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Okay, there’s a second part to this story…

The reason his girlfriend started snooping around was because she was using his computer one day,
and in the computer she found a CD that had all these homemade pictures of my buddy and his ex-girlfriends having sex.

I guess he was looking at them and forgot he left the CD in the computer. “But for some reason, his girlfriend isn’t upset about THAT.

What upset her more was the box of love letters. “Why do you think that is?”

yeah!
tell me, what's your favorite music?

hnnnnnnnnn
who plays the player? what's your answer,
I believe the player of course.


if you are not a player, how dare you, play the player?

“Is it normal for girls to snoop?

“Because my buddy’s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer,
and she’s really upset about it. “It’s nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation,
and old love letters he got in high school and stuff.
But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she’s threatening to break up with him.
“Is this normal female behavior?”

just the two of us now

how many hours do you sleep a day?
noticed you stay often online at nite, or is it that you purposely deny yourself at nite?

Night rest is very good for a healthy life you know.

@tope
have you talk to or contact a ghost before?

MrCrackles:
GHOST DON CRAZE

MAKE WE GO SLEEP TOPE

@MrCrackels
before you go to bed tell tope to be bold and do what she has never done, for the first time by calling or sending a text to a ghost.

that reminds me of a birthday party I went.
hnnn

I was sitting close to the entry door of the venue, soon I noticed two ladies walking into the venue. they were walking so close to each other (side by side) as if they were glued to each other. they approach the same location to sit but unfortunately there was only a seat for one person, I discovered non of them sat down, they search for where two closed seats (seat No 56 and 57) are available. i was wandering 'could they be lesbian?

Not until when a raffeldraw was made and seat 57 which one of those girls were sitting won the prize.
the MC now called on the possessor of seat 57 to come forward for the price. Immediately the two ladies stepped forward. people were amazed and the MC said "are you both sitting on seat 56?

the other lady answered and said "this is my friend first time of putting on high heels, so she can't control herself, that is why I'm here to help to avoid her slippering.


hnnnnn

still crying for help!!!

“Wow, you know, I believe you really know how to walk in them.
Most women are so clumsy and uncoordinated. It’s such a lost art. Good to know there are still some women around who know how to do it right.
Did you have to go to charm school for that? How’d you learn?”

hnnn

“How high are those heels?”

“Well, his friends helped him up and the guy snapped out of it and he started talking shit again. So the Mohawk guy comes back and tries to throw down, and their friends are holding them apart.

“Eventually the cops show up and everyone gets arrested. The funny thing is, these guys who got arrested drove their girlfriends to the club, so these poor girls were stranded.

“Me and my buddies ended up taking them to get something to eat and then home. We’re lovers, not fighters, you know?

“But I’m sure those guys worked out their differences in prison.”

“ Hello guys, you won’t believe what happened yesterday.

“I was outside of this club, right, and there was this BIG guy outside with a Mohawk. And he was arguing with this little preppie guy over something, I don’t know what.

“And all of a sudden, this Mohawk guy just CLOCKS the other dude – hard!

“Not only does he punch the guy, but he follows through with his elbow, so it’s like a straight one-two hit!

“And the guy who got punched just stands there for a minute, like his brain doesn’t quite realize what just happened, and he falls straight back onto the concrete like he’s stiff as a two-by-four, and just lays there looking straight up into the sky with his eyes wide open.

“And everyone’s looking at this just stunned. And this guy isn’t moving, isn’t even blinking, and I’m thinking
“Crap, this guy is dead! He’s fucking dead and I’m a witness!”

please, help him! he has done it already and guilty as charged, but you know she caused it.

tell him what to do. before he pretends not to be awake tomorrow morning.

Hey! I can't believe you
I believe Ipod it's still a mobile gadjet.
hnnn, I understand, you dont fall in love with Ipod.


okk, I'll make you see the good use of it and how you can make it perfect.

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“So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened.

“What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship?

“Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being miserable?”

“Hey guys, you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend.

“They’ve been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really loves her. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago, and she went to visit her mother to cool down.
“While she was gone, my friend was so depressed that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club.

“Anyway, a few days later, his girlfriend comes back, and she finds this girl’s thong panties under the bed, and she KNOWS this thong isn’t hers.

“So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women’s underwear. So I don’t know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is into this or not, but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to wear women’s underwear around the house.

“So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely… MISERABLE!”

hnnnn

guess the kind of picture i uploaded yesterday? very funny picture and can you imagine the number of downloads?
so interesting

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I overheard that Eating pineapple can make a woman smell good “down there.”
I heard this from a call girl. It doesn’t get more evidence based than that.
There is, however, no scientific research on this sensitive subject.
People do believe that you are what you eat, so what you ingest, ladies, can affect the smell and taste of your
womanly secretions. Foods that are often mentioned as having the potential to cause
problems “down there” are asparagus, garlic, and curry.

What problem are you having with your Ipod? let us together solve it.

Idea #19
On a special occasion such as your partner's birthday, buy twenty-four red roses. Arrange to meet her at a specific spot in a shopping mall before going out for dinner. Get to the shopping mall early and position yourself around the corner from your meeting spot. Ask a guy who is walking by whether he would mind helping you out. Give him a rose, point out your partner and ask him to walk up to her and say, "Happy Birthday Meagan" and give her the rose and then walk away. Repeat this with eleven other guys. Choose guys who are not too good looking and choose guys of different ages. A nice touch is to have the last rose delivered by a small child who could even by accompanied by his parents. After the first twelve flowers have been delivered, approach your partner with the twelve remaining roses.

IDEA # 16
Contact your partner's family and ask if there was anything she always wanted when she was a little girl.
For example if she always wanted a porcelain doll, buy one for her birthday. She will not only appreciate the gift but also the fact that you were thoughtful enough to find out what she always wanted.

IDEA # 17
Organize a professional photo shoot to obtain a portrait of the two of you as a couple. Frame the picture and put it somewhere prominent. Remember to make sure you give your partner plenty of notice so that she can get ready.

IDEA # 18
Write a note saying
"I thought of you today, and it made me smile."
Leave the note somewhere where your partner is sure to find it.

hnnnn