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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:
skyfall is a classic, it is so wierd how much hate this movie is getting so what do you now like? Is it that dreadful quantum of solace or the overhyped casino royale where the faith of the world laid in the 10:1 chance of bond getting an ace of spades flush lol

grin phew! Finally I understand where you are coming from. you are just another one of those movie viewers that condemn a movie simply becos they don't understand it, I battled a lot of people like you when inception was receiving fire so I know your angle, for a second you had me worried when you said skyfall was a classic why didn't you identify yourself sooner?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by brothers(m): 4:39pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:


after one year you are still ripping on skyfaLl? .

Like play like joke one year don pass o omo we go wash am o "longest movie rant in history" oya beach party with plenty asun to chop and plenty of y#@sh to rock its a #skyfallhaters only party RSVP @justcoolmgt wink
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 4:48pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:
skyfall is a classic, it is so wierd how much hate this movie is getting so what do you now like? Is it that dreadful quantum of solace or the overhyped casino royale where the faith of the world laid in the 10:1 chance of bond getting an ace of spades flush lol

Wait!wait!wait! Skyfall is a classic? I think you're right skyfall is classic garbage , this movie was unoriginal,unrealistic,poorly financed,poorly performed,poorly researched, poorly written,poorly narrated this movie is so bad that the plot holes happen to be really important plot point yes! its that bad, omo you're on your own with that opinion o "classic" you no even find better word use
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mrmagoo(m): 4:54pm On Oct 22, 2013
forreelinc:

Wait!wait!wait! Skyfall is a classic? I think you're right skyfall is classic garbage , this movie was unoriginal,unrealistic,poorly financed,poorly performed,poorly researched, poorly written,poorly narrated this movie is so bad that the plot holes happen to be really important plot point yes! its that bad, omo you're on your own with that opinion o "classic" you no even find better word use

Abeg stop being over dramatic we all know that majority of hollywood blockbusters suffer from plot holes #HIA
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:


Abeg stop being over dramatic we all know that majority of hollywood blockbusters suffer from plot holes #HIA

Totally disagree with the so called dreadful casino royale and quantum of solace(especiall)) are two movies that don't have a single dent, oops I forgot you don't understand those movies do you?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mrmagoo(m): 5:34pm On Oct 22, 2013
forreelinc:

Totally disagree with the so called dreadful casino royale and quantum of solace(especiall)) are two movies that don't have a single dent, oops I forgot you don't understand those movies do you?
I deliberately started a nairaland account because of this topic, of course I understood both casino royale and quantum of solace those movies have so many holes like

QUANTUM OF SOLACE:
1.Casino royale ended with bond standing over mr.white with a gun all of a sudden at the beginning of quantum we see bond in a high speed chase with two assailants that weren't in casino royale and M who was in england is now in italy
2.How did bond know he would find the main villain in haiti? When mr. White escaped without saying a word
3.When bond went on a killing spree how is it that M is updated about everything even when bond isn't talking to her
4.How does the main villain even conserve so much water in a country that isn't his
5.Camille is supposed to be killed yet she walks angrily to the man who tried to have her killed to confront him like she just saw him with another woman
6.How does bond know that camille is bolivian secret service
7.Speaking of which how did find bond during aeroplane fight
Don't even get me started on the movies yeye camera movement and terrible editing
CASINO ROYALE:
1. Bond shot a man in front of a camera and yet M still keeps him as an agent, how did they even know bond was MI6?
2.How did they know that bond was with solange in the carribean beach house
3.How did they know about bond's mission to bankrupt lechiffre
4.Why is bonds mission to bankrupt lechiffre rather than to kidnap him and torture him till he reveals who his friends are
5.How did they even know who mathis is afterall he hardly showed up at the poker table
6.How the hell did bond sink a 7 storey building house in venice
7.What was bond even doing near lechiffre's room before he was attacked by that nigerian rebel man
8.You people keep talking about. Bond shot twice and plunges into a river in skyfall oya explain how bond survived a car wreck in casino royale
9.Why did mr. White even kill lechiffre instead of joining him to make bond talk

Oya now answer me
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 7:22pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:

I deliberately started a nairaland account because of this topic, of course I understood both casino royale and quantum of solace those movies have so many holes like

QUANTUM OF SOLACE:
1.Casino royale ended with bond standing over mr.white with a gun all of a sudden at the beginning of quantum we see bond in a high speed chase with two assailants that weren't in casino royale and M who was in england is now in italy
ANS: *sigh* didn't you wonder how bond found mr whites house when vesper lynd only left him a number?of course bond didn't visit mr.whites house on the same day as when he checked vesper's phone that would explain how M got to italy so fast and as for the car chase in the beginning the answer is simple"craig mitchell" he was the double agent who informed quantum about mr.whites impending abduction and when they couldn't get him in the car chase plan B was for mitchell to attack the italian safe house and burst mr. White out

2.How did bond know he would find the main villain in haiti? When mr. White escaped without saying a word
ANS: when they found out about lechiffre's hand in the skyfleet attack they enlarged his money laundering case with MI6 even going as far as tagging special dollar bills in order to track mr lechiffre's friends. lechiffre was an accountant for quantum and so on orders from dominc greene(qos main villain) lechiffre paid slater to have camille murdered . This tagged bill led bond to a rather hostile slater whom bond killed and in a case of mistaken identity encounters two live leads that was all greene was, a lead. Bond was just led to him
3.When bond went on a killing spree how is it that M is updated about everything even when bond isn't talking to her
ANS: the CIA. Gave her the updates in order to discredit bond and get M to pull him off of greene afterall it was their deal with greene to look the other way during the impending bolivian coup de tat and to get rid of bond
4.How does the main villain even conserve so much water in a country that isn't his
ANS: greene came into bolivia under the guise of a philantropist, he was buying large expanse of land for "eco friendly" purposes but is secretly building dams in the desert in which he channeled the fresh water into after the water bed explosion
5.Camille is supposed to be killed yet she walks angrily to the man who tried to have her killed to confront him like she just saw him with another woman
ANS: guilty conscience led camille back to greene plus she wanted to try her secret service divide and conquer tactic on greene so she cud stick around long till she met the general she's a big gal I think she cud take care of herself
6.How does bond know that camille is bolivian secret service
ANS: bond swiped her Id card while they were together in her car and sent it to MI6 for analysis(off set) while tracked greene)
7.Speaking of which how did find bond during aeroplane fight
ANS: bond wasn't found out, he was trespassing that's why the jet attacked him
Don't even get me started on the movies yeye camera movement and terrible editing
CASINO ROYALE:
1. Bond shot a man in front of a camera and yet M still keeps him as an agent, how did they even know bond was MI6?
ANS: M asked bond to flee jurisdiction for a while and they knew MI6 was building a case on the man bond killed in the namibian embassy it is interpreted when he is talking to the officer before bond breaks into the embassy
2.How did they know that bond was with solange in the carribean beach house
ANS: bond found and killed solange's husband in a gift shop and solange was the first suspect as to how bond found her husband cos only she knew where he was going
3.How did they know about bond's mission to bankrupt lechiffre
ANS: I think mr. White made it clear to us in qos when he told us. He had a mole in MI6
4.Why is bonds mission to bankrupt lechiffre rather than to kidnap him and torture him till he reveals who his friends are
ANS: they needed him to surrender to them willingly besides kidnapping might have been a backup plan its as logical as it is a plausible continuity
for the story
5.How did they even know who mathis is afterall he hardly showed up at the poker table
ANS: vesper lynd told them everything about the game and so they set him up to throw MI6 off trail
6.How the hell did bond sink a 7 storey building house in venice
ANS: it was a house under re-construction suspended by two tanks of sand when bond fired at the tanks the house came down its not that hard to understand
7.What was bond even doing near lechiffre's room before he was attacked by that nigerian rebel man
ANS: bond is not just there to bankrupt lechiffre but to also spy on him so when lechiffre got an urgent call bond got curious and tagged along
8.You people keep talking about. Bond shot twice and plunges into a river in skyfall oya explain how bond survived a car wreck in casino royale
ANS: modern cars. Are reinforced with saftey sensors and air-bags its not unusual for people to survive car accidents these days and unlike skyfall where bond is seen living it up on some island bond here ends up in a hospital after the car crash and torture cos u knw he is em human grin
9.Why did mr. White even kill lechiffre instead of joining him to make bond talk
Bond murdered quantum's client which made white quite suspicious of lechiffre and he had vesper as back up to retrieve the winnings from the game
Oya now answer me

You're welcome.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 9:32pm On Oct 22, 2013
And oh mr.magoo perhaps you could try explaining a few things about skyfall
1. How does M have a complete list of NATO NOC agents on a hard drive that her "allies" don't know about?
2. What is bond and this hard drive doing in turkey
3.If silva claimed to be a computer genius and is aware of the situation why didn't he lift a finger to help patrice in turkey
4. Perhaps you've heard this a million times but I want to hear your view how bond survive two gun shots, free falling and drowning
5. Why does M still have her job after one of the biggest security breach in espionage history
6.I don't think bond had a passport on him in that island want to explain how bond returned to england
7.Why is bond failing his tests he has only been absent for 3months and has been active for at least 7years
8.Of which what is everyone doing. In the 3months what is silva doing what is MI6 doing cos everyone seemed to have been on hold before bond came back
9. Bond however fails his tests but M puts him on the most critical mission which he initially failed why?
10. How was bond so sure that patrice would lead him to silva or his stoopid poker chip
11. How come patrice uses such rare bullets
12. Uranium metal bullets do those even exist
13.I will pay you a billion dollars if you can tell me what the hell was happening in macau and silva's island it was just people talking then severine is taken away and shot in the head why? What was going on?
14.How did severine know that bond would take patrices poker chip
15.Moneypenny is suspended yet she is in china with bond
16.Q shows up hands bond a gun and a radio and then now quips about not going into gadgets anymore care to explain?
17.Why didn't they even search bond for the radio?
18.Okay so silva planned to be captured why? What did he seek to achieve?
19. Silva's plan to kill M how is he so knowledgeable about things he can't even control like bond catching up with him or like Q breaking into his computer just in time for silva to escape take a train and head for the courtroom where M was having a hearing?
20. What was even the point of the hearing in the first place?
21. Bond chased silva for miles and miles only to end up not doing anything when he caught silva why?
22.When M learns that silva is on his way why didn't she leave the court room or at least arrange for proper reinforcement?it wasn't only her life at risk you know?
23.Where does silva keep getting all these henchmen from?
24.How does silva blow up MI6 with a computer
25.Why did M give up a valuable agent like silva to the chinese?
26. How does bond take a standard issue gun pass airport authorities in china cos I know english/chinese relationship is nothing close to friendly
27.Why is Q playing computer geek when he supposed to be I dunno making inventory of weapons like a normal qurtermaster should do?
28. Bond claims he doesn't want to hurt anybody in his quest to kill silva yet he uses M as bait but hides so that backup can't reach them
29. Of which what is even the deal with bond in this movie why is he so cold and distant always frowning in CR bond's was a rookie and his arrogance demonstrated his inexperience in QOS bond was heart broken and confused as well as fighting the urge not to make the mission about revenge. But here is he depressed cos he is said to be obsolete? Is he sad that M ordered him shot? Is he sad that he is an orphan these are basically theories but non of them answers the question what is with bond in this movie?
30.Is skyfall bond's ancestral home or where he grew up? Or his family home? Really what is skyfall?
31. How did bond's parents die? How was bond like before they died?
32.How did his parents death change him? All the sketchy talk up and down didn't really make things clear
33.Does kincade know what bond does for a living?
34. Bond shows up and says he wants to kill some people and kincade just jumps in and chooses to fight just like that
35.With an MI6 cyber-attack,a security breach, a terrorist subway bombing and an attempted assassination on the life of one of the world's most powerful women silva is now the most wanted man in england yeah? So how does silva conveniently stroll out of the country to regroup and get a military grade helicopter to lead an assault on skyfall
36. How does CNN even know the explosion in MI6 is a cyber attack
37.How come M can't take down the video from youtube
38.Why does mallory,q and tanner agree to such a dangerous plan without objection
39. If silva was so smart how come he fell perfectly for bonds skyfall trap
40. The aston martin can shoot now? When did that happen?
41. How come Q can still trace bond to scotland when he ditched the company car that has a GPS tracker
42.Bond just mastered learning how to shoot for a while it seemed to not be a problem to him
43. Moneypenny shooting bond accidentally is called friendly fire do people get suspended for friendly fires
44. Mallory said if bonds plan doesn't work we are in trouble yet bond's plan doesn't work but they aren't in trouble how come?
45. What ever happened to the NATO NOC agents list which was a major plot point no one cares about it anymore

These are only a few things I can remember so try not to hurt yourself thinking of answers cos they aint any. There goes your classic
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 10:11pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:
skyfall is a classic, it is so wierd how much hate this movie is getting so what do you now like? Is it that dreadful quantum of solace or the overhyped casino royale where the faith of the world laid in the 10:1 chance of bond getting an ace of spades flush lol

Skyfall is a wannabe classic this movie was so forced and rushed with cheap cheap gimmicks every single bond ritual didn't go un-performed they forced in big shot scenes from every successful movie you know then gave it some kind of pretentious realistic gritty feel with fine camera abeg anybody can do that jare not particularly a classic not even qualified as a good movie
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mrmagoo(m): 10:28pm On Oct 22, 2013
forreelinc: And oh mr.magoo perhaps you could try explaining a few things about skyfall
1. How does M have a complete list of NATO NOC agents on a hard drive that her "allies" don't know about?
2. What is bond and this hard drive doing in turkey
3.If silva claimed to be a computer genius and is aware of the situation why didn't he lift a finger to help patrice in turkey
4. Perhaps you've heard this a million times but I want to hear your view how bond survive two gun shots, free falling and drowning
5. Why does M still have her job after one of the biggest security breach in espionage history
6.I don't think bond had a passport on him in that island want to explain how bond returned to england
7.Why is bond failing his tests he has only been absent for 3months and has been active for at least 7years
8.Of which what is everyone doing. In the 3months what is silva doing what is MI6 doing cos everyone seemed to have been on hold before bond came back
9. Bond however fails his tests but M puts him on the most critical mission which he initially failed why?
10. How was bond so sure that patrice would lead him to silva or his stoopid poker chip
11. How come patrice uses such rare bullets
12. Uranium metal bullets do those even exist
13.I will pay you a billion dollars if you can tell me what the hell was happening in macau and silva's island it was just people talking then severine is taken away and shot in the head why? What was going on?
14.How did severine know that bond would take patrices poker chip
15.Moneypenny is suspended yet she is in china with bond
16.Q shows up hands bond a gun and a radio and then now quips about not going into gadgets anymore care to explain?
17.Why didn't they even search bond for the radio?
18.Okay so silva planned to be captured why? What did he seek to achieve?
19. Silva's plan to kill M how is he so knowledgeable about things he can't even control like bond catching up with him or like Q breaking into his computer just in time for silva to escape take a train and head for the courtroom where M was having a hearing?
20. What was even the point of the hearing in the first place?
21. Bond chased silva for miles and miles only to end up not doing anything when he caught silva why?
22.When M learns that silva is on his way why didn't she leave the court room or at least arrange for proper reinforcement?it wasn't only her life at risk you know?
23.Where does silva keep getting all these henchmen from?
24.How does silva blow up MI6 with a computer
25.Why did M give up a valuable agent like silva to the chinese?
26. How does bond take a standard issue gun pass airport authorities in china cos I know english/chinese relationship is nothing close to friendly
27.Why is Q playing computer geek when he supposed to be I dunno making inventory of weapons like a normal qurtermaster should do?
28. Bond claims he doesn't want to hurt anybody in his quest to kill silva yet he uses M as bait but hides so that backup can't reach them
29. Of which what is even the deal with bond in this movie why is he so cold and distant always frowning in CR bond's was a rookie and his arrogance demonstrated his inexperience in QOS bond was heart broken and confused as well as fighting the urge not to make the mission about revenge. But here is he depressed cos he is said to be obsolete? Is he sad that M ordered him shot? Is he sad that he is an orphan these are basically theories but non of them answers the question what is with bond in this movie?
30.Is skyfall bond's ancestral home or where he grew up? Or his family home? Really what is skyfall?
31. How did bond's parents die? How was bond like before they died?
32.How did his parents death change him? All the sketchy talk up and down didn't really make things clear
33.Does kincade know what bond does for a living?
34. Bond shows up and says he wants to kill some people and kincade just jumps in and chooses to fight just like that
35.With an MI6 cyber-attack,a security breach, a terrorist subway bombing and an attempted assassination on the life of one of the world's most powerful women silva is now the most wanted man in england yeah? So how does silva conveniently stroll out of the country to regroup and get a military grade helicopter to lead an assault on skyfall
36. How does CNN even know the explosion in MI6 is a cyber attack
37.How come M can't take down the video from youtube
38.Why does mallory,q and tanner agree to such a dangerous plan without objection
39. If silva was so smart how come he fell perfectly for bonds skyfall trap
40. The aston martin can shoot now? When did that happen?
41. How come Q can still trace bond to scotland when he ditched the company car that has a GPS tracker
42.Bond just mastered learning how to shoot for a while it seemed to not be a problem to him
43. Moneypenny shooting bond accidentally is called friendly fire do people get suspended for friendly fires
44. Mallory said if bonds plan doesn't work we are in trouble yet bond's plan doesn't work but they aren't in trouble how come?
45. What ever happened to the NATO NOC agents list which was a major plot point no one cares about it anymore

These are only a few things I can remember so try not to hurt yourself thinking of answers cos they aint any. There goes your classic

You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mrmagoo(m): 10:30pm On Oct 22, 2013
forreelinc: And oh mr.magoo perhaps you could try explaining a few things about skyfall
1. How does M have a complete list of NATO NOC agents on a hard drive that her "allies" don't know about?
2. What is bond and this hard drive doing in turkey
3.If silva claimed to be a computer genius and is aware of the situation why didn't he lift a finger to help patrice in turkey
4. Perhaps you've heard this a million times but I want to hear your view how bond survive two gun shots, free falling and drowning
5. Why does M still have her job after one of the biggest security breach in espionage history
6.I don't think bond had a passport on him in that island want to explain how bond returned to england
7.Why is bond failing his tests he has only been absent for 3months and has been active for at least 7years
8.Of which what is everyone doing. In the 3months what is silva doing what is MI6 doing cos everyone seemed to have been on hold before bond came back
9. Bond however fails his tests but M puts him on the most critical mission which he initially failed why?
10. How was bond so sure that patrice would lead him to silva or his stoopid poker chip
11. How come patrice uses such rare bullets
12. Uranium metal bullets do those even exist
13.I will pay you a billion dollars if you can tell me what the hell was happening in macau and silva's island it was just people talking then severine is taken away and shot in the head why? What was going on?
14.How did severine know that bond would take patrices poker chip
15.Moneypenny is suspended yet she is in china with bond
16.Q shows up hands bond a gun and a radio and then now quips about not going into gadgets anymore care to explain?
17.Why didn't they even search bond for the radio?
18.Okay so silva planned to be captured why? What did he seek to achieve?
19. Silva's plan to kill M how is he so knowledgeable about things he can't even control like bond catching up with him or like Q breaking into his computer just in time for silva to escape take a train and head for the courtroom where M was having a hearing?
20. What was even the point of the hearing in the first place?
21. Bond chased silva for miles and miles only to end up not doing anything when he caught silva why?
22.When M learns that silva is on his way why didn't she leave the court room or at least arrange for proper reinforcement?it wasn't only her life at risk you know?
23.Where does silva keep getting all these henchmen from?
24.How does silva blow up MI6 with a computer
25.Why did M give up a valuable agent like silva to the chinese?
26. How does bond take a standard issue gun pass airport authorities in china cos I know english/chinese relationship is nothing close to friendly
27.Why is Q playing computer geek when he supposed to be I dunno making inventory of weapons like a normal qurtermaster should do?
28. Bond claims he doesn't want to hurt anybody in his quest to kill silva yet he uses M as bait but hides so that backup can't reach them
29. Of which what is even the deal with bond in this movie why is he so cold and distant always frowning in CR bond's was a rookie and his arrogance demonstrated his inexperience in QOS bond was heart broken and confused as well as fighting the urge not to make the mission about revenge. But here is he depressed cos he is said to be obsolete? Is he sad that M ordered him shot? Is he sad that he is an orphan these are basically theories but non of them answers the question what is with bond in this movie?
30.Is skyfall bond's ancestral home or where he grew up? Or his family home? Really what is skyfall?
31. How did bond's parents die? How was bond like before they died?
32.How did his parents death change him? All the sketchy talk up and down didn't really make things clear
33.Does kincade know what bond does for a living?
34. Bond shows up and says he wants to kill some people and kincade just jumps in and chooses to fight just like that
35.With an MI6 cyber-attack,a security breach, a terrorist subway bombing and an attempted assassination on the life of one of the world's most powerful women silva is now the most wanted man in england yeah? So how does silva conveniently stroll out of the country to regroup and get a military grade helicopter to lead an assault on skyfall
36. How does CNN even know the explosion in MI6 is a cyber attack
37.How come M can't take down the video from youtube
38.Why does mallory,q and tanner agree to such a dangerous plan without objection
39. If silva was so smart how come he fell perfectly for bonds skyfall trap
40. The aston martin can shoot now? When did that happen?
41. How come Q can still trace bond to scotland when he ditched the company car that has a GPS tracker
42.Bond just mastered learning how to shoot for a while it seemed to not be a problem to him
43. Moneypenny shooting bond accidentally is called friendly fire do people get suspended for friendly fires
44. Mallory said if bonds plan doesn't work we are in trouble yet bond's plan doesn't work but they aren't in trouble how come?
45. What ever happened to the NATO NOC agents list which was a major plot point no one cares about it anymore

These are only a few things I can remember so try not to hurt yourself thinking of answers cos they aint any. There goes your classic

You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by scaramenga: 10:40pm On Oct 22, 2013
mr.magoo:


You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi


Hmmmi just read your post and this is what I saw #GARBAGE looool
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by friendlyadvice: 11:03pm On Oct 22, 2013
Are you kidding? What human element did bond exhibit?
Punch bond he no longer bleeds,after hearing that the list has been exposed on youtube the next thing he did was to try to straff moneypenny,people die in his presence and he makes stewpid cracks about it

A talented Q? Q just made a full of himself from beginning to end cos silva had to be supreme so Q had to be a foool and a foool he was and ben whishaws performance was terrible and what was even more puzzling was the fact that the Q here wasn't in fact any random Q but the same Q character from thunderball which confuses the timeline and totally destroy the foundation CR and QOS built

Story that didn't center on bond? The name of the movie was skyfall of course the movie was about bond M only took center stage temporarily. Was after the court hearing before then it was pretty much about bond

Creativity is one word that is totally missing from skyfall. The script is like a rejected batman script + a recycled bond story
Q is supposed to be lucious fox(morgan freeman) from batman
Moneypenny plays robin who is initially on the field but in a rushed scene decided field duty is not for everyon and introduced herself rather like how robin did at the end of TDKR
Bond is like bruce wayne his house boy is alfred its so creepy bond even did that thing where batman stands at the top of a high building with his cape billowing to the wind
Don't deceive yourself there's nothing interllectual to gain from skyfall please don't deceive your self
On the other hand watching skyfall this what I saw
-poor script decorated with plot holes

-lousy dialogue which even creates more plot holes
- random violence and unncessary scenes which just made the movie longer
I don't know what movie you think you watched but I know its not skyfall
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by 33117(f): 8:25am On Oct 23, 2013
mr.magoo:


You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi

Apparently the person giving out the plaques at the academy awards was also shallow minded cos skyfall didn't shiit @ the oscars ROTFL
Besides don't listen to the critics they know what they saw and liked roger egbert for example actually liked the fact that Q,moneypenny and mallory came back and bond was back to inspector gadget status again plus the movie paid homage to older bond movies of which I think they weren't paying homage they just didn't have what they could put in the script other than a stunt from older bond films
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 8:33am On Oct 23, 2013
@mr.magoo besides 2012 was a good year for movies think about it all the high grossing movies were crap
The avengers- 1bn full of crap
TDKR- 1bn full of crap
Harry potter- 1bn tons of crap
Twilight breaking dawn- 1bn also tons of crap
Skyfall- 1bn crap dispenser
The hobbit- 1bn trash
You see these were all terrible movies but they hit the all time high you think they can try any rubbish like that this year? Wey boys eye dey tear see all the blockbusters plummeting into box office flops. years differ abeg spare me like skyfall is the first movie to make a billion hell it isn't even the first bond movie to make a billion dollars
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by leverage(m): 9:32am On Oct 23, 2013
mr.magoo:


You might have seen all that but this is what I saw
1. A bond with human feelings
2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw
3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone
4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day
5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases
I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi

Quite the contrary my frnd you're the shallow minded one who can't look beyond the cheap gimmicks and cliched plot
To see that this movie is actually crap
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by yoji: 11:23am On Oct 23, 2013
lanreajirobaju: @mr.magoo besides 2012 was a good year for movies think about it all the high grossing movies were crap
The avengers- 1bn full of crap
TDKR- 1bn full of crap
Harry potter- 1bn tons of crap
Twilight breaking dawn- 1bn also tons of crap
Skyfall- 1bn crap dispenser
The hobbit- 1bn trash
You see these were all terrible movies but they hit the all time high you think they can try any rubbish like that this year? Wey boys eye dey tear see all the blockbusters plummeting into box office flops. years differ abeg spare me like skyfall is the first movie to make a billion hell it isn't even the first bond movie to make a billion dollars
Are u sure about that? So which bond movie was d first to make a billion ?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by leverage(m): 12:02pm On Oct 23, 2013
Em, thunderball and goldfinger or don't you watch bond movies
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by 33117(f): 12:05pm On Oct 23, 2013
yoji:
Are u sure about that? So which bond movie was d first to make a billion ?

Without adjusting for inflation- thunderball , sean connery
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 12:23pm On Oct 23, 2013
I'm not really sure of Dr.no and goldfinger but thunderball made a billion , you remember thrunderball crappy movie almost few steps close to utter 5 year old disaster like skyfall about nuclear missiles and jet packs and a boring water fight grin
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mrmagoo(m): 12:54pm On Oct 23, 2013
@yoji my broda abeg help me ask them o,shei na the james bond wey jim iyke and omotola jalade act lol
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 10:04pm On Oct 23, 2013
yoji:
Are u sure about that? So which bond movie was d first to make a billion ?

Thunderball made a billion dollar+

@mr.magoo your joke, hilarious(note my hint of sarcasm?)
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by yoji: 10:27pm On Oct 25, 2013
leverage: Em, thunderball and goldfinger or don't you watch bond movies
Actually i do. Just that when i watched them, the box office earnings weren't mentioned in the movie. And didn't see it after d end credits either.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by montelik(m): 2:58pm On Oct 26, 2013
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by leverage(m): 3:58pm On Oct 26, 2013
yoji:
Actually i do. Just that when i watched them, the box office earnings weren't mentioned in the movie. And didn't see it after d end credits either.

I don't believe you cos if you were actually familiar with the franchise then you should have known that there billion dollar makers before skyfall wouldn't you agree?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 8:44pm On Oct 26, 2013
leverage:

I don't believe you cos if you were actually familiar with the franchise then you should have known that there billion dollar makers before skyfall wouldn't you agree?

grin ahn ahn guy why you dey do like this na? Them don shatter the guy 1bn dollar point and you come expect say the guy no go drop e usual weak yans take am easy on the guy na mr.magoo don lock up na wa for una skyfall fans una too weak
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by brothers(m): 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2013
montelik:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FWfg__wKSY

lol

Lol this one na small go to youtube and watch "everything wrong with skyfall in 4 minutes or less" guy u go laff die
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mrmagoo(m): 6:06am On Oct 27, 2013
@forreelinc it is not weakness I'm not just going to argue with you anymore, what really irritates me is the way you all immaturely nitpick on plotholes and not give the movie a chance, for me the plot of the movie doesn't contribute shiit to my liking the movie / not there are other more relevant things like how the movie was shot I.e camera angles, cinematography, texturing etc. What about the acting? That was out of this world, the action scenes? Is something you would watch over and over again its the perfect mix of thrill and fun skyfall remains a classic anyday anytime and non of your pointless and irrelevant ranting would change that.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 12:26pm On Oct 27, 2013
@magoo You don't care about movie storylines,plot or script? Are there really people like you?Wow no wonder you are a skyfall fan. so you think skyfall's action scenes, cinematography and theatrix was "out of this world" yea? So where is the oscar? Where is the golden globe? Acting is acting to me only three people who stand out in acting, are jack nicholson,al pacino and robert deniro apart from them, no acting catches my attention
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by yoji: 12:28pm On Oct 27, 2013
mr.magoo:
@forreelinc it is not weakness I'm not just going to argue with you anymore, what really irritates me is the way you all immaturely nitpick on plotholes and not give the movie a chance, for me the plot of the movie doesn't contribute shiit to my liking the movie / not there are other more relevant things like how the movie was shot I.e camera angles, cinematography, texturing etc. What about the acting? That was out of this world, the action scenes? Is something you would watch over and over again its the perfect mix of thrill and fun skyfall remains a classic anyday anytime and non of your pointless and irrelevant ranting would change that.
Am wit u on that. No movie will survive the intense level of nit picking they subject skyfall to. It's just selective nitpicking to prove a poin that's all. Skyfall was classic with a refreshing retro feel. As good as gravity was, profs wanted to attack it on d grounds of scientific details nobody cared about but they were reminded it was a movie not a documentary. So no b today.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 12:42pm On Oct 27, 2013
yoji:
Am wit u on that. No movie will survive the intense level of nit picking they subject skyfall to. It's just selective nitpicking to prove a poin that's all. Skyfall was classic with a refreshing retro feel. As good as gravity was, profs wanted to attack it on d grounds of scientific details nobody cared about but they were reminded it was a movie not a documentary. So no b today.

Zzzzzzzz tell it to the oscars dude
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by friendlyadvice: 1:01pm On Oct 27, 2013
forreelinc: . so you think skyfall's action scenes, cinematography and theatrix was "out of this world" yea? So where is the oscar? Where is the golden globe?

Abi o, there were some classic bond stories like casino royale, goldeneye,from russia with love or even the spy who loved me. Didn't win an oscar or golden globe. But at least we can cling to the excuse that academy awards are biased towards pinewood movies especially bond movies even live and let die as hot as the soundtrack was didn't win jack , but what is skyfalls excuse? This was a bond movie with hollywood written all over it, afterall sony took over production MGM is just a figure head now, skyfall was like an american movie about james bond and britain shot in american style, american theme and so on, so where are the accolades and the crappy scientology awards or diced pineapples or whatever doesn't count.

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