₦airaland Forum

What makes you a student? Going to school or reading your books?

I won't be suprised if some abokis start celebrating that they now have a muslim governor. Cos according to them the late one was an "infidel"

She looks like willy willy

I am suprised that nobody is talking about the maritime industry. Sailors earn 10-15k$ per month. Marine engineers earn 5-10k$ depending on the type of vessel they work on. An ordinary cook on a ship earns 2 to 4k

1+ I remember moving around the house in my walker, I saw a rope on the wall and like every child my age, I tried to kiss.unknown to me, it was a naked wire(our house was being renovated at the time)I had a swollen lip for days.

Uncle GBAWE.
What does that name mean? Does it mean "collect book" or "fast"?

Why won't they reject na? INEC don spoil market for them na.

Masses: mr president wey the funds wey u promise na?
GEJ: make una cool down na shuo, abi una nor see say I wan build banquet hall abi no be una talk say a hungry man is an angry man?
What we have in this country is a chronic case of misplaced priorities.

Seems like etisalat is going to have to step up their game oo. A lot of people want to join the network.

My name is oluwaseunarafunmi meaning the lord has done a wonderful thing for me. What's not to like about that?

Seun Kuti you better relocate to washington, your prayers have been answered.

Mr Boateng, mr antwi, and mr kwame. Those were my best teachers. Mehnn these guys could flogg damn!!! I also remember attah mamiye the beans seller and kojo the reaggae musician. . . Nostalgia. God bless Africa!!!

urgent question about visa lottery: i want to play for a
family, but the wife still has her
maiden name on her international
passport and she is currently in
America on a tourist visa and
secondly they have a child that is not their biological child staying with
dem whose parents are late. How do
i go about it?

urgent question: i want to play for a family, but the wife still has her maiden name on her international passport and she is currently in America on a tourist visa and secondly they have a child that is not their biological child staying with dem whose parents are late. How do i go about it?

My girlfriend is actually very lucky. Her other boyfriend shares the same name with me.

you can get the form from any branch of spring bank. It's closing on the 12th of november

justwise: Migrate to live or visit?

migrate to live.

[quote author=mr_man]nice job guys. Please i would like to find out if a friend of the family(my mum's friend) can send me an invitation to migrate to the uk, What is the processing like? Thanks in advance.[/quote]

nice job guys. Please i would like to find out if a friend of the family(my mum's friend) can send me an invitation to migrate to the uk, What is the processing like? Thanks in advance.

The fact that Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?

i'm never working for a female boss or any other boss again for that matter lailai. My eye don see shege

my grandma in the village told me that it happens when a wall gehco is directly above you or passes by your bed when you're asleep.

mods!!! This is not fair oo. This lady needs our help. All she needs is 1000naira from 6000 people. Pls put the topic on the front page please.

www.nairaland.com/1028689/idiagbanya-osarere-needs-6m-undergo#11939275 please mods, help put this on the front page. The lady needs our help. Plssssss

just like saying i can impregnate my wife by talking dirty to her.

chiover: yoruba man he don chop bribe i know . tufiakwa

i for call you a f00l, but i am sure you knew that already.

Prof is alone on this one.

i know seun is beaf, he is also mukina2

i think seun is beaf.