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mrPero: How many letters are in the alphabet?

While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea?

What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.
Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.
How can this be?

nabsprada: where I wan c liver insult d oga @ d top? I dey mad ni? Bt truth b told,d chairman been do small aproko o oga Pero can attest 2 dis fact...me na so so witnesses I get

Heineken: . My boss thanks mehn...na you sharp pass jor. One cow for you. But that place na my 2nd house o after C'14. Lol

noordean: ote] wetin u dey do for dia.wen u c am ?? u go greet person ? #birdsofafeather

nabsprada: #cleans ears with cotton bud#,oga P am,"we" re al ears,where u catch am

Heineken: Mehn!!! If I tell u say I no dey follow u ehn,I swear I be mumu...even as I dey inside fasting dey read this thing God gats forgive me o.

bighanz: abbeg make I lend my voice....UNIPORT In d house...who is our leader here..Bighanz ... this batch is for august or november

noordean: good morning my pple; akerry, noorsprada sorry nabsprada , pero, claroo, luvlycute,enellcy,sodiqyinka, blazinraj, Heineken. I SALUTE U ALL!

enellcy: 1.coconut tree can't reap bananas
2.cos dey are just three persons.a grandfather,father and son
3.post office
4.Friday is definitely d name of the horse

mr Pero: The rest of the soon-to-be-Otondos

We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?

How do you make the number 'one' disappear?

Heineken: Nunu
Shorter
An electric train Can't produce smoke.

Blazinraj01: 1. Mary
2. Short
3. Teapot
4. Electric train doesn't emit smoke

enellcy: thanks..my skul iz fedpolynekede..course iz econs n mgt

nabsprada: I like d way u analyzed ur choices,i blive by Nov,u'll av dt 1 place in mind...I've given dis thorough thoughts since 4eva n av finally settled 4 PH as it will give me access 2 d professional exams I intend 2 take,learn accounting softwares n vast employment opportunities. Plus its peaceful n calm,nt as noisy as oda developed states.

nabsprada: Lolz,Akerry I no trust dis "observing" o...evening house,I dnt know if its just me but d days seems 2 b slipping real fast...November will b here b4 u say "Otondo" lolz...d 1 million dollar question is,if u can influence ur posting,where will you influence it 2 n y? Or where do u pray 2 b posted 2?

2nex: ... In wc of d mths wl d final submisn of names by schls to nysc be, for batch c??