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That was a good judgement...

No time for BS...

However, she can return to the street and start hustling like her olosho mates...

We plenty outside to patronize her market...

We full ground...

E for better make she relocate to Lagos, cos na here she go make more sales...

Same here...

Mine was even tendering herself for me to fvck her...

And she's married with three kids... WTF!

The only difference here is that mine didn't block me, I was the one that blocked her in all areas...

The curse that every man must avoid is sleeping with a LEGALLY married woman...

A self-inflicted curse is brutal and no one go wash am away for u...

So, avoid it by all means...

Olosho plenty for outside...

Fvcking shiit...

The only thing a man should expect from any woman is PUSSY...

And u men owe no one any special treats...

U should prioritize ur satisfaction...

U just have to rent the pussy by getting urself a clean hoe and hookup with her...

Get YOURSELF a nice hotel - book a clean runsgirl and seal a deal - enjoy urself with her and pay her off...

That is the only way u guys suppose dey live Una lives, but y'all think u need commitment with a girl...

Girls have nothing to give y'all except their pussies...

The early y'all admit this, the better...

But some of y'all will always be simping around...

I dey one hotel for VI like this, expecting a bitch before 4pm...

Make Una dey there dey mumu unaselves...

Una never see anything...

No be today I don dey tell Una say this country will continue going down as long as people dey go out to vote...

When election times come, stay in ur house and don't come out to vote anybody...

Let them choose themselves...

U voted and still cursing the people u voted for?

Isn't that foolishness?

And the hungry mumus wey dey come online dey pretend to be supportive of the government and go back to their shanties b soaking garri with well water, I go just read their comments and be laffing...

By the time hunger wan finish una, sense go come then...

If u ever voted ANYBODY during the past election times, u are part of the problems in this country...

One solution - DO NOT VOTE anybody...

When u paid the bride price of someone who's not a virgin...

And u hypocrites (pastors/men of God) read where the Bible says, only virgins should bride price be paid on their head...

Las las, una go scatter am and after that happened, u go discover the peace of mind u have been missing by getting ur ass stuck in that bondage una call marriage...

Most of those women y'all see don't deserve marriage, but I wonder why u people don't see it...

Or probably, u saw it and ignored, thinking u are wise...

Men wey dey marry think they are wiser, una go get brain las las...

Thank you, Jesus. 🙏


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Thank you, Holy Father. 🙏


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All hail the king 👑.

Thank you, daddy. 🙏


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Thank you, Father Lord. 🙏


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All glory to God.

Thank you, Almighty Father. 🙏


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Thank you, father. 🙏


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Thank you, Jesus. 🙏

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When I read the "two British ex-spies" part, it sounds like saying 'two chickens well-spiced'....

Mumu people, make una no go find something productive to do...

Make una dey lick some idiotic pale ass of some donkey bastard...

Mumu people...

Score counting - cultism bullshitt...

Awó ómó ale (bastards)...

Many of the boys would ignore vocational jobs to chase yahoo-yahoo and ritualism, all in the bid to seek fast riches...

Most of the girls would rather turn to runs girls than getting occupied with legitimate handwork...

Would I blame them? No!

The country is messed up by the criminals u people call government...

We need a grant to own guns in this country for protection purposes...

I don't want to go throw illegal means to acquire one...

Every individual needs to protect themselves when threatened with life, u motherfuckers...


This stupid Nigerian government should give a legal right to own guns for fvck sake...

Both PDP and APC, Ogun kill all of una!

Any criminal wey support either of u, e no go better for am!

Tinubu, and all presidential candidates, tribulations shall befall all of una together!

Y'all shall become unfortunate in this life....

Bastards!

So, what was the reason for the tariff hikes we have been experiencing since this criminal Tinubu mounted the Asshole Rock's chair?

This is a set plan to increase the tarriff in the soonest future by claiming they won't be able to fund the 'imaginary' subsidy any longer...

By that time, perhaps una go de use N5k buy 4-unit of electricity...

By the time this foollish man is done with this country, some of una go dey cry blood...

Thank you, father... 🙏


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I still dey wonder why most pastors and Alfas didn't meet and marry their wives virgins...

Smh...

Thank you, Jesus. 🙏


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So, they ignored una courtship period for that long and waited till wedding time to disagree with una union?

Make una continue...

No pressure here as long as pussies are flocking in on steady...

The pressure is more on dem girls...

Even at my age, I fit wake up tomorrow morning and decide to catch a 25-year old girl say I wan marry am...

But marriage is a total bullshitt, peace of mind is paramount...

U go fvck as many pussies as u wan and nobody go question or challenge u...

Peace of mind...

Nobody should bring any Sharia bullshitt down here...

Y'all pussies are hypocrites...

The sharia nonsense would punish ONLY the poor people, it won't touch una criminal politicians and the elites, and una go cry in the end and nobody go come save una ass...

Make una carry una rubbish go somewhere else...

Stupid motherfuckerssss...

If I enter a lady's DM, that mean say I don see my favourite food in her that I wan chop...

I present u an offer, if u gree, we go hook up...

Well, I don't stress sha, I get link wey I dey use catch fishes on steady...

This one is for the Simp-sons...

A human fossil...

Damn!

That man should be killed immediately...

They should be set on fire and watch them to die by burning from here till hell...

No room for criminals no matter the age...

It will get straightened on its own...

Nothing to worry about, Just leave am like that...

U self no go know as e go take straight up by itself...

It's miraculous, cos I've seen it with a neighbor's child and one of my friends' child for my former area...

I still dey wonder till today...

Wonderful...

Being a businessman or woman is the way to go but it is not everybody who is going to be a business person...

Most people would take a white collar job over business anytime, any day...

I have tried to eject my lil bro. from his salaried job to come and learn one of my businesses, but dude is hell-bent because he receives 250k monthly...

He has been in that company for 10 years now, and na 250k dem don increase him salary to...

But dude dey do some side runs wey dey give am extra funds without touching salary, maybe na wetin dey keep am there be that...

This lil dude is 35yo and him suppose dey earn millions by now, but wetin person go do?

Na to just leave am with him career...

Na only ur handwork, skills and businesses me I know say fit give u over a million naira monthly...

I know nothing about una monthly office work - blah blah blah...

Social media is also one of the hotcakes if u sabi ur way, plus some IT shitt...

People earning millions a month are mostly not the white-collar jobbers...

Except the bosses, and before u go reach that boss level for una office, fire go don swallow fire...

Na una sabi sha...

This is a good news...

More death to the EFCC...

EFCC is a criminal outfit, and all the officers of the outfit must die a horrible death like this criminal that was shot dead...

More of this shall befall the EFCC...

Food and your eating habits...

*Eat a lot of starchy foods at night...

Rice, yam, potatoes, beans and sodas (aka minerals - soft drinks), be eating them at late night and immediately go to bed...

Be eating a lot of beef/meat, too...

Eating chicken won't work...

Coca-Cola, Pepsi are a good example of soft drinks u should be taking regular at NIGHT.

Eat a lot of boiled eggs and be drinking soft drinks to step down...

Anytime u eat dinner, ensure u are taking minerals and immediately go to bed, even if u not sleeping yet, just climb on top bed and lie down on it...

If u can do this for a week without a break, u will start seeing changed...

Note: do not take any weight gaining drugs, cos they won't help...

Una go get sense last-last...

Nobody go tell una....