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Phones / Re: "-" E-series Zone "-" by MrInfo1(m): 3:32pm On Jul 08, 2009
Attention to whom it may consign

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Our beloved nokia E71 now have a new firmware, i might update mine later tonight sha. . . . .Bye bye .*Mr info reporting for "-" E-series Zone thread a subsidiary of phone section "-"*
Forum Games / Re: Reply Signatures 2 by MrInfo1(m): 6:18pm On Jun 18, 2009
Mykali (f)
Education / Re: What Are Your Experiences Of Hostel Accommodation/life? by MrInfo1(m): 1:37pm On Jun 11, 2009
Ubiero:

Chei,for my sec sch eh,we hear wen.Senior use our eye see pepper.No vex, the name of my sec sch is Command Secondary School,Ipaja,Lagos.
Now i can live very conveniently and comfortably on my own,thks to the training i got from my sec sch.Infact,i am very independent.Presently,i'm in the university and i must say that i don't travel home every two seconds,I know how to endure no matter what.When my friends are going home and i ask them why,they give me silly excuses like:
i'm missing my mum
i'm missing my younger ones
i'm missing daddy



kiss kiss kiss For shizzle, wch set did u escape wit? i was also a student of command ipaja and i can tell wot we went thur grin omo na true tu face talk o, no be small thing grin

@ Topic

av posted this before here and on facebook, dunno if it's ok to drop it like it hot again on this NEW thread undecided anyways here's my experience . enjoy: My TRAVAIL AS A JUNIOR STUDENT in command ipaja








Oh God! Not that bell again.
Don't tell me it's another day.
I rushed off my bed forgetting
to Pray.
At the bore hole;
The water was always dripping,
Gosh! How will I take my bath today?
Finally I secured a bucket to fetch Water.
A senior came and took it.
By the time i finally rinsed my Body,
It was time for the ultimate food,
Sneaking through the stairs,
I tried to avoid my morning work.
The dread dormitory captain
Caught me in the act
Some strokes were all it cost me
to charge my bearing.
Getting to my dormitory my
Uniforms were not ironed,
Wearing them like that,
I broke the school record rushing
To the dining hall
Like a rocket, I made it there
Only to hear the final; Amen!!
Oh no! Food over? I've missed
the Show.
Back to the hostel to "soak"
A senior appeared from nowhere
Phram! He "launched" my milk.
Sugar, cornflakes and beverage.
All went down the drain - his Belly.
Thief, I silently cursed him under
My breath
The dreadful Oliver Twist always
Asking for more.
I finally escaped only to meet
"House captain" (1)
Fetch me a bucket of water, he
Ordered
My uniform and socks paid dearly
For this.
Finally getting to class later
I met "RSM" (2)
And he ordered me to frog jump
Throughout classes, I was
Mopping
A girl smiled at me
At last a respite back,
What's so funny? The teacher
Asked me
My buttocks were worse off for
It.
At last classes over!
I made it to the dining hall in
Record time this time
Thank God, prayers! I served
Them "Nicely" (3)
I was about to descend on
my Food
When a prefect came calling
I'd been reported for
"striking" (4)
I missed my meal again
Siesta was too Short
Afternoon prep was nightmarish
I was in the hall for food
Thirty minutes before the bell
They called me.
Two minutes to prayer, I went to
Relieve my self
Coming back to the hall
There had been a "Lionning" (5)
On my table
And I'd been massacred
I dozed throughout night prep
Getting back to the dormitory
My mattress has been
"Suaved" (6)
No not again!, not again!!.
I had only my spring to sleep on
"Gbagan! Gbagan!! Gbagan!!!"
(Morning bell)
No, don't tell me its another day. . .

Dedicated to all students of Command Ipaja-Lagos

Note
1. "House captain" - A prefect to captain
The house and dreadful senior.
2. "Rsm" - Residential Sergent Major
3. "Nicely" - Unfairly
4. "Stricking" - Cheating in the dining hall
5. "Lionning" - Rush for food
6. "Suaved" - Stolen.

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Phones / Re: Send Ur Birthday Wish To Infobaba Here by MrInfo1(m): 5:33pm On Jun 09, 2009
I didn't 4get this thread and Drag i didn't 4get abt d credit u sent me  last yr on my birthday, thkx cool
Drag until today, i didn't know ur razzness can b useful cool

Iniguy/luxiry thnx and God bless both of ya

Blkjoooo it apns once in a yr, thks for d wish

Ibk thank u thank u thank u and thks again for d cake, it was virtually delicious. Yum-yum

Twinstaiye thx for sharn ur leisure time to find out my fav song and then dedicatn it. i will d forever greatfull for the gesture

Just2nice nid i say more? am glad to b a member of this online community, and Tunnex, d hustling continues :p

Honsule thx for alwayz being there for me off/on line

Talk2medo Amen

Mukina it's in our Blood o and hapi birthday how many times self tongue thks again kiss

And to those that are yet to register their wishful thinkns , thank u 2. God bless y'all



I'm feeln good
Phones / Re: "-" E-series Zone "-" by MrInfo1(m): 8:59pm On May 19, 2009
*#0000#

Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Immigration Service Deports Dan Foster, Top Radio Presenter by MrInfo1(m): 7:01am On Apr 26, 2009
Thread locked.

Reason: [size=18pt]He's back[/size]
Phones / Re: MTN Is Thief-Thief by MrInfo1(m): 1:19pm On Apr 19, 2009
fbt4allnet:

i stay on the queue for 1hrs 30minutes without talking to any one.

Lmao. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Bbeee by MrInfo1(m): 6:54am On Apr 19, 2009
. . . . , happy birthday . . . i guess u must be feeln taller now wink wink
Phones / Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by MrInfo1(m): 5:58am On Apr 03, 2009
i miss dat "zain 3G" thread. embarassed

@ cabali
WTF
cabali:

The sim cards that come with datacards are not pre-provisioned.
Mehn u disappoint me. angry
Phones / Re: ZAIN Mms Settings by MrInfo1(m): 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2009
dragnet:

Stop disturbing us jare ! undecided

Phones / Re: .:: The Screenshot Competition ::. by MrInfo1(m): 7:49pm On Mar 10, 2009
smiley

Phones / Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by MrInfo1(m): 7:46pm On Mar 10, 2009



see i just got high
Phones / Re: .:: The Screenshot Competition ::. by MrInfo1(m): 6:47pm On Feb 16, 2009
@ azzez

Okey, i got it here


@ Honsule

You need to activate it under Themes->Powe saver->cClock
Phones / Re: .:: The Screenshot Competition ::. by MrInfo1(m): 5:50pm On Feb 16, 2009
Azeez this scnshot abi?



it ain't a flash app

It called cClock, download em here

Merci
Phones / Re: .:: The Screenshot Competition ::. by MrInfo1(m): 4:05pm On Feb 16, 2009
Facebook huh



Say hi to my first frd on fring


Some of my day2day applications





Agile messenger





kiss My new addiction







Gmail









And am out
Phones / Re: Request In This Post For Any Application You Want by MrInfo1(m): 3:50pm On Feb 16, 2009
Stale thread S
Phones / Re: Zain's 1 Month unbilled browsing From 12th Feb 2009 by MrInfo1(m): 3:50pm On Feb 16, 2009
hayprof link=topic=233388.msg3474249#msg3474249 date=1234795134[size=15pt:
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information[/size], u wan chop cane, abi ?!  tongue

am too greedy. Bring the cane make i chop
Phones / Re: .:: The Screenshot Competition ::. by MrInfo1(m): 3:36pm On Feb 16, 2009
where do i start o

Phones / Re: Zain's 1 Month unbilled browsing From 12th Feb 2009 by MrInfo1(m): 3:22pm On Feb 16, 2009
@ Topic

No wonder oh shocked downloading files worth 2.8Gig+ within period of a day is not a joking matter grin

Phones / Re: Has Any One Used Nokia Mobile Tv Receiver Before? by MrInfo1(m): 12:34am On Feb 07, 2009
@ Topic

Stale news

@ ceejay80s

WB, click here to read an ignorant comment abt "Nokia Mobile TV Receiver" by you undecided embarassed

ibkaye:

smh

Phones / Re: Zain Ng Introduces Data Trariff & Plans by MrInfo1(m): 8:55pm On Feb 03, 2009
[size=5pt]Well i don't know abt y'all but as for me, i GTunnel all those Trariff/Plans above [/size]lipsrsealed undecided tongue

more here

http://www.ng.zain.com/en/phone-services/access-services/index.html
Computers / Re: We Need An Assistant Moderator Here by MrInfo1(m): 9:05am On Feb 01, 2009
[size=18pt]Ex Inferis![/size]
Computers / Re: Mtn 3.5g Data Service: How Good? by MrInfo1(m): 5:08pm On Jan 30, 2009


Mine kiss

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