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Jokes Etc / Re: My First One Day Experience With Igbo (oshogbo Weed I Guess) by mrman2(m): 11:08am On Aug 08, 2015 |
Amustical:you're a criminal. |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy S4 For Sale- Pictures by mrman2(m): 11:30pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Diezani Allison Madueke Allegedly Flees The Country by mrman2(m): 11:59am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Buhari singing: you keep running, run as fast as you can, I'm gonna catch you. yes I'm gonna catch you. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by mrman2(m): 11:49pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
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Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by mrman2(m): 2:44pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Hi, please my s4 sensors and touch pad don't work. somebody suggested it could be an Os problem. Please enlighten me. |
Adverts / Re: ICE BLOCK MACHINE FOR SALE!!! @65K!!! by mrman2(m): 5:17pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Is there anything wrong with the machine, how long have you been using it, how long does it take to freeze, and what is the power consumption? I'm based in Ogun |
Technology Market / Re: ROMOSS sense 6p 20,000mah POWER BANK, LCD FOR phone laptop via type-C #10,000 by mrman2(m): 10:46pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Where can I get the product in portharcourt? |
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by mrman2(m): 12:19am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Hi mods, this topic was erroneously moved to the sexuality section, please it has nothing to do with sex. And please can you recommend it for front page, it's about my experience with weed. https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed thanks. |
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by mrman2(m): 12:17am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Hi mods, this topic was erroneously moved to the sexuality section, please it has nothing to do with sex. And please can you recommend it for front page, it's about my experience with weed. https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed thanks. |
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by mrman2(m): 8:55pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
This thread was erroneously moved to the sexuality section, it has nothing to do with sexuality. It's my experience with weed. www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed Can it make front page please, I think a lot of people might benefit from it. |
Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by mrman2(m): 9:52pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Emmyk: LoL. Ori yo ehEleda Mumsy o sun rara. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by mrman2(m): 7:08pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Hi mods, can this topic make front page please. https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/one-night-stand-mary-jane |
Health / My Experience With Weed by mrman2(m): 7:04pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti. Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move) It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued: Me: how far? Weed seller: i dey Me: i wan buy weed Weed seller: how many parcel? Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo) Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large. I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap. On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor, I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom. I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself. By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters. The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference. The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day). On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out. I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea. I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed. 411 Likes 31 Shares
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Religion / Re: List Of Nigerian Pastors Who molest Church Members Released by mrman2(m): 10:07am On Nov 11, 2013 |
Lol @holy milk. |
Politics / Re: We Have Reduced Amaechi’s Powers And Political Front Teeth -wike by mrman2(m): 7:25am On Oct 29, 2013 |
The dishonourable minister of education. |
TV/Movies / Re: Fztvseries Is Back! by mrman2(m): 11:05pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
They have blocked it again. |
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by mrman2(m): 7:43pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Hi mods, i think this thread deserves a space on the front page. Thanks https://www.nairaland.com/1360375/rivers-crisis-presidency-wants-amaechi |
Politics / Rivers Crisis: Presidency Wants Amaechi Probed. by mrman2(m): 7:40pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Rivers fracas: Presidency wants Amaechi probed 2013-07-15 00:00:22 The Presidency has advised security agencies to ensure that Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi was investigated and prosecuted after his tenure in office for his alleged involvement in Tuesday's mayhem in the state House of Assembly. The advice was given just as the Action Congress of Nigeria urged the Police Service Commission to address the causes of the fracas in the House rather than the symptoms in its investigation of the role of the police in the crisis. The comments by the Presidency and the ACN followed a July 9 petition by Amaechi to Jonathan on the free for all that led to infliction of injuries on some lawmakers following an attempt to impeach the Speaker of the House, Mr. Daniel Amachree by a group led by Mr. Evans Bipi. Amaechi had in the petition which was also addressed to the PSC Chairman, Mike Okiro, requested the immediate transfer of the Commissioner in charge of the state Police Command, Joseph Mbu. He also sent copies of the petition in which he detailed Mbu's alleged atrocities to Senate President David Mark and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal. But the Presidency through the Special Adviser to the President on Political Matters, Ahmed Gulak, wondered why the governor's priority should be on the redeployment of the police commissioner at a time when efforts were ongoing to fly an injured lawmaker, Michael Chinda, abroad for treatment. Gulak, in an interview with one of our correspondents in Abuja on Saturday, however gave an assurance that the President would look at the merits and demerits of Amaechi's petition before taking a decision. Insisting that the governor should be held responsible for the fracas, the Presidential aide reminded Amaechi that the immunity from prosecution which he currently enjoys as a governor would end on expiration of his tenure. He therefore asked security agencies to investigate the fracas thoroughly and keep the file. Gulak said, , "It is true that as a sitting governor, he enjoys immunity but immunity cannot be forever. "Security agencies should investigate the matter (fracas) thoroughly and keep the file because I still find it amazing and tragic for the governor to go into the House of Assembly to play active role in the fracas. It amazes me. "But one thing is sure, the President will read through his (Amaechi's) petition. He will study it and look at its merits and demerits. It is after that that the President will direct relevant authorities appropriately on the matter. "The governor had a game plan from the beginning. He wants the commissioner of police redeployed. He is not talking about a member of the House of Assembly who is the Majority Leader and his (Amaechi) security details beat to a coma. "The lawmaker has been in a coma since that incident on Tuesday and will be flown abroad for treatment. The governor is not talking about that one, his major preoccupation is the redeployment of the police commissioner." But the Rivers State Government and the ACN, said Amaechi's quick intervention prevented the free-for-all in the House of Assembly from escalating. The Chief of Staff, Rivers State Government House, Port Harcourt, Mr. Tony Okocha, argued that Gulak should have called for an inquiry into how thugs gained entrance into the House. "It is most unreasonable to contemplate. Rather conversely, Amaechi ought to be commended for his brave intervention and rescue mission even at the risk of his life. Gulak should be suggesting an inquiry into how armed thugs got into the Assembly and at whose behest," he said in an SMS message to The PUNCH. "He (Gulak) should be able to absolve the Presidency from complicity knowing the relationship between Bipi and the Presidency. Nigerians are better aware than he thinks," Okocha added. The Police headquarters has however summoned the orderly to Amaechi, who was captured in a video engaging in a brawl with a lawmaker during the fracas in the House. "It is true that the police orderly who played a prominent role in the fracas has been summoned by the IG. He was captured in the video engaging in a fight with a lawmaker contrary to Force discipline and code of conduct for officers," a source close to Louis Edet headquarters of the force said on Sunday. Inspector-General of Police, Mohammed Abubakar, had set up a panel headed by the Deputy Inspector-General of Police in-charge of Operations, Philemon Leha, to probe the impasse. When contacted on Sunday, the Deputy Force Public Relations Officer, Frank Mba, said investigation into the crisis was ongoing and that the force would not hesitate to invite anyone involved in the incident. "You are aware that the investigation panel set up by the IG has begun its work; so anyone found to have participated in the fracas can be invited . Everyone that played a role in the incident will be summoned," he said. The ACN, in a statement on Sunday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said a statement credited to PSC Chairman, Mike Okiro, suggested that the commission was only interested in the role of the police in the fracas. It stated that the commission was not interested in how the police hierarchy in the state wantonly allowed the flare-up because it was acting to protect certain interests at the expense of the public. The statement reads in part, "Governor Amaechi has documented, in a much-publicised letter to Mr. Okiro, how the Police Commissioner in Rivers, Mr. Mbu has thrown professionalism to the winds in pursuing his narrow agenda at the expense of the security of the state. "It is on record that this 'political policeman' has worsened the security situation in the state since he assumed office in February 2013 by undermining the authority of the Governor as the Chief Security Officer of his state; undermining the security structure put in place by the State Security Council and compromising the council to such an extent that members no longer speak their minds freely during meetings. "These are the issues we expect a non-partisan PSC to address with a view to sanctioning whoever it is that paved the way for the disgraceful show that was put up under the klieg light last week. While the PSC will be right to sanction even the policemen shown to have acted badly that day, the sanctions must extend to their bosses who allowed that to happen." ACN also insisted that Jonathan, his aides and the Peoples Democratic Party could not distance themselves themselves from the Rivers crisis. It said, "Anyone with a conscience knows that the root of the problem in Rivers lies in the President's bedroom, and no amount of fanciful statements or name calling targeted at those who are conscientious enough to call a spade a spade will change that. "This is why we are insisting that the President must be impeached by the National Assembly for his failure to respect the rule of law and the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria which he has taken an oath to uphold." |
Religion / Re: More Rude Things People Do In Church by mrman2(m): 12:29pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Typical nairaland, church threads on Sundays, politics on Mondays, tonto dikeh on Tuesday, amaechi on Wednesdays abbl. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 10-yr-old Boy Arrested For Stealing N500,000 by mrman2(m): 8:19am On Jul 13, 2013 |
Stegomiah: True life story Bro. |
TV/Movies / Re: Fztvseries Is Back! by mrman2(m): 8:12am On Jul 13, 2013 |
It is now mobiletvshows.net happy downloading. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Sues Aproko247 For N100m Over Fake Story by mrman2(m): 7:09am On Jul 13, 2013 |
SlyIg: So they had this kinda money yet they refused to save their dying friend on their own! your comprehension is very poor. 41 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: “i Don’t Owe You Anything”- 2face Replies Blackface by mrman2(m): 7:06am On Jul 13, 2013 |
Fake a55 bloggers cooking up stvpid stories just to get traffic. |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Prostrates To King Sunny Ade On Stage as they performed together by mrman2(m): 7:02am On Jul 13, 2013 |
He wants to live long ni. 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Evans Bipi Boasts About Beating-Up Chidi Loyd In Rivers Assembly by mrman2(m): 12:37pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Cuts Short His Stay In China by mrman2(m): 11:56pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
Where is your tomato sauce? |
Politics / Re: 10-yr-old Boy Arrested For Stealing N500,000 by mrman2(m): 11:52pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
Reminds me of my neighbours 6yr old daughter who stole her mum's 12k. She bought sweets for all her friends and when the money refused to finish, she dumped the rest into the waste bin. She spent 410naira before she got tired. |
Politics / Re: Evans Bipi Boasts About Beating-Up Chidi Loyd In Rivers Assembly by mrman2(m): 11:35pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
Amaechi, Chidi I shake all of them round I move to Chidi Lloyd, are you the one disturbing? I give am gbo. I go meet azubike(didn't hear the name clear) I give am gba. Listen carefully you'll hear what he said. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Funny Music Video Of The Rivers State House Of Assembly Shameful Fight by mrman2(m): 2:02pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
duality: I just had to laugh!!!!!!!It's hard not to. |
Politics / Re: Funny Music Video Of The Rivers State House Of Assembly Shameful Fight by mrman2(m): 11:48am On Jul 11, 2013 |
I was initially going to say what is funny about old men making a phool of themselves, but on watching the video I found it funny make I no lie. Chidi Lloyd the apako master. |
Travel / Re: Study In Poland by mrman2(m): 2:23am On Jul 11, 2013 |
Since February. Lol |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Masterminded October 1 Bombing - Okah Insists by mrman2(m): 12:41am On Jul 11, 2013 |
TRILLIONIAR: WHOEVER DID IT WILL BE PURNISHED. HIT LIKE WITH YOUR AMENkeep this rubbish on Facebook please. It's very annoying. Click like ko press like ni. 7 Likes |
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