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Bull-cr∆p...

And Nigeria's debt wallet keeps increasing, while suffocating the citizens with financial burdens...

Loans from left and right, taking the country into a serious debt abysmal....

This IMF dey crayz...

Nothing is wrong with U, bro....

U're living a normal life...

U think u're tired of clamping on dem h$es because some people have been pressuring u to go get a partner...

But believe me, you go understand the freedom u dey enjoy now if u went the other way by succumbing to pressure...

U are not under any curse or spell, u are living a normal life...

One woman no fit satisfy me (x$xtually)...

For me to stay faithful with one, I never see any w$man wey deserve my faithfulness...

Dem no deserve am...

I'd rather give u belle and not m$rry u...

None of dem w$men deserves being wedded...

None...

Nigeria should start showing the faces of cr]m[nals like South Africa did here...

A working country will not hide the faces of cr[m]nals from the public...

That is a country that doesn't hide crimes...

This looks more like a shrine, not a church...

Omohhhh, these people have totally been brainwashed...

WT heck!

One can also think of this after him don cum...

"As soon as man cum, him come to his senses."

Life is truly meaningless...

Looks like the OP was mocking the president in every aspect he/she highlighted...

I don't think he/she meant to praise the failure pre$ident in any way...

Or maybe na me dey translate all the points wey he/she put up there wrongly...

The number of times the grid has collapsed under Tinubu is more than the collapses in Nigeria's record since 1962...

Una 'sufferness' is just about to start from January, 2026,...

Tinubu the omo ale go use tax finish all of Una...

The government go use police to enforce the tax payment on u people...

If u get car and drive and police stop u for road, dem go dey ask for ur tax evidence together with ur car papers...

By the time tinubu finish with this country, Una go look for tears Una no go see...

None of my business, anyways...

My two employees go get salary increases from January....

Una head go correct las las....

Out of 193/195 counties wey dey in the world, Nigeria carry 175...

Leaving just about 18 countries behind...

What a milestone...

The sinister intention behind the permit is obvious when it was said that users would be renewing it annually...

That is where the extortion indicates itself...

Why should I be renewing tint permit every year?

Also, it is obvious that the ill-egal IGP is being persistent on it in order to generate money for themselves...

In fact, the purpose of this is to generate money for themselves, not for any security measure...

Cos they know that tint permit won't stop crimes in the country as per say that's not the cause of crimes....

They are the cream- he- nals that are feeding off the chaos in the country...

So, why disturbing people with the tint permit crap...?!

I ain't getting no permit, make dem stop me for road make I see...

Everything come set for her inside December...

Na rûns this one wan come do for naija...

She's welcome, though...

Nigerian men self full ground like water...

She forgot to include that a man with no vein on his gbolq is a 🔴 flag...

Like me now, I gat thick veins on it but she ain't my spec...

My first impression is the front assets...

This Ajaero Aja-Igboro the president of NLC don come with his mûmû th-reat again...

Una head is north Çorrect...

Yéyé project...

Una aim for this mumu project go till leak out soon...

People go sha see una movement with crude oil transportation on that coastal road nahhh....

Well, 16 years to complete the road, all of us go still dey alive to see wetin una wan do...

Hope they've not planted dan$€rous w€∆pons inside them?

Smiles...

The officer is already in a spiritual mess...

E no go tey before him start seeing the spiritual manifestation in his life...

If U are not fortified, u don't mess around REAL masquerades....

If u do, u carry whatever cross that comes from it....

It is not about the human being who's under the masquerade, but the spirit itself...

Enjoy the hailing now, na u go bear the repercussions alone...

Nobody's gon' save ur arss, bro...

U gat problem, u deal with it urself...

Tinoobu should be the one to go and mount checkpoints on the road and be monitoring VIPs by himself....

That's the posture you portray when you're clueless about something...

Failed president having meeting with corrupt individuals...

Story for the gawds...

I've been doing this for over two decades and nothing has happened...

Though, I don't lap with known marryd women/ladies...

But all the ones I've lapped and still lapping were/are not mine...

Nothing to change...

So, we move...

There's no integrity in mining people's squlls...

Wayray people....

This is very funny....

Where is Jaruma, her kànyamàta plug?

U're on ur own....

This will serve as a lesson to other youngies who were using her as a prayer point....

Take this and keep it - your D will definitely grow after puberty...

In fact, you fit reach 30 make ur D still dey grow...

Ooh, u don read everywhere say men sesh-hual @rg@ns stop growing at so-so age, abi?

Those are just fallacy....

You just gon' have a slow growth of ur D, but trust me, u go remember say someone talk am say ur D go still dey grow even when u hit 30...

Ur case na slow growth, just like in some women, they grew buubs at matured ages...

Peace deal with ter-r@rists shouldn't be coming out from anybody's mouth...

Government having peace deal with ter-r@rists is a complete crime...

You shouldn't negotiate any deal with te-rr-@rists...

De@d country....

Bro, na 0l@sh0 you need....

Where in lagos you dey make I link u up...?

No time...

Instead, Tinubu is busy writing the Senate to approve loan of trillions niaira...

All this government cares about is money...

By the time D. T. launches the invasion, all airports in Nigeria should be besieged so that no single politician go fly out of the country....

In fact, no airline must operate by that time...

Cos I know say tinubu go wan run away....