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@forreelinc hmmm dr.forreelinc creator of hollywood all these ones you dey talk na story it is a bond movie and I like it. If you want realism then take your asssss to your DSTV decoder and put channel 406

@forreelinc my dear frnd didn't your father teach you. That micro-dissection doesn't make you a good. Movie viewer but just makes you a common hater

@skyfallhaters well to answer that question, mallory and bond finally connected as they both agreed on dragging silva out of the city was the best idea and bond earned his trust when he single handedly took down silva and his mini-army not to mention mallory was once a military officer whose ideologies matched that of bonds. M is an adult cudnt anyone see that she also agreed to the plan it was the best they could do.
#THINK nigerians #THINK

You know? I just saw this movie again yesterday with a frnd of mine who isn't a bond fan and is barely familiar with the bond traditions and still I found nothing wrong with this movie it entertained me all thru even my frnd found it entertaining as well he said it was the first bond movie he actually enjoyed you skyfall haters have issues I swear

You know what you people are? You guys are foooools
Fooooools for not being tasteful enough to appreciate this movie
Fooooools for picking such a failure as quantum of solace over skyfall
Fooooools for actually paying attention to an even bigger foooool like 33117 that's right I've read her posts on this topic right from the start, it is so pointless and pretentious and it makes it obvious just how desperately she clamors for attention and when a core bond fan stands against her you fooooools all gang up to scare them off well it is not working for me I am ready to defend this movie in any day and any setting what is "I belong" na? Mtchew rubbish!

@kobosmart,@lanreajirobaju guys you are just talking long story if quantum of solace was anywhere as good as you are raving about, then why do I hate it? Why did roger ebert veteran film critic hate it too?
Quantum of solace is not only a stiupid and poor bond movie, it is also a poor movie as well
the movie title is very long and meaningless they just wanted to force the stiupid. Quantum cult in the title how uncreative, the villains? Did the movie even have a villain, it didn't have plot holes cos hey the movie never had a plot to begin with. Useless theme song alicia keys was just singing while everyone was dozing
Storyline hard to understand, irritating shaky camera effect
Abeg don't even go near skyfall with that rubbish if you want to be foools go ahead just stop trying to look smart.

@E.apps I didn't say skyfall was unrealistic and please is that what you go to see @ the cinemas realism? Well I watch movies to be entertained. And I was well entertained by skyfall so different strokes I guess

@kobosmart please I am still waiting to know why quantum of solace is better than skyfall

friendlyadvice: guys! Don't hurt your heads skyfail doesn't deserve it , there's no way 007 would have survived,let's push that question rather to the "intelligent" skyfall fans to answer best of luck guys

Answer to your question guess what? It is a freaking james bond movie not grey's anatomy it is what we have come to expect from james bond movies for 50 years you shd be used to it
James bond has survived a free off a plane with no parachute in moonraker
James bond has survived a 50 ft fall off a balloon in the world is not enough
James bond and survived a car crash three times in casino royale , goldfinger and licensed to kill
James bond has stayed under water with out an oxygen tank for hours in a view to a kill
James bond survived another free fall unto sharp rocks in quantum of solace
James bond has survived plane crashes in you only live twice and golden eye respectively

So if bond surviving the istanbul shooting in skyfall is actually your problem then I guess you aren't so familiar with bond movies afterall

Mtchew! Quantum of solace that everybody hated it practically killed the franchise till skyfall awakened it

kobosmart: Not to mention he gave quantum of solace 2/4 while he gave skyfall 4/4 why would anyone in their right senses do that? Even a blind or deaf person won't do that shiit
Omo this one pass tastelessness this one na spiritual problem

@kobosmart LWKMD wait wait so quantum of solace is better than skyfall? Skyfall made more money, skyfall got higher ratings skyfall is academy acclaimed. And quantum of solace is supposed to top that? It is so ironic that your name is kobosmart anyway will like to hear your views I would like a laff this evening

hahaha so you all want to ignore roger ebert's comment about skyfall simply becos u hate the movie? D'you think this man is like you people that watch this movie. And come out whining like babies becos it didn't give u toys and spoon feed you with some jargons storylines from the 70s this is a more advanced and intelligent movie viewer than all of you combined abi u no dey fear face

brothers: Coming of age story with a rise to glory and a few stains? What are you talking about ? If it was a coming of age story, the villains master plan wouldn't have been a shoot out with back up of another shoot out,the hard drive was even stolen by a hired gun which just made the so called "modern day villain" into another regular bond villain besides cyber terrorism is a myth So there's no new concept in the movie and if it was a rise to glory why did bond fail all his missions? why did M die? This movie was trying so hard to be remembered that it put its nickles in a twist. The story otherwise looked like hey, a woman shouldn't be in charge cos her emotions get the best of her resulting in killing valuable agents and reckless assignment delegation which went around and ended up biting her in the arse resulting in her death. I was even surprised when bond got re-instated becos hey the guy didn't pass his return tests or his missions. So what the fuuckk are you talking about.

Is that why legendary critic roger ebert called skyfall " the re-invention of 007 with riveting action,thrills and emotional depth"? Oya argue na abi them brainwash the guy?

@33117 what is with all the name calling "low IQ fan", "weak posts",now "I belong"? Why don't you just fuuk-off u're one of the most jobless persons I've ever seen and your posts are very ridiculous and irrelevant @kobosmart its a puzzle how imbeciles like you are allowed to own smartphones it is a movie just like every motion picture, a coming of age story featuring an under-dog a villain and a rise to glory with a few stains if you don't understand that then perhaps you are better off watching tom and jerry or power rangers. retards

forreelinc: @mr.magoo guess what? Skyfall isn't even among the top 10 popular movies in 2012 that's right even tho they had the most expensive marketing campaign and promo, and it wasn't the highest grossing either do your research. And still we aren't convinced about the classic status you are dubbing on skyfall its really pathetic

@forreelinc LWKMD so skyfall isn't among the top ten best movies of 2012? Oya humor me sir tell me what movies are actually on this list I know u hate the movie but guy what's with the lies which movie was now the highest grossing movie of 2012? lol

@forreelinc okay so how about the fact that skyfall being the most popular pictures of 2012 and the highest grossing movie of 2012 of course by this time with the couple of movies out there of course skyfall wouldn't be as popular focus on the release date :p

forreelinc: @mr.magoo typical of a skyfall fan no reason no fact just a "skyfall is a classic" post and we are supposed to believe you my guy state ur reason scratch that I mean state the facts that support this theory

You wanna talk facts? How about the fact that this movie made a billion dollars at the box office, or that this movie is rated 93% on rotten tomatoes the most respected website for honest movie reviews, that's fact for you broda

@33117 no babes I'm still here with my opinion scratch that I mean with the fact that skyfall is a classic and the best bond movie they have ever produced feel free to come at me with any arguments I'm here for you

Hmmmn so skyfall has a poor script, poor acting and poor action scenes, its budget isn't special cos apparently it is not a record breaker, it got high ratings that doesn't matter also becos the critics saw the older rather campy unrealistic bond attributes in it,creativity is an area I can't even visit cos you will all launch at me with the different popular franchises that skyfall adapted cinematography is ruined by its over dependence on CGI. One question is skyfall really that bad I mean there has to be something you like about that movie right? Something that I. Am permitted to like about the movie to me skyfall can be described in one word... CLASSIC

@forreelinc it is not weakness I'm not just going to argue with you anymore, what really irritates me is the way you all immaturely nitpick on plotholes and not give the movie a chance, for me the plot of the movie doesn't contribute shiit to my liking the movie / not there are other more relevant things like how the movie was shot I.e camera angles, cinematography, texturing etc. What about the acting? That was out of this world, the action scenes? Is something you would watch over and over again its the perfect mix of thrill and fun skyfall remains a classic anyday anytime and non of your pointless and irrelevant ranting would change that.

@yoji my broda abeg help me ask them o,shei na the james bond wey jim iyke and omotola jalade act lol

forreelinc: And oh mr.magoo perhaps you could try explaining a few things about skyfall
1. How does M have a complete list of NATO NOC agents on a hard drive that her "allies" don't know about?
2. What is bond and this hard drive doing in turkey
3.If silva claimed to be a computer genius and is aware of the situation why didn't he lift a finger to help patrice in turkey
4. Perhaps you've heard this a million times but I want to hear your view how bond survive two gun shots, free falling and drowning
5. Why does M still have her job after one of the biggest security breach in espionage history
6.I don't think bond had a passport on him in that island want to explain how bond returned to england
7.Why is bond failing his tests he has only been absent for 3months and has been active for at least 7years
8.Of which what is everyone doing. In the 3months what is silva doing what is MI6 doing cos everyone seemed to have been on hold before bond came back
9. Bond however fails his tests but M puts him on the most critical mission which he initially failed why?
10. How was bond so sure that patrice would lead him to silva or his stoopid poker chip
11. How come patrice uses such rare bullets
12. Uranium metal bullets do those even exist
13.I will pay you a billion dollars if you can tell me what the hell was happening in macau and silva's island it was just people talking then severine is taken away and shot in the head why? What was going on?
14.How did severine know that bond would take patrices poker chip
15.Moneypenny is suspended yet she is in china with bond
16.Q shows up hands bond a gun and a radio and then now quips about not going into gadgets anymore care to explain?
17.Why didn't they even search bond for the radio?
18.Okay so silva planned to be captured why? What did he seek to achieve?
19. Silva's plan to kill M how is he so knowledgeable about things he can't even control like bond catching up with him or like Q breaking into his computer just in time for silva to escape take a train and head for the courtroom where M was having a hearing?
20. What was even the point of the hearing in the first place?
21. Bond chased silva for miles and miles only to end up not doing anything when he caught silva why?
22.When M learns that silva is on his way why didn't she leave the court room or at least arrange for proper reinforcement?it wasn't only her life at risk you know?
23.Where does silva keep getting all these henchmen from?
24.How does silva blow up MI6 with a computer
25.Why did M give up a valuable agent like silva to the chinese?
26. How does bond take a standard issue gun pass airport authorities in china cos I know english/chinese relationship is nothing close to friendly
27.Why is Q playing computer geek when he supposed to be I dunno making inventory of weapons like a normal qurtermaster should do?
28. Bond claims he doesn't want to hurt anybody in his quest to kill silva yet he uses M as bait but hides so that backup can't reach them
29. Of which what is even the deal with bond in this movie why is he so cold and distant always frowning in CR bond's was a rookie and his arrogance demonstrated his inexperience in QOS bond was heart broken and confused as well as fighting the urge not to make the mission about revenge. But here is he depressed cos he is said to be obsolete? Is he sad that M ordered him shot? Is he sad that he is an orphan these are basically theories but non of them answers the question what is with bond in this movie?
30.Is skyfall bond's ancestral home or where he grew up? Or his family home? Really what is skyfall?
31. How did bond's parents die? How was bond like before they died?
32.How did his parents death change him? All the sketchy talk up and down didn't really make things clear
33.Does kincade know what bond does for a living?
34. Bond shows up and says he wants to kill some people and kincade just jumps in and chooses to fight just like that
35.With an MI6 cyber-attack,a security breach, a terrorist subway bombing and an attempted assassination on the life of one of the world's most powerful women silva is now the most wanted man in england yeah? So how does silva conveniently stroll out of the country to regroup and get a military grade helicopter to lead an assault on skyfall
36. How does CNN even know the explosion in MI6 is a cyber attack
37.How come M can't take down the video from youtube
38.Why does mallory,q and tanner agree to such a dangerous plan without objection
39. If silva was so smart how come he fell perfectly for bonds skyfall trap
40. The aston martin can shoot now? When did that happen?
41. How come Q can still trace bond to scotland when he ditched the company car that has a GPS tracker
42.Bond just mastered learning how to shoot for a while it seemed to not be a problem to him
43. Moneypenny shooting bond accidentally is called friendly fire do people get suspended for friendly fires
44. Mallory said if bonds plan doesn't work we are in trouble yet bond's plan doesn't work but they aren't in trouble how come?
45. What ever happened to the NATO NOC agents list which was a major plot point no one cares about it anymore

These are only a few things I can remember so try not to hurt yourself thinking of answers cos they aint any. There goes your classic

You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi

forreelinc: And oh mr.magoo perhaps you could try explaining a few things about skyfall
1. How does M have a complete list of NATO NOC agents on a hard drive that her "allies" don't know about?
2. What is bond and this hard drive doing in turkey
3.If silva claimed to be a computer genius and is aware of the situation why didn't he lift a finger to help patrice in turkey
4. Perhaps you've heard this a million times but I want to hear your view how bond survive two gun shots, free falling and drowning
5. Why does M still have her job after one of the biggest security breach in espionage history
6.I don't think bond had a passport on him in that island want to explain how bond returned to england
7.Why is bond failing his tests he has only been absent for 3months and has been active for at least 7years
8.Of which what is everyone doing. In the 3months what is silva doing what is MI6 doing cos everyone seemed to have been on hold before bond came back
9. Bond however fails his tests but M puts him on the most critical mission which he initially failed why?
10. How was bond so sure that patrice would lead him to silva or his stoopid poker chip
11. How come patrice uses such rare bullets
12. Uranium metal bullets do those even exist
13.I will pay you a billion dollars if you can tell me what the hell was happening in macau and silva's island it was just people talking then severine is taken away and shot in the head why? What was going on?
14.How did severine know that bond would take patrices poker chip
15.Moneypenny is suspended yet she is in china with bond
16.Q shows up hands bond a gun and a radio and then now quips about not going into gadgets anymore care to explain?
17.Why didn't they even search bond for the radio?
18.Okay so silva planned to be captured why? What did he seek to achieve?
19. Silva's plan to kill M how is he so knowledgeable about things he can't even control like bond catching up with him or like Q breaking into his computer just in time for silva to escape take a train and head for the courtroom where M was having a hearing?
20. What was even the point of the hearing in the first place?
21. Bond chased silva for miles and miles only to end up not doing anything when he caught silva why?
22.When M learns that silva is on his way why didn't she leave the court room or at least arrange for proper reinforcement?it wasn't only her life at risk you know?
23.Where does silva keep getting all these henchmen from?
24.How does silva blow up MI6 with a computer
25.Why did M give up a valuable agent like silva to the chinese?
26. How does bond take a standard issue gun pass airport authorities in china cos I know english/chinese relationship is nothing close to friendly
27.Why is Q playing computer geek when he supposed to be I dunno making inventory of weapons like a normal qurtermaster should do?
28. Bond claims he doesn't want to hurt anybody in his quest to kill silva yet he uses M as bait but hides so that backup can't reach them
29. Of which what is even the deal with bond in this movie why is he so cold and distant always frowning in CR bond's was a rookie and his arrogance demonstrated his inexperience in QOS bond was heart broken and confused as well as fighting the urge not to make the mission about revenge. But here is he depressed cos he is said to be obsolete? Is he sad that M ordered him shot? Is he sad that he is an orphan these are basically theories but non of them answers the question what is with bond in this movie?
30.Is skyfall bond's ancestral home or where he grew up? Or his family home? Really what is skyfall?
31. How did bond's parents die? How was bond like before they died?
32.How did his parents death change him? All the sketchy talk up and down didn't really make things clear
33.Does kincade know what bond does for a living?
34. Bond shows up and says he wants to kill some people and kincade just jumps in and chooses to fight just like that
35.With an MI6 cyber-attack,a security breach, a terrorist subway bombing and an attempted assassination on the life of one of the world's most powerful women silva is now the most wanted man in england yeah? So how does silva conveniently stroll out of the country to regroup and get a military grade helicopter to lead an assault on skyfall
36. How does CNN even know the explosion in MI6 is a cyber attack
37.How come M can't take down the video from youtube
38.Why does mallory,q and tanner agree to such a dangerous plan without objection
39. If silva was so smart how come he fell perfectly for bonds skyfall trap
40. The aston martin can shoot now? When did that happen?
41. How come Q can still trace bond to scotland when he ditched the company car that has a GPS tracker
42.Bond just mastered learning how to shoot for a while it seemed to not be a problem to him
43. Moneypenny shooting bond accidentally is called friendly fire do people get suspended for friendly fires
44. Mallory said if bonds plan doesn't work we are in trouble yet bond's plan doesn't work but they aren't in trouble how come?
45. What ever happened to the NATO NOC agents list which was a major plot point no one cares about it anymore

These are only a few things I can remember so try not to hurt yourself thinking of answers cos they aint any. There goes your classic

You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi

forreelinc: Totally disagree with the so called dreadful casino royale and quantum of solace(especiall)) are two movies that don't have a single dent, oops I forgot you don't understand those movies do you?

I deliberately started a nairaland account because of this topic, of course I understood both casino royale and quantum of solace those movies have so many holes like

QUANTUM OF SOLACE:
1.Casino royale ended with bond standing over mr.white with a gun all of a sudden at the beginning of quantum we see bond in a high speed chase with two assailants that weren't in casino royale and M who was in england is now in italy
2.How did bond know he would find the main villain in haiti? When mr. White escaped without saying a word
3.When bond went on a killing spree how is it that M is updated about everything even when bond isn't talking to her
4.How does the main villain even conserve so much water in a country that isn't his
5.Camille is supposed to be killed yet she walks angrily to the man who tried to have her killed to confront him like she just saw him with another woman
6.How does bond know that camille is bolivian secret service
7.Speaking of which how did find bond during aeroplane fight
Don't even get me started on the movies yeye camera movement and terrible editing
CASINO ROYALE:
1. Bond shot a man in front of a camera and yet M still keeps him as an agent, how did they even know bond was MI6?
2.How did they know that bond was with solange in the carribean beach house
3.How did they know about bond's mission to bankrupt lechiffre
4.Why is bonds mission to bankrupt lechiffre rather than to kidnap him and torture him till he reveals who his friends are
5.How did they even know who mathis is afterall he hardly showed up at the poker table
6.How the hell did bond sink a 7 storey building house in venice
7.What was bond even doing near lechiffre's room before he was attacked by that nigerian rebel man
8.You people keep talking about. Bond shot twice and plunges into a river in skyfall oya explain how bond survived a car wreck in casino royale
9.Why did mr. White even kill lechiffre instead of joining him to make bond talk

Oya now answer me

forreelinc: Wait!wait!wait! Skyfall is a classic? I think you're right skyfall is classic garbage , this movie was unoriginal,unrealistic,poorly financed,poorly performed,poorly researched, poorly written,poorly narrated this movie is so bad that the plot holes happen to be really important plot point yes! its that bad, omo you're on your own with that opinion o "classic" you no even find better word use

Abeg stop being over dramatic we all know that majority of hollywood blockbusters suffer from plot holes #HIA

skyfall is a classic, it is so wierd how much hate this movie is getting so what do you now like? Is it that dreadful quantum of solace or the overhyped casino royale where the faith of the world laid in the 10:1 chance of bond getting an ace of spades flush lol

leverage: OMG! I just saw man of steele man that movie is so wack I swear to God skyfall is beginning to look appealing(pause) forget I said that man of steele is bad but skyfall is REEEEEEEALLY bad, I mean skyfall is so bad it makes prometheus look like goldfinger.

This is pathetic, after one year you are still ripping on skyfaLl? It is just a movie , a movie that was the result of a talented production team who sat down and worked hard building this movie to international status and its reflects this no hardwork goes un-rewarded I guess so either accept. That or go gaggle some walrus ballz or something.