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lysaa:
bn around all day and just said to go and help *** with dinner.

I'm back now, did u miss me?

Awww darl if i didn't miss you, i won't have complained abt your lateness

Laughing My Ass Out Too

Told you

Chit chatters

lysaa:
sweeeeeeeeet darl how was ur day

darl am not happy wit ur coming home late o

ibkaye:
YES O!

hisses show must go on!



REMEMBA

This one is a classic and don't front! Who remembers wrapping ur notebooks or textbook with calenders? Especially those fly looking ones from Cadbury or Smithkline Beecham. Yo I know I did that one well well and if d calender was looking old and raggedy after a while, u turn it upside down to re-use it, lol

This one is a mega classic, u know how Biro has numbers on it, say, QE-47 or KL-23 and u cram d numbers on it, even if u stole it, lol! Or d shock on our faces when urs got d same number has mine! Oh d nerve! Or after stealing a pen, u scratch d numbers on d floor so d owner doesn't know. Or the "smart" ones writing their names on paper and puttin it in d plastic casing. Oh d good ol' days!

frog jump; touch ur toes; ride okada and make d sound; push d bus; kneel down, raise up ur hands, close ur eyes and open ur mouth

MEMORIES/TEXTS:
"Ali and Simbi"
"Eze goes to school"
"Ifeanyi and Obi"
"without a silver spoon

any story with tortoise and lion

my book of bible stories

UNDERSTANDING MATHEMATICS

MACMILLIAN ENGLISH

UGO C. UGO

C.N. OKPARA

NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS

ABABIO

HIGHER EDUCATION

He he he  Nigeria don dey change o 

TV PROGRAMMES:

Super-story: Toyin tomato, etc

tales by moonlight

SPEAK OWWWUTTTT

CADBURY BREAKFAST TELEVISION,

Passions

FOOD/LICKY LICKY:
zobo and kunu,

fanta chapman, fanta lemon, mirinda

if u drank Just Juice, Jucee, Tandi Gurana,

agege bread and PURE WATER

Trebor, Malta, Eclairs

prawn crackers

solo coke, orobo coke, designer rice,

robot chewing gum, and sprint, kuli kuli, guguru and epa

for my lysaa









cont.

when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!

u say "give me dis thing NOW" not exactly saying dat u want it that very moment but just to stress ur need for it,

u said let us play on the jangolova when u actually mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round.

BREAKING TIME

FATHER CHRISTMAS

u said "NO OO!!!

Ojuju Calabar

Madam koinkoin,

if u see my mama-hosanna

dress/shift for her so she can sit down.

OYA,u guys should lap each other

wen GSM was still SHACKIN u

u believed in the 3 ORANGE MEN

banga, knockout

if u ever wore those socks with holes everywhere and u rolled them down, so it looked lyk a donut around your ankle

u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a request to my fada and my moda, alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my broda and my sista, rasaki and rukayat"
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Thau shall not lie

imagine as lysaa just dey waste kisses


** Just passing thur **

try headiest

Inmate

Games:

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall.

who stole d meat from the cooking pot?number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot, who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?

Kai see kobalizing

IF U SANG:

solomon grundy born on monday ,

SOME HAVE FOOD,
BUT CANNOT EAT
SOME CAN EAT, BUT HAVE NO FOOD
WE HAVE FOOD
AND WE CAN EAT
GLORY BE TO YOU OH LORD! AMEN!

The day is bright, it's bright and fair, oh happy day,

Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
I will never steal from my mother's pot

Holiday is coming (2x)

"JUMBU MY SON I SENT U TO SCHOOL U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME,, U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME",

COMMERCIALS:
Na eim i soak ma cloth inside new OMO,, i comot am, my cloth come dey smell new new saint saint na eim i just dey hear,
omo, omo
washes even brigter and it shows!!!!!!

Uve gotten money from tha adults 4 dancin at a party.
Ur parents add “O? to tha end of every sentence: Shutup-O! Get me water-O!
U’ve been slapped 4 not greetin someone
U’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something wit ur left hand
U gotta call all tha older Nigerians u kno uncle or auntie even if they not related!
Ur parents talk HELLA loud on tha phone
There is always rice or fufu in ur house
Ur parents wanna call ur name but they call all ur siblings first b4 they get it rite!
A party starts at 6 and u sho up at 10
Uve had a family member stayin ova 4 HELLA long
When ur parents threaten to send u “back home? when u misbehave
U always have maggi cubes in ur house
If you know of anyone (including yourself) that has any of the following names: Ola, Sade, Bola, Tunji, Ngozi, Uche, Folake, Ifeoma, Tolu, Tunde, Obi, Chioma, Chituru, Chinyere, Adaobi, Nkemi, Onyi, Nneka, Bunmi or Fatima
If, names like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Patience, Peace, Blessing, God's Will or Mercy sound pretty normal to you.
If, rice and stew just isn't the same without plantain (dodo)

Thankx for the piece of information. Gbeboru

studio what are you doing on SAM's wall? u won scale him fence abi thief

Kini omode mo

My darl is not a eatable fish.

Too Much Information

@ gentlefuck

I know lust when i find one. My feeling for lysaa can't be reciprocated  to something else

@ Mustay

To be sincere, I was very glad when i noticed that you've moved this peeve's last thread to the bin?  (out of my sight)

Sacked

fellybabe'S house of Humour   

Watin dey worry this bla bla bla sheep

huh, wat am i hearing

L.o.v.e.