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The banks will eventually introduce some fancy account types that will avoid this penalty

Osama Bin Laden was not killed jare, He committed suicide because he was not invited in the RoyalWedding

The banks will eventually introduce some fancy account types that will avoid this penalty

Larufa:
David Mark is talking nonsense. Nigeria has been held hostage by ex-military leaders. We must remove the bondage in 2007. Nigeria needs a clear visioned civilian leader. ---Chief[b] Gani Fawehinmi[/b]

May his soul R.I.P

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=656384.msg8228118#msg8228118 date=1304080924]he has immunity.[/quote]SMYansh

how do i pay for my sch fees which is actually above the #150,000 limit

info henry:
The police officer is wearing election special duty tag.

Gbam! I dey laugh in Almajiri.

[size=14pt]signed [/size]

south park mehn 

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[quote author=EzeUche__ link=topic=651460.msg8183180#msg8183180 date=1303496551]He definitely remains a hero.

And [b]his death will not be in vain. [/b][/quote]Amen

I rmber GEJ's response about job security wen he was being interviewed by D'banj

how is it possible that jonathan could get over 90% of the votes in south south,south east and south west.No matter how sentimental people are,the basic truth is that jonathan is not that popular.PLS explain to me why the street is not full of celebration,sebi una se your messiah don win landslide.Show your true feelings now and go jubilate. 

so

Signed

okuku oyinlola's home town were he is currently contesting to go for senate obviously the guy wants the election in osun state to be post poned. . . pdp definitely have hand in this

To Any and Every PDP Supporter Out there don't you feel stupid supporting someone that avoids a Debate but can feel comfortable being interviewed by a Mediocre/Clown.

Dbanjing (verb): The Act Of Noding ur head dogmatically and stupidly. E.g I was just dbanjing for my project supervisor today

Sorry mate  lesson learnt

hayprof:
lol,

ceejay80s:
this is how the cable looks like
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ceejay my ex frd, do u have idea of where i can get this cable in ikj? or beta still do u 1 extra for sell? and how much.

i use a nokia n96 wit Dstv mobile reception too, see pic below

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Up, down, up down went his oily little hand, faster and faster it moved, he closed his eyes waiting for the explosion which never came. Instead he heard a shrill laughter followed by voices, little John, a pale British boy opened his eyes in shock and stared at 3 pairs of eyes staring back at him with even more shock.

“wan-ker”!! Ashley his sister Sally’s friend screamed, the word felt like a pistol. “wan-ker, wan-ker, wan-ker” All three continued chanting, John stumbled out of the greenhouse, his pants hanging by his ankles making him stumble, closely followed by the three chanting girls. He ran past his mother sobbing like his heart was breaking into little bits straight into his room.

“Fred go after him” Flora implored worriedly.

Fred grunted, dropped his Sunday times and went after his sobbing son shooing the girls away. “I too was a wan-ker dear”, he said to John. “There is nothing to be ashamed of, just don’t get caught next time ok”. Fatherly duty done he went back to his papers.

The following morning as John walked to school he could see everybody’s eyes on him. Sally and her friends had told!!!

“wan-ker, wan-ker,wan-ker” The children chanted pointing fingers as he passed, John cringed at the words but continued to his class room, he really hoped his dad would get the contract to go to Africa so he could get away from his tormentors!

One month later, Lord Frederick Lugard, his wife Flora and their children John, and Sally were in West Africa their new home, what an exciting life they were going to live, the natives welcomed them and treated them like visitors. In Africa visitors were treated like kings and queens.






Africa the land full of potentials, virgins walking around half unclothed, young men built like oak trees wielding spears, Africa the land where people were content with their little huts and their lovely brides, Africa where he would soon introduce the British rule, force the different cultures, and tribes into one country and thus introduce tribal/religious clashes and wars. But this story is not about Lord Lugard but his son John!

John soon made friends, and each time any of them upset him he would call them the name he himself had been called back in England. "wan-ker", he would say this pointing at the kids. The African kids soon learnt that John only did that when he was upset so it had to be an insult. They too soon took to calling john and every other kid a wan-ker spreading their five fingers, very soon they added other sentences to the sign, like “Your mama” “Your papa” a very big insult indeed as Africans held their parents in the greatest esteem

And that my dear friend is how the word wan-ker came to Nigeria!!!

The children never did find out the meaning of wan-ker and up to this very day both kids and adults in Africa spread their five fingers at anyone who upsets them and calls the person….wan-ker!!!

Disclaimer:
Lord Lugard had no children, John and his sister Sally are fictional characters, everything else is true. Honest, you can goggle it!

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@ poster how old is that your friend? 10yrs old right? IMHO what happened was that, a hungry zain staff took advantage of your frd's IQ, -sized his phone and he/she conspired with the police to extort 5,500 naira from him as bail.
moreover
who ever support what this thread is about shd please go for brain check. . .thk u

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2'nd scnshot showing me directions from my location 'isolo' to 'ikeja' 


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