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Pups are are 8wks old from a very massive male n female.. Price is 50k, location is Abuja. Contact-08061240800 (WhatsApp inc)

Na wah oohh.... Na em i de hia de wast, wia d girl dey, mk sum bdy tell dat gal say i b harry twin n ma name na garry.

I saw this nice message that is good for our youths especially
The Sexual Fast!
Daughter: (Coughs out) Hmmm…It is well o
Mum: (looks up at her, then continues picking her beans) Any gist for momma?
Daughter Looks at her) Mum, I think I am not normal anymore…like, I am sick
Mum: (Chuckles) Ojo to’ju ba ri’bi ni bii’wole. Sickiii ke! Why?
Daughter: Because I am over-sensitive. Whenever I see a guy, I have this weird feeling compared to when I meet a girl. Mum, I get worried often times if I would scale through adolescence without defiling myself
Mum: (Laughs) you are afraid?
Daughter: It seems you don’t understand mum. When I see a guy’s bicep, oh my God! If he mistakenly exposes his abs, then I would almost faint, feeling as if I should run into his strong, muscular arms and be cuddled.
Mum: And so? That’s why you are not normal?
Daughter: (Eyes widens) Mum!
Mum: That shows that you are very normal my baby girl
Daughter: I don’t understand ma
Mum: You fasted recently shae?
Daughter: Yes mum. A three-day dry fast
Mum: There was on an occasion that I prepared plantain and fried egg for dinner for the family. How did you feel that day?
Daughter: Mum, it was sensational! As if I had never tasted dodo before. I wanted a bite so bad.
Mum: So, why didn’t you get into the kitchen to get yourself some?
Daughter: Mum, I was fasting
Mum: Nice one! Son, can you hear us from there? Put off the TV please
Son: Ok mum.
Mum: As an adolescent boy or girl, don’t think it weird when you are attracted to an opposite sex. His or her stature or the likes might appeal to you. It shows that you are very normal. You wouldn’t say, you are abnormal because you can perceive the aroma of dodo while you were fasting. Would you?
Both: No mum
Mum: All unmarried people in this world are on a sexual fast or at least, that’s how it was supposed to be. Different dodo, juices, fried fish, chicken; Shawarma and the likes would appeal to them clothed in handsome men and beautiful women of different carriage but block your perception! You are fasting!
Daughter: (nods repeatedly) Hmmm…I am getting it now
Mum: the aroma could be pornography, sexy boys and girls, devilish games and all but be warned, you are what?
Both: Fasting!
Mum: So my daughter, you are as normal as anything. It means all the parts of your body are responding well but the Bible says you should keep your body under!
Daughter: Mum, for real, I can’t thank you enough. I expected you to shout at me and tie your scarves round your waist, stamping your feet on the floor saying ‘Omo yi ti pa mi’ but no! You are trustworthy and I can count on you. And that is why mum is our… (Signals to the boy)
Son: Confidant! (Both laugh)
Daughter: Bro, c’mon chop knuckle (They did)
Mum: (Smiles) Blessed children…very very blessed!
Both: most blessed mother
Mum: But never forget the lesson learnt today…(expects an answer)
Both: We are fasting!
Mum: Yes. The fast would soon be over and your dish of dodo, freshly prepared with well garnished fried egg with a chill bottle of wine would be delivered to you but first, wait! Say, I will wait
Both: I will wait!
Mum: And the Lord will bless you.
Both: Amen (They hug their mother and she blesses them)

The dog 2yrs old and very good, just trimmed the fur.. Price is 40k and location is Abuja.. Contact 08061240800(WhatsApp)

Oga welcome... Pls buy generator on ya way to Aso Villa ohhh coz u wil b needin it...

U allegedly stole 42bn naira n now u are forming illness ahbi....oga beta stop dat joke oohh. Bcoz part of dat moni was meant for d social welfare of d Nigeria pipo whom are dyin evry day just bcoz de cant afford or access common clean water.... My prayer b say mk ani of una no die naw, wen we don recover all our moni wen una steal dat time una fit DIE.

Na wah oohh.... Dis boko boiz no de finish? Got me kinda wondering if dis security agencies are always lyin abt dia defeat on terrorism.

If the lawd has said it nothing can stop it.

Nt agn....nt anoda fire... My lovely maraba

And u really had 2 take a pix right.....niggie its a condolence nt a ceremony.. Rip to dose gallant men though.

I dnt trust dat abok* governor of mine rochase, d niggie fit go concur 2 dis whole thang of givin fulani land 4 imo oohh..

I think they all right...dabbing half naked n u call it dabbing 4 christ, it is u dat sabi oohh.

And they expect u guys to use it right... Dis is crazy.

female rottweiller puppies 4sale in Abuja at a very affordable price.... Price is 55k only(last), only 2 female. Prospective buyers should call me on 08061240800(WhatsApp©)

**only serious buyers pls, sum pipo hia go just de ask u 2 send pix sote 1 ask me maka send a pix of me holding ma puppies n till naw d niggie neva reply ma last chat.. Real buyers only pls.

I dnt need to say much, the pix will do my marketing d talking.... Location is Abuja, price is 60k, contact me on 08061240800 (WhatsApp©) **no bridle colour.

Sudirnge1:
wish you luck. I hope when she litter it will be affordable for people like us that. Where is your location in abuja.

Hahahahaha.....i just got 1 n d pups will be affordable bro. Tnx

ForeverYoung197:
What is this, a curtain of nairaland admin?

Who knws

Guys please help me lets return this property to the rightful owner, i found it in Nairaland bath room near admin Block....lala do u have any idea?

If you don't love your mum as much as others do is probably because, no body took pictures of moments like this and showed... Believe me, if she did not abort you, she loves you.

The male rott i usually use is dead n d oda 1 is kinda sick and 1 of my female Rottweillers is on heat.. Am in need of an experienced stud dat has a gud litter history n powerful skull.. Abuja only pls.

08061240800(WhatsApp©)

Dis is crazy mehn.... Who gives a shit abt dis niggie's traveling schedules, and wats all d fuss abt his journey....(whu e epp). 3 scheduled trips in a week, so much for being d presido of a Nation.... Sumbdy tell dis niggie to sit d hell down n do his job or get d hell outta dia..-i knw nairalanders dat cn do a better job-

I attend.. E DEY HAPPEN MINISTRY AKA NO SHAKING

Just two remaining, a male n a female @8wks.... Taking 1st shot, dewormed and all set 2go2 dia new homes.

Price is #50k

If interestd call me on 08061240800 (WhatsApp©)

Buhari Ng.... Send Apc to 419

sheddyboyf:
Is dere a female, if any wats d cost

Their is and it cost 50k last...

Price is 60k, location is Abuja ....i dnt have much to say, if ghu like it call me on 08061240800 (WhatsApp©)

Oga pls change dem oohh.... Mk me minister of finance,petroleum and works and make lala minister of snake affairs..

This is ojoro..... Wen de woman wan em slip wit naw.... All dis kind Apc jungle justice self tire me