donziggyman:
The FaceLessMan and Donziggyman una two brain de shake kpoko kpoko.. See how una lives just de useless like used sanitary pad. Spit

Okay we know now idiot

Exempted:
The guy bin wowo ooo

Money is really good

He still worwor now guy forget all those filters and over edited pictures and videos.

The boy is really ugly with his big lips and over bleached body

Spits on his cone head

TheFacelessMan:


Some decades ago. I was a corps member.

This is how i escaped from ritualists in an enchanted forest

slowpoke get a life. Get the fvck out of here with your boring lame stories.

Jobless attention seeker

TheFacelessMan:


Your mum is too ugly for me.

Stop inboxing me with her pictures

Oga go find work no dey fool your old age here

noble2faith:


The thing shock me like shocker lo shy beat yi!. I dey even dey see person wey resemble small doctor for there!

That shitt is edited jawe

One skull miner is down

Buhari is a mad dog with no iota of wisdom and a certified slowpoke

All these people don fade na dey just wan use frog voice penetrate Africa market rubbish

Rednaxelot:
Ludo!!!!!!!!!

In Dagrin’s voice

“Mo ni dream lati believe bi Pasto Chris
But mo wa carried away pelu Efizi Ludacris“

Dagrin get bars for real bro

TheFacelessMan:


LOL. Thanks. It comes from a lifetime of reading.

Nairaland writing is actually my favourite medium of expression.

I DON'T want to be restricted to the Literature section. That's not fun.

I prefer the excitement of seeing a headline and rushing to write an engaging story based on a random headline i didn't know existed mere seconds before.

5 seconds.... i know the beginning. 10 seconds i have a good idea of the end.

I just sprinkle humour and suspense in between.

Your mumu never do?

Get a life oga, and a job also!

Ugly hoe

post=79269969:
This Tonto love to be in the news always sha.....

Well, that is what she does for a living...

Shut up attention seeker

hisexcellency34:
she no wan born another baby?

Go give her belle na

Ena own na to just dey Increase Nigeria population anyhow

Buhari is next let's give the idiot just 3 days

Abiola the coward just like his yoruba brothers

Useless sisi governor

Trash

Ugly man

Rubbish jobless kid

kheny12:
God,Satan,Hindu gods and goddess punish you all join for insulting a new born baby.

Ur papa

Another afonja future fraudster just arrived into this world.

Rubbish ugly cone headed fraudster

Westsida:



Okay, so what happened? Hope the property is still safe? Hope you didn’t send them any money?

Same question I'm asking the man

BOUNTYDOG:


You are supposed to be the seller
How come they duped you?
I think I am more interested in your story more than the policeman showing his old school zanku

Same here

Only small doctor can be compare to wizkid

AbooNasir:




Forget religion now......Health wise nkor??

There are a lot of smokers out there who live a very healthy live compared to most non smokers

The way I take hate that ogboni girl ehn

Her toto go don dey rust now sef I'm very sure cos the last time we had sex I get scratches all over my dick i had to waste 2k to plasta my penis the next day

martineverest:
if a white man made such statement,what would be Ur reply?

I rub powder for body I'm automatically a white man carry your wahala enter bush

na small thing this Buhari brother take escape gorilla sha

No swag sef. See how he's looking like Sule with small money wey e get.

Better enter Alaba tomorrow and buy baggy crazy jeans with big big shoes and 6 gold chains and 4 original fake rolex watches like 5k will get them and stop dressing like a sule

AbooNasir:




hahhahhahha I'd love to, but seriously smoke ain't good for your lungs and heart, alcohol too is dangerous to u as well..... So i won't cuz Bible say love your neighbor as yourself!!

We have 4200 religion in the world cos your religion is against something doesn't make it bad to everyone.

Alcohol is our own water in my religion while we use smoke to burn all the germs in our body

AbooNasir:





3 plates of nkwobi and one cold malt or yoghurt for u.......u speak am as e dey my mind! very boring sets, i have never watched their full video cuz of the fakeness

Can you convert that to cash and credit my aza asap?
I'm a strong man I don't do malt of yogurt but I'll manage one bottle of McDowell and 3 bottles of alomo bitters with 3 sticks of sk. Everything cost less than 5k thank you in advance