very cute boy.

9. Funlola Aofiyebi’s son

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Xavier is the cute son of Funlola Aofiyebi-Raimi. He poses with his mum in the May 2012 issue of the Magazine, so he is a year-older and cuter than he was in this picture.

10. Monalisa Chinda’s daughter

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We’ve watched Tamar-Lily evolve through the years and we can indeed state that cuteness is just written all over her.



Whose kid(s) do you fancy most? Let us hear from you.

More from Source: http://naijapose.com/nollywoods-cutest-kids-of-2013/

infoscope: Moses Obi-Adigwe is the winner of Nigerian Idol, Season 3. The Teddy Bear, as he is fondly called was declared winner at the grand finale of the music reality show at the Dream Studio, Ogba, Lagos. Moses, beat his Top 2 contender, Debbie Rise, to clinch the coveted prize of N7.5 million, a Sport Utility Vehicle and a music contract, equal to the sum of N7.5 millon. Debbie, the 1sr Runner Up, gets N1.5 million and a brand new Kia brand car.

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http://martinuwakwe..com/2013/04/moses-win-nigerian-idol-season-3.html

joyli: Funke Akindele, Mercy Johnson In Red Hot , Who Rocked It Better?

As for me, MJ is on point!!

Ur view pls.

Brand_new:

jeffizy: Bro, side joke apart, that write up is very cool.
Thumbs up nro.

THANKS MAN