₦airaland Forum

God of thunder roasted them for a quick asun jollification...

Assorted cow meat....

The man was not ready for what's coming...

Baba ran for his dear life...

Under Tinubu and shettima's noses, a group of small boys gathered and created a terroristic group and named themselves Lakurawa, now active and operating like Boko Haram...

If failure was a person...


Dead country...

I just hope all the protesters didn't vote for the criminal president, otherwise, Ogun go kill many of Una...

U have no Single right to protest if u voted for Tinubu...

Tinubu and his slave security (NPF & NAF) should know that when Nigerians are ready to make the change, the whole of this country go crumble and no one go get power to stop it from happening, and there will be nowhere to hide for Una...

The time is coming soon - just a warning!

A friend of mine who has been going to Uyo for work lately been dey hype that state...

According to him, Lagos is no where close to Uyo in terms of organization and peace....

Him even tell me say their transportation system is in its own class, with good road...

Talk about beauty, calmness, peacefulness, Uyo beats Lagos hands down....

Him say I should try visiting, say girls dem yakpa for me wey be say I be ashawo boy...

And I believe am cos his gist and info dey always be 100%.

Dude no dey cap...

Wetin police wan do?

Na because Nigerians never ready to make it happen yet...

The NPF think say no matter the movement of the masses, dem get the power to handle any protest...

Dem think say as dem succeed for lekki tollgate massacre, dem go continue to dey succeed against any protest movement...

I swear na bcoz Nigerians never ready...

When it is time, even, the entire police force + the military band would not be safe...

The time is getting closer every morning we wake up...

Time shall tell - and the time is almost here...

Everything about Nigeria government is always backwardness...

No sense of progression. ...

Bunch of stupid people...

During Tinubu's campaign for presidency, he got on a threadmill just to prove to Nigerians that he was fit and healthy, but the number of times he has been flown out of the country for health related issues is in the book of Proverbs....

Ogun kill u and Tinubu together....

E reamin small for some of una with dead brains to realize that u have all been religious zombies for long....

Churches and mosques have nothing to offer ur life, only the creator can answer ur prayers and He is waiting majestically in ur room...

Waiting for u in ur room to call upon Him...

Leave Una pastors alone - leave their churches and focus on ur creator...

Churches are only there to make u slave, collect from u...

How many of u Christians even sabi the uses of Psalms (the book of spells)?

Una go get sense one day, and I hope it's not going to take long...

Sometimes, these things dey seem like a staged bullshitt...

People wey dey carry coke dey get caught and some people still dey go ahead carrying it...

Like, do they feel they are different from the people who got caught?

Wetin dey give dem the morale say dem no go catch them?

When no be say una be celebrity - even, celebrities wey no get strong & mighty backings no go succeed carrying it...

Drug trafficking should be a death penalty offence in this country, but no, when be say the number one citizen is their baron...

Bastards!

Dude should wrap it up with 3some this night...

Get clean babes and find a nice hotel lodge and enjoy ur night....

That's how real niggaz celebrate anything for real...

Don't have a dull birthday, dude....

I-fitness is number in Nigeria...

I don't go to gym, though, but I dey see the kinda girls that use it....

With my experience in this game, I could easily tell that they were all for parole...

Yeah, agreed...

Demons patronizing demons...

We are the demons....


Thank you, father. 🙏

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Fine, God created nature - roots, herbs, leaves, and animals and they are all for different purposes...

There is a reason for the creation by the Almighty, and that's for human uses...

Everybody knows that there are some animals that can't be eaten, tamed, and are still very dangerous and venomous, but there is a reason for their creation by the Almighty...

Anything you do in this life that contains human blood, u are already doomed in heaven and earth...

Those animals, roots and herbs are there for these uses for fvck sake!

Any spiritualist that uses human part for rituals is a fake one - the real spiritualists know that...

All fake pastors & alfas shall be put to shame in public, just like this one...

Thank you, Almighty father 🙏.


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Those that wrote and translated the Bible did so to conform with the old-time, their era of existence....

The Bible itself is crying for a reform - to be re-written to deal with this morden age...

The Bible needs to be re-written in order for it to be able to deal with the present world...

When the Bible was written, it was meant to coordinate those old times and those who were running the affairs as at then...

The reason there will forever be contradictions in the Bible is because the Bible is not meant for this generation, it was duly meant for those times of the prophets and evangelists...

This gen is totally different...

But the creators of the Bible and Christianity would not want any reform in the Bible, thus continuous contradictionas, confusions, rebellion, hatred and renegade will continue till the end of time...

Y'all need to wake up - the Bible is not meant for today's world...

It is for the old times...


Thank you, Jesus. 🙏

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Many of una go soon dey chop beating by angry mob...

Na the people wey put una in power I blame...

And the people are the citizens - na their fault...

Sneak in and get killed, motherfuckersss!

This time, killing y'all bastards would be very interesting...

Ogun kill all of una together!

Some Nigerian people need to know that they are poor, wretched, and suffering....

They want to keep everyone of u poor, that's why they always broadcast the living expenses abroad and over here in Nigeria, so that una go think say u are living an average life...

Politics has kílled this country...

Medicine after death...

Bring up this kind of protest when elections period is getting closer...

Titled 'say no to voting' , then I go know say una don ready to change this country...

The only thing I owe women is my black dick...

Anything other than that is a compensation - money that I pay u...

Take women seriously and end up like the simp that got dumped by this bitchhh...

Very soon, I shall read that 'he departs earth for hell'.

As his health has deteriorated, so shall his life be cut short...

If u return, na luck...

Majority of church goers and pastors' worshipers are not aware that their G.Os. are diabolical...

I smile whenever I see people of maturity worshipping their pastors...

E. A. Adeboye, Chris Oyakhilome, Oyedepo, T. B Joshua (R.I.P), Apostle Suleiman, including all the great pastors from the top to bottom are into use of charm and rituals...

Challenge them to come and swear by the powerful force that they aren't into juju and see wetin dem go do...

Una think say na play dem dey do at that top position?

The earlier y'all wake up and start calling upon ur creator from the comfort of your homes, the better for y'all...

Otherwise, na ur pastors una go worship till death take una off this earth...

Pastors my saggy balls...

And whatever the case, never allow anyone to tamper with ur forehead - another eye is hidden under it for those who are already aware... There is a reason why those mad pastors would want to lay their hands on ur forehead, or drop their mumu anointing oil on ur forehead...

Never allow it henceforth...

This is what happens when you have a pussy where only dick should be...

That her mouth wey no stay in one place like olosho wey dey suck dicks up and down go put her in more trouble...

How she take become a senator self?

Seems she's ovulating through her mouth and e go better make she go masturbate and cum till death...

Political olosho...

Bunch of slaves...

All I see is bunch of slaves and illiterates...

All of una dey mad together...

Stupid world destroyers...

Old news...

Something wey happen since last year...

Why they quickly tagged these particular deceased ones 'innocents'?

What made them innocents?

U can't be armed and pose like a terrorist and think u are free....

Doesn't work that way...

All these points are meaningless if nobody went out to vote...

U people give politicians the power they have today because una dey vote for Dem...

If the whole of this country decided to not vote during elections, the power the politicians held would been broken and taken, then u can fight them toe-to-toe and conquer them flawlessly...

There is a need for 'say no to voting' movement in this country if we dream for a better nation...

Until then, make una dey suffer in penury while una leaders dey wash their feet inside una mouth...

Some of y'all ain't sensitive about what's going on in Nigeria...

I don't know what is slowing down the national civil unrest that ought to have escalated in this country....

But one thing is for sure, e go happen and it's brewing already...

A lot of killings go happen among all tribes where these bandits/Boko Haram killings go just be like child's play, endsars & lockdown go be like having an appetizer when it erupted...

Una eyes go clear soon...

I'm still confused how some women take get the strength to overpower some grown ass men to the extent of killing them in physical contact....

Like, I'm not getting it...

Even if u be trained female boxer, u no stand a chance with someone like me, no matter how strong or huge she be...

That's why I no dey vex or involve myself in a fight, I avoid anything fight by all means cos my anger dey fear me self...

The only thing wey fit make me unleash who I be na when it involves defending myself against death (like this one)...

I might end up killing u for this and u no fit escape...

R. I. P. to the nigga...

The woman should be sentenced to death ASAP....

The gathering of old pussies...

Tinubu should do the same so that they can bomb all of dem together...