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Romance / Re: Meet The Naija Guy Whose Girlfriend Said She Loves F*cking by MrFresh14(m): 9:51pm On Feb 19, 2015
But what is the big deal? Nigerians are always hypocritical. They say one thing and practice the other. Upon all the useless girls sleeping with half of their neighborhood and married women sleeping with boys young enough to be their grandchildren, no one, I repeat no one has the right to judge these folks, after all, they are engaged to be married. The focus should be on the Nigerian women disgracing us all over the planet. Women who have thrown caution to the wind, women who carry the bible, preach and yet defile all manner of decency. Just recently the news broke out of a married Christian sister who usually sneaks to another Christian brother's house just to give him a blow-job when her hubby's dick is still very much intact. Nigerian women can kill, beware of the ones that claim to be innocent because they are worse. This is just a t-shirt, let them be.
Religion / Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by MrFresh14(m): 3:33am On Feb 17, 2015
Satanic Sexual Ritual

Looking for a woman with evil appetites.
We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan)
Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that. Besides, if we do it Missionary, Satan gets angry and a kitten dies. I like kittens.

Must be into anal. For that is Satan's Alley. Must like blow jobs (Swallowing Lucifer's Gravy) and Hand Jobs (Milking the Evil Goat)
Must be into slight S&M (Safe word: Pink Sock)
Must be into erotic and evil costumes and lingerie. Leather Thongs, spikes, boots, black and evil bras that accentuate your bosom, Boba Fett costumes.
Must be willing to deep throat. (So that my satanic appendage will be closer to your black soul)
Must be into strap-ons so that I may feel the "Power of Beezlebub" coursing thru my lower intestines.

The perfect encounter will be this:

Meeting you at one of our local eatery's. Plying you with ample alcoholic libations. Enjoying a nice piece of animal flesh. Tipping the waiter only 10% instead of 15 to 20% (Because we are EVIL!) Taking you back to my lair. Removing your Gothic Garb, laying you roughly upon my "Sacrifice Altar" (Twin size futon), and promptly begin to nibble on your Satanic Slit. (Please shave before the ritual, as it's hard to be evil when you got pubes stuck in your fillings) Whence you are all moist with the Power of The Dark Lord's Juices, I will remove my cape and trousers and proceed to fill you with the Sceptre of His Infernal Majesty. You will writhe in pleasure so deep, it will call forth the Evil One himself! After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms.


If this taps into the Primordial Jelly you have buried deep down in your Dark Soul, then contact me and we will make beautiful, agonizing "love" together. We will combine our desires and perform rituals so evil, it will awaken the Evil Ancient One from His Firey Nap! He will spill forth from the Bowels of Hell like so much premature Satanic Ejaculate!!

Hails to the Evil One!!




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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Remembering Sexkillz And His Lover Ogugua88 by MrFresh14(m): 4:24am On Feb 14, 2015
Caracta:


Sexkillz? shocked

It is him alright.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Remembering Sexkillz And His Lover Ogugua88 by MrFresh14(m): 4:23am On Feb 14, 2015
Blackett:
They died on nairaland but are still very much alive.

Sexkillz can never change, so upon all the para you still came back. you and this different moniker stuff. Let me guess you opened this thread too?

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