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Sermwell:
That is where the real scam is

importexpert:
hhhhhh who is jack and who is a dull boy ? you made me to remember a story in a court of law. it was about land issue, after several years of persistent judgement and misunderstanding, party B got so bored of the whole process and luckily one faithful day everything came to a halt and it was over. party B out of joy turned to the judge and said, My lord sir, so today everything is over and their will be no more cat and rat race? party A quickly interrupted that Party B even before leaving the court has started calling him names and that he is willing to continue with the process. the judge turned to party B and asked him, You just mentioned CAT and Rat now, who is the Cat and who is the Rat? party B out of fear of continuing the judgement quickly answered: My lord sir, i am both the cat and the rat sir

importexpert:
hhhhhh who is jack and who is a dull boy ? you made me to remember a story in a court of law. it was about land issue, after several years of persistent judgement and misunderstanding, party B got so bored of the whole process and luckily one faithful day everything came to a halt and it was over. party B out of joy turned to the judge and said, My lord sir, so today everything is over and their will be no more cat and rat race? party A quickly interrupted that Party B even before leaving the court has started calling him names and that he is willing to continue with the process. the judge turned to party B and asked him, You just mentioned CAT and Rat now, who is the Cat and who is the Rat? party B out of fear of continuing the judgement quickly answered: My lord sir, i am both the cat and the rat sir

jhyde101:
One chance

jhyde101:
One chance

I'm a woman!

eiBADAn:
Guy, well said. If you do 99 things for a girl, it's the one thing you didn't that she would remember. If I make 300k a month, her personal budget is already over half of it and when there's an argument, she remembers one stupid thing I didn't buy or get for her, I'm talking about my gf. What do I do in my own case? She's not working cuz she's still searching. Let's assume I have 700k now, her budget would be 450k when I finish calculating expenses. She would do hair, change nails, buy makeup, but expensive creams, buy new clothes even tho she just bought few weeks back. She wants to send money to her mom, to her sister, to her brother. She's owing her friend, she has to pay. I do all these and the smallest argument we have, she would suddenly remember one stupid thing I didn't buy for her. How long do I keep up with these. O ti su mi o.

Akinz0126:
Abeg why em no call Lewandoski now abi no b German player ni?

No attacker wey me lyk like dat Dangerous Lewandoski oooo

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Why didnt he just Peel onions? [/color]

irunooboo:
Keshi is over rated. He won the nation's cup by fluke and couldn't take nigeria far in Brazil. His template of failure cost us another nations cup qualification. He is not a legend.



Don't know if i should say RIP to such a terrible coach

Mubby4luv:
You no well "No body knows when he is going to die. And the last thing that anyone will think of is death"

Ronaldinnioh:
RIP

AdaNri1:
yes you're the only one. It's not actually coming from anywhere else but your mouth. check first if that's your mouth odour. Now shift!!

AdaNri1:
yes you're the only one. It's not actually coming from anywhere else but your mouth. check first if that's your mouth odour. Now shift!!

somcherry:
I hate when people make the H-factor mistake while writing.


I see it all the time here on nairaland.

When I was a kid, my mum used to gather us(me and my siblings) and make us mimicking the sound of an old telephone.


She taught us the difference between L and R only because there was no need for the H-factor and the rest.

Thankfully,we don't have any issue with pronouncing any alphabet