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grandlexuz:
[b]Yeah very true! Selflessness is the watch word. When both parties are willing to put the other infront, there is always room for improvement and compromise.

A Very Poor Man Lived With His Wife.

One day his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.

The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken.

She did not insist on her request.

The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.

He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut.

She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.

Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.

MORAL: To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love,that is EVERYTHING. Never take love for granted.[/b][i][/i]

skarlett:
"Thank you my baby Mejaina"

Laveda:

They didn't see that coming.

dainformant:
Nigerian men on their way to Uganda to apply for security post

gidjah:
You will some day get married bae,you just need to get a lil bit more less strict and reduce your yard lines drawn.i wanna believe fine men come close,but your feelings ain't there,would you want the kind of person you will have feelings for or vice versa?,
Iife is not most times how we want it to get played,love grows with time too, the person you tend not to have feelings for today,might b d one your feelings gets strongest for with time ,that's how love grows .if it grows with time, it will stay permanent,you will have to let your love grow with some nice guy out there,watch it ,tend it,water it and watch it grow to stay forever.you are pretty young,that's why you are still feeling this way,but mind you ,age is never on your side,you grow old daily,watch it,I pray it does get better with you.gat an older sis who was just
LIke you,she started like you,finished her school very young ,na so we talk to her,she go say,'this one ,I don't have feelings for,''that one he is not minding me'..bla bla bla..to make the short story long,my older sis works with the accountant general of the federation as the head,she is well over fourty today but guys have stopped coming!,she is still there with all the comforts she has,was with 'aunty'few days ago, age no be here o, she told me she gets depressed dail over how she has been,and how she has treated guys,..with all the cars and affluence,na only married guys dey show for her side!.her pastor even asked her to keep her cars at home and start trekking may be boys will show up,...for were !!??

sammyrollo:

emymeeky:
PMB : zis milk is very sweet.
Waitress : My President, this is not milk
PMB: But you get milk from cows
Waitress : I'm confused sir
PMB: Hahaha! Why? Zis is called Fura d Nunu
Waitress: Pardon ?
PMB: You get it from a pregnant cow
Osibanjo laughing uncontrollably
Waitress: This is champagne Sir
PMB: Take your drink and give me Fura d Nunu

Omeokachie:
Na so Abacha take enter trouble o...

Damilolababy:
hmmm

Toks2008:
Sometimes coming out with a first class or 2.1 might make a graduate more redundant than a 2.2 or even a 3rd class graduate because while the first class and 2.1 graduate is hell bent on getting a job with the believe that his grades should fetch him one, the 2.2 and 3rd class graduate has resorted to making something worthwhile out
their life which usually pays off.

Most companies first class and 2.1 graduates are scrambling to work in are actually owned by drop outs and people with lesser grades.

azeecoboy:
my great grand brother..I'm not sure if i'm quoting you oo..
But if luckily for me you're the one..
I'm not lying ooo

Explorers:
2GB hard drive from 1996 next to 64GB flash storage in 2016.

Please guys, I'm a girl too. So I won't lie. Don't trip for any girl or call her pretty without seeing her make up free face. Make up can make anybody pretty. In other words, I'm not impressed
No hating tho, just saying the truth

Chiefobdk1:
chelsea squad sneaking into Stamford culvert..

azeecoboy:
I sat on my phone and my phone' screen got broken..
Am i on nairaland or facebook??

marshborn:
Its pronounced as "esus" in Spain. Not the same name.

Ioannes:
Jesus/Joshua/Yeshua are all the same.
Lots of people name their kids Jèsus in Mexico...and Spain(I think)

winetapper:
Soon God will change your name from Seun to Peun.

Just watch and see

azeecoboy:
When u use ur last kobo to buy 100naira airtime for subscribing and ur data connection is ON leaving you with 99.09 naira remaining

Imagine people feeling sorry for this girl. Una never jam ogbanje. Some of these Yankee kids were born rotten. I have witnessed it in person. A mother tells her daughter to behave in public. The girl shouted back at her, "shut the f*#% up". The mom was so embarrassed. She actually sobbed and left the room. Kids murdering their parents because their parents seized their playstation. Girls sleeping with boys for potato chips, in hopes of getting pregnant. Koboko no fit cure ogbanje. I'm telling you.

If her parents didn't send her on the streets, she would one-up them next time. She's already sneaking boys to her room and laughing in her parents/grandparents' faces.


Discipline is best when it's started from young. At age 15, shame and humiliation may be the answer.

kennygee:
What ever u do, don't buy an Itel phone. You will just cry.

cremedelacreme:
Nice write up. Igbo is Igbo. From Igbanke to Ihiala, Ahoada to Arochukwu, Oguta to Oba, Ezza to Etche. there is nothing like ''Delta Igbo'' or ''Main Igbo'.


Meanwhile....

jmoore:
Who is eligible to apply for the screening? My sister has a score of 218. Course: B.ED Early Childhood and Primary Education

jopretty:
Most ladies think of now and not later. Ladies, if he's true to you, loves you, wants you for keeps but earning low or close to nothing now, your duty is to encourage him, love him and always pray, pray, and pray some more. Thank God for you, Op dear.

MrMacinterchi1:
laughing out loud rowing on the floor.. *wait a minute*

why do I find this post funny .. am supposed to be pitiful. it's well , just move on ...on both side