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RomanceRe: 7 Things That Would Happen When You Stop Having Sex by mrkels(op): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2017
lefulefu:
@ 5
you sure its frequent sex that causes erectile dysfunction in men? Was thinking excessive alcohol plays a major role in that.
Number 5 is actually not proven . Infections could lead to that .

it can be corrected though .
RomanceRe: 7 Things That Would Happen When You Stop Having Sex by mrkels(op): 5:41pm On Feb 12, 2017
ayaside:
People have lived all their lives without sex.7 years is nothing compared to that.Some folks have vowed never to have sex again until they get married.If you can't do it.Don't doubt those who do.
even the ones that vowed are getting more action than the sexually active guys in town.

If in doubt ask most young girls .

they would tell you .
RomanceRe: 7 Things That Would Happen When You Stop Having Sex by mrkels(op): 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2017
ayaside:
Bull crap..I have avoided sex for 7 years now and don't have any of these nonsense.Folks be writing stuff using human as Lab rats.I have control over my body and want it that way.F this stats.
7 years ?

I smell lies .
Romance7 Things That Would Happen When You Stop Having Sex by mrkels(op): 11:23am On Feb 12, 2017
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Believe it or not , sex plays a very important role in any marriage / relationship . Though it has done more harm than good in today's society , But depriving your partner of sex takes a toll on your happiness, closeness, and relationship security, experts say. "Going without sex in a marriage can deliver a hit to your self-esteem, engender guilt, and cause all other problems that could easily be avoided if only you choose to remain intimate with your partner .

Break-ups. Work. Travel. Work travel. There are a lot of reasons your sex life may be stalled. And, like knocking over that first domino, your dry spell in the sack can affect your health in many ways—both good and bad.

Here are 7 things that can happen when you lose that loving feeling:

1. You'll feel more anxious.

Sex helps people blow off steam. People who abstained from sex struggled to cope with stressful situations like public speaking, compared with those who had intercourse at least once over a 2-week period. During sex, the brain releases feel-good chemicals, such as endorphins and oxytocin, which help you feel more at ease . Stop all these and feel the wrath of a sex starved spirit inside your partner .

2. Prostrate cancer men develop in men .

Guys who stop having sex may miss out on the prostate-protecting perks of frequent trysts. A study presented to the American Urological Association found men who got it on all the time enjoyed—along with the sex—a 20% drop in their risk for prostate cancer. One reason? Frequent ejaculations may remove potentially harmful substances from the prostate. So technically , as a lady , refusing your partner sex could kill him which would eventually turn you into a murderer thereby disobeying the fifth commandment which simply states thou shalt not kill . Dont want to be a murderer , give your partner constant sex .

3. Colds and Flu's start kicking in .

Less sex may reduce your exposure to germs. Unfortunately, you’ll also skip the immune-boosting benefits of a weekly roll in the hay. Researchers at Wilkes-Barre University in Pennsylvania found people who had sex once or twice a week enjoyed a 30% boost in immunoglobulin A (IgA), compared with those who had sex seldom or never. IgA is one of the body’s first lines of defense against viruses, the study authors say. Prevention they say is better than cure , why go though all the hassles of curing when you can have regular safe sex with your partner and boost your immune system ??

4. Your risk for a UTI drops.

Nearly 80% of urinary tract infections occur within 24 hours of intercourse. During sex, bacteria in the vagina can end up pushed into the urethra, where it causes an infection. So the bright side—at least for women—when you stop having sex, your risk for the painful peeing condition plummets.

5. Insecurities about your relationship could start creeping in.


Not having sex takes a toll on your happiness, closeness, and relationship security, experts say. "Going without sex in a marriage can deliver a hit to your self-esteem, engender guilt, and decrease levels of oxytocin and other bonding hormones," says Les Parrott, PhD, a psychologist and author of Saving Your Marriage Before It Starts. "It can also increase fears that one of you will look to others for your sexual needs, which can breed a little paranoia." However, Parrott points out this doesn’t mean a sexless couple can’t be happy. "Sex is just one expression of intimacy for couples," he says. Kissing, handholding, and giving compliments or unexpected gifts can help you feel connected with your partner emotionally—even if you’re not spending time connecting physically. This is a personal killer and im sure a lot of you reading this can attest to this point . Some girls are now like their partners sister because they choose to abstain . Continue .

6. Your risk for erectile dysfunction rises.

Use it or lose it: Men who have sex infrequently are twice as likely to experience erectile dysfunction as men who do it once a week or more, according to a study published in the American Journal of Medicine. The study’s authors suggest that, since the penis is a muscle, frequent sex may help preserve potency in a similar way that physical exercise helps maintain strength.

7. You may feel down in the dumps—but not for the reason you think.

Women feel more depressed the longer they go without having sex, reports a study in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. But it may not be the lack of sex that got them down. (Take our quiz to find out if you're depressed or just bummed out.) The study team found that women whose partners wore condoms felt just as blue. The researchers say some compounds found in semen—including melatonin, serotonin, and oxytocin—may have mood-boosting benefits for women who have unprotected intercourse. Of course, there are plenty of drawbacks to unprotected sex, too.
Well , there you have it . See all the bad things that could happen when you stop ?

http://2349ja.com/2017/02/11/7-events-likely-to-happen-when-you-stop-having-sex/
PoliticsRe: EFCC In Another Breakthrough Discovers $37.5m In Diezani’s Lagos Mansion by mrkels(op): 6:17am On Feb 11, 2017
RZArecta:
and how did a2personal2013 "shamelessly defend corruption" in his post ? Somebody says he's tired of propaganda and media trials yet you say he's shamelessly defending corruption except you don't know what you're talking about or to use big big grammar dey hungry you cool
You as a person what can you do to ensure its not gonna end as media trials and propaganda?
PoliticsRe: EFCC In Another Breakthrough Discovers $37.5m In Diezani’s Lagos Mansion by mrkels(op): 6:08am On Feb 11, 2017
bkool7:
The source is not reliable .

Bloggers will post anything to gain traffic

#Thé poster above me though ...shamlessly defending corrupt people
Its on Saturday vanguard.

When you go out today you would see it
PoliticsRe: EFCC In Another Breakthrough Discovers $37.5m In Diezani’s Lagos Mansion by mrkels(op): 6:06am On Feb 11, 2017
a2personal2013:
Lol. We are tired of the same story again and again. We need action. We will not take the fight against corruption serious until we see real seriousness.

We are fed up of all these propaganda of large recoveries that end up only on the pages of newspapers. Mr Magu, pls spare us these sermons and tell us once she has been prosecuted. Until then, I'm afraid I will be skeptical. undecided undecided undecided
Word
Maybe we should do something about persecution
PoliticsEFCC In Another Breakthrough Discovers $37.5m In Diezani’s Lagos Mansion by mrkels(op): 5:29am On Feb 11, 2017
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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in another breakthrough in Lagos said that it has discovered the sum of N11.75bn allegedly said to be that of former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke. Also Mr Ibrahim Magu, Acting Chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), on Thursday confirmed the recovery of 9.75 million dollars and 750,000 pounds from a residence in Kaduna state. According to the EFCC Diezani was said to have bought the building situated in Lagos popular bourgeoise island called Banana Island between 2011 and 2012 at a total cost of $37.5m from the YF Construction Development and Real Estate. Diezani fights back, disowns $153million loot EFCC said, “The aggressive drive by the EFCC to recover all hidden assets of former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, who is under investigation for corruption and money laundering, produced another breakthrough this week with the discovery of a property acquired through shell companies by the former minister at upscale Banana Island in Lagos. “The property is a 15-storey edifice comprising 18 flats and six penthouses. “The property was acquired by the former minister between 2011 and 2012 at a total cost of $37.5m from the developers, YF Construction Development and Real Estate. The property was allegedly acquired in the name of a shell company, Rusimpex Limited under the control of certain Mr. Afamefuna Nwokedi of Stillwaters law firm, in Lagos.” Last year, the commission seized an $18m mansion in the Asokoro area of Abuja allegedly belonging to the ex-minister. She has, however, denied all the allegations levelled against her. Mr Ibrahim Magu, Acting Chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), on Thursday confirmed the recovery of 9.75 million dollars and 750,000 pounds from a residence in Kaduna state. He also confirmed that N1.25 billion was recovered from a public servant and said that all the monies were recovered within two weeks. Magu stated this in a report he presented to the House of Representatives Committee on Financial Crimes during the 2016 budget performance appraisal and defence of 2017 budget before the committee. He said the commission recovered N102.91 billion, 8.30 million dollars, GBP 29,155, 12,475 pounds, 117,004 Canadian dollars as proceeds of crime between January and December, 2016. Other monies recovered during the period, he said, were 806.50 Dirham, 5,000 Francs and 2,000 Rupees. “Out of the 37 accounts frozen/forfeited, six banks are yet to provide relevant information on the amount accrued into the suspected accounts within the period under review,’’ he said. The document revealed that the commission secured 135 convictions, out of which 46 were from Lagos zone, 30 from Abuja zone, 22 from Port Harcourt zone, 19 from Kano zone, 15 from Enugu zone and three from Gombe zone during the period. Magu acknowledged the support of the committee towards fast-tracking completing of EFCC headquarters in Abuja. He disclosed that the Federal Ministry of Finance had listed the payment of N1.8 billion out of N2.9 billion meant for completion of the headquarters. He, however, added that the commission had resuscitated its offices in Kaduna, Ibadan, Benin and Maiduguri as part of efforts to boost its operations across the country. Magu urged the legislature to support the fight against graft, saying “corruption is fighting back”. On recruitment, he said that the commission only recruited 331 cadets on equal quota basis across the country except Lagos, Ekiti, Bayelsa and Rivers with lower numbers. Giving breakdown of the 2016 appropriated allocation to the commission, Magu told the committee that total budgetary approval was N18.89 billion, but that N14.74 billion representing 78.04 per cent was released. He explained that N7.62 billion was for personnel cost, overhead was N2.75 billion while capital expenditure was N8.49 billion for the year. Magu added that 91.1 per cent component of the released funds had so far been utilised. Earlier, Chairman of the committee, Rep. Kayode Oladele, said that Nigeria had applied to join the league of members of Financial Action Task Force (FATF), an international anti-corruption agency. He said that the move was part of efforts to strengthen ongoing anti-corruption crusade in the country. Oladele, who lauded the development, expressed optimism that Nigeria would be admitted as “Observer Member’’ by the end of the year and would become full-time member in the nearest future. “Our collective efforts to unleash sustainable development in Nigeria through the rooting out of corruption will not produce the desired result if Nigeria is unable to transact in the international market place without let or hindrance. “In this regard, Nigeria has applied to join the FATF and based on the level of our commitment. “A high-level delegation from the FATF is due to visit Nigeria in March, 2017, to meet with various stakeholders and report back to its plenary in June, this year. “I have no doubt that we will be successfully accredited and admitted at the end of the exercise,” he said. Oladele commended EFCC for the successes recorded so far and said: “for the first time in Nigeria’s history, anti-corruption searchlights have been beamed on the judiciary and the revelations have been mind-blogging. “In addition, similar exercises in the arms procurement process by the Nigerian military have also led to several arrests. “Overall, the EFCC made the highest number of recoveries of stolen resources, running into billions of naira in a single year in the annals of Nigeria’s anti-corruption efforts.” The chairman solicited the support of Nigerians in stemming the scourge of corruption in various facets of the economy. According to him, the fight against corruption is one of the most potent weapons to fight recession which structural cause is rooted in waste, looting, misplacement of priorities and misappropriation of yesteryears. Oladele also pledged the support of the house to the EFCC and assured of life assurance for the commission’s operatives.

http://2349ja.com/2017/02/11/diezani-in-trouble-again-as-efcc-discovers-37-5-in-lagos-mansion/
Foreign AffairsRe: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by mrkels(m): 10:40am On Feb 09, 2017
This is sick.

Konji na bastard .

Anytime you see a lady bitter for no reason , just finds everything annoying or irrigating , just shouts and flares up for no reason . know she's sexually frustrated .Just pray she's not your boss .
RomanceRe: Aussiemaleescort - The Highest Paid Male Escort In The World by mrkels(op): 10:12pm On Feb 07, 2017
Targaeryian:
"Escort" doesn't automatically= prostitution

I Used to think it was so till I did a little research online.

Even though sex can be negotiated, an escort is primarily (and essentially), an escort. The person paying for the service may need
the company of the escort for a social gathering, formal dinner, wedding, awards ceremony etc. so it isn't always about sex.

I'm not saying that sex can't be negotiated, but this is not always the case.
This is from wiki .

Escort agencies are companies that provide escorts for clients, usually for sexual services. The agency typically arranges a meeting between one of its escorts and the client at the customer's house or hotel room (outcall), or at the escort's residence (incall). Some agencies also provide escorts for longer durations, who may stay with the client or travel along on a holiday or business trip.[1] While the escort agency is paid a fee for this booking and dispatch service, the customer must negotiate any additional fees or arrangements directly with the escort for any other services that are not provided by the agency involved, such as providing sexual services (regardless of the legality of these services).
RomanceAussiemaleescort - The Highest Paid Male Escort In The World by mrkels(op): 9:32pm On Feb 07, 2017
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WHEN most people hear about the escort business it conjures up thoughts of women, but there are a lot of men who sell sex too. Some of which are on nairaland currently reading this post with smirks on their faces .

Interesting right ? I bet some of you guys want to try that out for once .

But hold on a minute , its not all romps on beautiful sex starved women , sometimes being a male escort means you would have to satisfy some men clients too , infact , lots of men clients .

One of them has opened up about what it’s like to be paid for passion, challenging Reddit users to ask him anything about his job, reports The Sun.

The guy goes by the handle AussieMaleEscort and claims to be the number one in the industry. ( Citation required )

Pretty obviously he’s Australian, but he’s based in London and works around the world. You would be surprised when you hear about your country women's erotic desires .

“The majority of my clients are single men but I also see couples [and] do duos with Follows,” he explained.

World’s best male escort reveals what it’s really like to be paid for sex

“The men I see are sometimes gay but more commonly bi or bi curious.

“A lot of them have wives and girlfriends. ( This just typically means the wives are not doing their job well enough - I mean how bad could it be that a married man would prefer to pay another man to receive sexual favors when his wife is at home ? )

“I don’t find my job demeaning or feel exploited in any way. I did feel exploited working in customer service for big corporations before because I knew those corporations were profiting far more from having me there than I was from being there.”

On that note, the unidentified man asks Reddit users to quiz him on his job.

Sit back , relax . lets go for the ride .

WHAT DOES ‘ESCORT’ MEAN?

“It’s a euphemism for prostitute.

“I sometimes go out to dinner with clients, to shows, casinos, even on their private yachts, private jets, to resorts etc but usually they just come to my apartment or I go to their house or hotel.”

DO YOU STILL HAVE SEX FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT?

“Yes, I do. My clients are nearly all men and I’m more towards the straight end of the bi spectrum so I prefer women and TS for fun.

World’s best male escort reveals what it’s really like to be paid for sex

The majority of my clients are single men but I also see couples.

“It’s not that I dislike sex with my male clients, I do enjoy it but sex with men is only a small part of my sexuality and if I only had sex with my male clients and never with women or TS, I’d be unsatisfied.

“If I ever started to lose interest in sex for fun outside of bookings with clients, I’d take a long break or possibly quit altogether.”


WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST REQUEST YOU’VE HAD?

“I used to have a regular who was into ballbusting.

“He’d arrive and with very little chit chat etc take off his jeans but leave his underwear and the rest of his clothes on and stand with his feet shoulder width apart and his hands behind his back and I’d stand in front of him fully dressed with my shoes on and kick him repeatedly in the balls.

“I can kick hard. Anyway, he could take it.”

ANY OTHER ODD ONES?

“I used to see a tickling fetishist where I had to squirm and giggle and pretend to be ticklish while he tickled me (actually not ticklish at all).

“I’ve seen an adult baby, had a wrestling session with a guy who uses a wheelchair so I had to help him out of the chair, onto the floor and then ‘wrestle’ with him.”

HOW DO YOU PLEASURE WOMEN?

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“I know a lot of ‘techniques’ but more importantly, get your partner in the mood first, lots of pre-intimacy, be very observant of their reactions and ask the right questions, to find out what they like.

“I’ve had women come to see me specifically because they’ve never had an orgasm with a man and I’ve found the reason was, no man ever bothered to figure out what made her!”
‘I don’t kiss … use drugs, do duos with male escorts or do anything as a submissive’.



IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WON’T DO?

“I don’t kiss … use drugs, do duos with male escorts or do anything as a submissive.

“I’ve outright refused to see people for being pushy about any of the above, if they’re drunk or high and a few times when they’ve arrived at my place dirty and smelly and refused to shower.”

WHAT SORT OF CLIENTS DO YOU LIKE BEST?

“I generally prefer clients who wouldn’t conventionally be considered attractive.

“I guess because my priorities are different. I want my clients to be clean, polite, respectful of my boundaries as per your first question, and to enjoy themselves.

“I associate all of the above more with older, overweight, bald etc.”

The man wouldn’t reveal how much he earns, but in the past another male escort has claimed women will pay as much as £3500 ($5600) for a romp .

Now that's some huge amount of cash considering . If you would like to be like the inspiring young Aussie in this article , Do well to visit some of the sites listed below .

You could be the next highest paid H*e . You never know bro .

You never know .

http://2349ja.com/2017/02/07/aussiemaleescort-worlds-best-male-escort-reveals-what-its-really-like-to-be-paid-for-sex/
NYSCFemale Corper Dies In Bayelsa Orientation Camp by mrkels(op):
A female member of the National Youth Service Corps, identified only as Jumoke, has reportedly died in Bayelsa State.

Jumoke was said to have died on Friday at the NYSC Orientation Camp in Kaiama, Kolokuma-Opokuma Local Government Area of the state.

The deceased corps member was in Platoon 8 at Kaiama Grammar School in Kaiama.

The state camp director, identified only as Mrs. Loto, officially broke the sad news to other corps members at the camp.

She was said to have pleaded with corps members not to always hide their health challenges, noting that only the living could serve the nation.

About four months ago, a corps member, Ogundare Opeyemi, slumped and died in Nembe area of the state.

Opeyemi was said to have died a day after he had a party with his colleagues in his area of primary assignment.

Also in December 2016, a 27-year-old female corps member, Miss Elechi Chiyerom, died after she allegedly bled and vomited on arrival at the Kaiama camp.

Jumoke, a 2017 Batch B Stream II corps member, was said to have died after an asthmatic attack.

The deceased, undergoing her orientation at the camp, was said to have died at the camp’s clinic.

Though her colleagues said Jumoke arrived in the camp with her inhaler to prevent any crisis, it was unclear whether she used it when the asthma attack started.


A source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, however, said the victim suffered her first attack a week after she arrived in the camp, but was assisted by her colleagues.

“When the deceased suffered her first attack in camp, she was helped by fellow corps members to overcome it. But we don’t know what happened when a similar attack that took her life happened,” she said.

Some persons also claimed that the deceased was both asthmatic and epileptic, saying she was not supposed to be in camp because of her health condition.

Jumoke’s remains were said to have been deposited at the Federal Medical Centre, Yenagoa.

The Director-General, NYSC, Brig.-Gen. Sule Kauzure, was said to have sent a delegation of senior NYSC officials from the headquarters in Abuja to Kaiama in Bayelsa State.

Our correspondent learnt that the officials arrived on Friday evening and immediately commenced investigations to ascertain the circumstances that led to her death.


http://2349ja.com/2017/02/05/female-corper-dies-in-bayelsa-orientation-camp/


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Christianity EtcRe: No To Sex Outside Marriage by mrkels(m): 8:41am On Feb 05, 2017
Its not going to be fair to some people .

For instance you and your girl have been engaging in pre marital sex before ,all of a sudden because of this your campaign she says no more .

Another instance is if a girl who is not a virgin , who has been doing this sex thingy in all direction and styles now sees a new man ( new boyfriend or lover ) who is interested in sex , then she says no and refuses him sex because of this campaign .

Reason am na ...E nor make sense .

It ll just cause more issues in relationships .
CelebritiesRe: Real Reason Why Tuface Backed Out Of Planned Nationwide Protest by mrkels(op): 7:45am On Feb 05, 2017
thesicilian:
Just when I was beginning to think there was finally a youth who cared enough to speak out
All he did was to push... The protest would still hold .

Please come out tomorrow .
CelebritiesRe: Real Reason Why Tuface Backed Out Of Planned Nationwide Protest by mrkels(op): 7:43am On Feb 05, 2017
Obago1000:
I don't blame 2baba for the cancellation. As a realist I understand the pressure that might have forced his hands. But I thank him so far for waking the momentum. We will still protest!!!
I like that part.

We will still protest .

Nigerians should not forget the reason for the protest, its not because Tuface called us out , its because we are tired of everything that has been happening , from inflation, to bombings of innocent women and children in the north etc. We are tired and we need all these to stop .
CelebritiesRe: Real Reason Why Tuface Backed Out Of Planned Nationwide Protest by mrkels(op): 7:14am On Feb 05, 2017
Tuface is just one man . There are still over 10,000 Nigerians i know would love to come out tomorrow for this protest .

We can still go ahead with the planned protest . Funny enough a source close to him said if people come out , he would support . He only came online to publicly cancel for legal reasons .
CelebritiesReal Reason Why Tuface Backed Out Of Planned Nationwide Protest by mrkels(op):
As we all know , tuface recently cancelled the planned nationwide protests citing security concerns from parties hostile to the march as the reason for the cancellation.

He most likely has been threatened with all forms of lawsuits which includes but not limited to :

1 ) Civil Disobedience

2 ) Civil resistance

3) Conspiracy to incite aggressive protests

4) Causing a disturbance

5 ) Common Nuisance

6 ) Unlawful Assembly

7 ) Mischief

8 ) Conspiracy to cause any of the above

He has seen the consequences and has most likely been advised to back out . Some sources close to tuface says his main wish is for Nigerians to disregard the cancellation and come out to protest .

ANYWAYS THE PROTEST WOULD STILL HOLD AS PLANNED , ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME OUT AND MARCH PEACEFULLY .


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http://2349ja.com/2017/02/05/tuface-bows-to-pressure-cancels-nationwide-strike/

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PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Soldier Jailed For Fleeing From Bokoharam And Hiding In Igboland by mrkels(m): 4:14pm On Feb 02, 2017
Bloody coward ....

So those who lay down their lives for you to be safe and run to the south don't cherish their lives right ?

Ode !!!
SportsRe: Emmanuel Adebayor Signs For Turkish Club Istanbul Basakehir by mrkels(m): 12:45pm On Jan 31, 2017
Your mates are going to China and making hundreds of thousands weekly and you are here going to turkey .
Read book for university you nor gree you say na cult you wan follow grin grin

Anyways enjoy . 58k is a lot of dough .
InvestmentRe: Latest Info On Funds Trapped In MMM by mrkels(op): 8:25pm On Jan 25, 2017
Superman7:
Poster, Please I need to know if you personally have money in MMM. If not, then you're very wicked for posting this. You just came to laugh at your friend and make a mockery of him right here. Leave this MMM matter alone and let those involved deal with it themselves. Besides, there are alot of people reading this your post that will feel pain because their money is involved too. STOP POSTING RUBBISH LIKE THIS!!
If only you knew how these humans on nairaland and in my area were insulting me when I was advicing them not to put money in the scheme . I'm not laughing T him bro.

I feel all your pain . Its just unfortunate ya all couldn't see through the scam .

I preached And preached and some didn't listen .

The ones that listened are happy today like my colleague who GH 5m from 2 accounts on Thur before things got bad on the 12th. She was paid all remaining about 480k .

Anyways i hope you all get your money back, even though I don't see how that's gonna happen .

Count your losses And move on .

Jah bless
InvestmentRe: Latest Info On Funds Trapped In MMM by mrkels(op): 8:20pm On Jan 25, 2017
Stanley187:
You are a coward for laughing at ur trusting friend. In few days, it would be his turn to laugh at u.

Meanwhile, limits were set on withdrawals for a reason. The new developed model is ready and being test run and installed. In a few days, all would now be able to GH.
You are here talking about new development abi developed model .

I'm surprised you still believe in the ponzi scheme .

Baba , move on .
InvestmentRe: Latest Info On Funds Trapped In MMM by mrkels(op): 8:19pm On Jan 25, 2017
zamirikpo:
losing 3m in this times no be joke......but for that guy to have the guts to invest 3m......he isnt a small fish...he will get by. my heart goes out to him and his family.


mmmites should move on.....if u can lose it,means u had it...so u can make it back.
He invested 9m . he was running 3 accounts. 3m each .
Christianity EtcRe: MMM: Redeemed Church Warns Pastors, Members Against Participating In Ponzi Schem by mrkels(m): 2:26pm On Jan 24, 2017
thesicilian:
Its now they want to warn, when everything has crashed.
Not everything .

Some gulible Nigerians are still paying In MMM.

Also these new ones are springing up daily defrauding Nigerians .

They should sound the warning And educate more persons .
InvestmentLatest Info On Funds Trapped In MMM by mrkels(op): 2:20pm On Jan 24, 2017
So yesterday i got a broadcast message about everyone being able to request for help (GH) in the widely acclaimed ponzi scheme MMM.

I immediately called my colleague who has got over 9m trapped in the scheme and told him the news . This was our conversation.

Me : O boy how far ?

Daniel : Bros I dey o . how the family ?

Me : We bam . you don hear the latest ?

Daniel : No o bros wetin dey happen ?

Me: Mmm has realeased the GH function on their site , go GH your money now .

Daniel : ( screaming ) JESUS!!!!!!! Na there I dey so baba .

Me : okay let me know .

Drops call .

Approx. 8mins later .

Daniel : Bros I dey try GH the thing , e no dey go. E dey tell me limit for the day exceeded ...

Me: Serious ??

Daniel : yes o , I don do am reach 15 times still the same issue , my phone dey hot and my head dey pain me , wetin dey worry them self ?? Them want make person die first ?

Me : No worry bro , maybe they put a limit . its just 11:15pm. Just try dey awake till 12 or 1am then try am again .

Daniel : Baba I dey awake till 6am today . I no sleep again . Na only God fit help me now .

Me : Later na .

Drops call .

Fast forward to 6am my colleague calls me lamenting that they gave him the option to withdraw only 32,000 from his 3m( he has 3 accounts , himself , his wife and his baby) invested which has now grown to about 5.9m or so . He was so cold and bitter And promised that if he should see ugorji face to face , he ll have no other option than to kill him I'm cold blood.

Well that's the latest folks . You can only GH 32,000 from the lot And then again you may or may not be matched .


Even if you eventually get matched , who would pay you ?


Please just count your losses and move on .

Very important .

Also stay away from these new ones springing up everywhere .

Bitcoin this , investment that . donor this donor that .

They would run away with your money .

A word is enough for the wise .

www.2349ja.com
CelebritiesKristen Stewart Is Having An Affair With A Lady by mrkels(op): 12:21am On Jan 19, 2017
The new leading lady in Stewart's life, Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell, previously had a fling with Cyrus. Oh, Hollywood is a small world indeed! Recently, the Twilight actress and Maxwell have been spotted spending time together in Savannah, Georgia where Stewart is filming a movie about Lizzie Borden.

“Kristen is dating Stella Maxwell,” a sourced disclosed to People Magazine. “They are having fun.”

“When Kristen filmed in Savannah, she spent several days together with Stella, who came to visit her,” a second source revealed to People Magazine. “She was with Kristen on the set most days and seemed to have fun.”

Both Stewart and Maxwell have been enjoying their time together and things are going well.

“Kristen also seemed very happy with Stella around,” continued the second source. “They weren’t affectionate, but definitely acted very friendly and like they had the best time hanging out. Stella seems very easy going. She is always very smiley and has a cute personality.”

Stewart and Maxwell were first spotted together back at the Met Gala. They were seen leaving an after party together in the same car.

What do you think of this new romance? Hit the comments to dish and discuss.

http://2349ja.com/2017/01/18/kristen-stewart-and-victorias-secret-model-stella-maxwell-having-an-affair/

CelebritiesTonto Dikeh Is Pregnant With A Second Child by mrkels(op): 11:48pm On Jan 18, 2017
Popular Nigerian actress Tonto Dike is allegedly pregnant amidst marriage crisis.

Tonto who is currently having some marital challenges with her husband, Oladunni Churchill is said to be expecting her second baby.

If true, I guess this new development will make her not to consider a divorce because she may not want to deliver her baby outside wedlock.

A source revealed that the duo are not living together because the millionaire husband who has been accused of infidelity has been making excuses with his nationwide philanthropist work to stay away from home.



http://2349ja.com/2017/01/18/breaking-news-tonto-dike-expecting-second-baby-with-hubby-churchill/

BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by mrkels(m): 9:02pm On Jan 16, 2017
clean funds only .
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by mrkels(m): 9:02pm On Jan 16, 2017
need usd in the us. any leads ?
InvestmentRe: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by mrkels(op): 11:08am On Jan 16, 2017
uncleade:
You have made, you are making, and you will continue making a lot of enemies because of this post. just like you, i always thought Nigerians, especially the Nairalanders are a group of intelligent people that can't be easily fooled or duped. but I'm totally proved wrong. because i can see that 90% of Nairalanders are MMMers.
My brother .
I don't care about the enemies I make .

I just want other innocent Nigerians to be saved from the clear and present danger mmm proposes to our great nation .
InvestmentRe: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by mrkels(op): 11:06am On Jan 16, 2017
ashala:
Come, Guy ,guy ,guy are you writing this with the intention of being famous or whathuh?. Haba, Nigerians sef. Please face your life and leave People that invested in MMM. I don see you,Mr CBN. undecided
Lols. My brother . am just trying to save people from a future mayhem .

I know the people insulting me in this thread are the ones whose monies are trapped inside the ponzi scheme , they are waiting and hoping that unsuspecting Nigerians would pay them when they are matched .

But let us be honest , right now , all they care about is getting their money back so if they are asked to pay in . they won't .
InvestmentRe: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by mrkels(op): 10:59am On Jan 16, 2017
ideology:
SAVE A SOUL (SOS)

MMM is SCAM

THAT IS THE FACT
Always have.

Always would be a scam bro .
InvestmentRe: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by mrkels(op): 10:58am On Jan 16, 2017
abfan:
The time and effort you just wasted writing this, if you put into your life you won't be were you are today.
Thank you .

I wonder if your life is any better .

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