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pompido: I need some good advice and info concerning the following:

My wife recently graduated from Osun State University, Oshogbo and is due for the NYSC service year with the Batch B, 2014 set.

We've also got a kid and as such would like to submit all copies of documents stating all these to be true to NYSC for posting purposes, but due to the fact that her school do not have a functioning Students' Affairs division, we were unable to submit all such documents to them for further forwarding to NYSC.

You will get good n better information from her department. ..
No functional students affairs dept ?
How has the school been mobilising before now ?
How did she gain admission ? Tru remedial studies or JAMB ?
For me going to abuja is like jumping the gun
Go to her department and you will surely get a proper guideline. ..
NYSC mobilization procedures has really
changed
Do the needful: visit the school. .... wish u the best

nabsprada: Oga P,y do I av the feeling dt you were not just there but infact coordinated the sharing? #Looks round 4 Noordean,wetin 3 of una do 4 dt party??

I was not der o.... lol

Akerry: Lol.,..ask pero or noordean,

If she ask me, naaa who I go asssssssk ?
De Matter wey u see so, e heavy for mouth o
Chairmo no set me up o.... besides me no waka come wen u were sharing the all the Rice n drinks
DIARIZGOD o

Good Morning my correct ootondos in the making

dania30: Yoghurt9

Absolutely correct...... goood morning.... How's u

dania30: Hehehehe. Riddle of life! Na microorganisms me sabi ooo

Alright try dis one :

I can be smooth and creamy .Or I can be cool and dreamy.
Whatever suits your taste. But one thing to remember I'm made with bacterial waste. Some like me in a cup, Some frozen on a stick.Some eat me with a spoon, And some just like to lick. Some like me with their breakfast, Some as a tasty treat.
But as I said before I'm made with bacterial waste you eat.
What am I?

dania30: Yea right. Tnx Mr. P!

UR first task: Look in my face and I am someone,
Look in my back I am no one.

What am I?

[quote author=dania30]Hello! I'm dania. Microbiology graduate #teamaau[/quote
Dania I welcome u to this great house.....ull not regret being a part of us

1. What kind of ant can count?

yokiti: 1. Cucumber
2. Voucher
3. Money

NUmber 2 is wrong

Akerry: if u ask me...na who i go ask...mr pero... Dis is not for C14 i think

Mr chairman. ...... It's for us

Akerry: AIRPLANE OR WITCHCRAFT...true or yes?

WRONG! !!!!!!

1. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
2. What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
3. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow ?

The letters below represent a common phrase. Can you figure it out?
FJRUISETNDS

What has four legs n flies in the air

Good morning my people. .... m always loyal

MY bro the sause : pepper, Maggi, tomatoes, add salt to taste...... Lololol

A special report research done by scientist indicates that farting may add years to one’s lifespan, as well as improve quality of life.

According to the research report, frequently releasing gas from the body may remove toxins, as well as make the body feel lighter and happier, which will in turn give a feeling of relaxation and youth.

It is also alleged by these scientists that farting relieves stress, cures migraines, and may be highly relevant to weight loss.

These scientists also claim that it is a well known practice among celebrities and notable figures in history, claiming that farting regularly is the key to the ever youthful look of music great Pharrell Williams, as well as the reason why footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is able to jump so high in the air to nod balls from aerial crosses.

As it stands now, me I wan live long o...... let it begin

What a friend we have in Jesus
All our sins and grief to bear
What a privilege to carry
Everything to God in prayer
Oh, what peace we often forfeit
Oh, what needless pain we bear
All because we do not carry
Everything to God in prayer!

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged
Take it to the Lord in prayer
Can we find a friend so faithful,
Who will all our sorrows share?
Jesus knows our every weakness
Take it to the Lord in prayer.

Are we weak and heavy laden,
Cumbered with a load of care?
Precious savior, still our refuge
Take it to the Lord in prayer
Do thy friends despise forsake thee?
Take it to the Lord in prayer
In His arms, He'll take and shield thee
Thou wilt find a solace there.

noordean: sebi na drink, viju go do am for mi

LOL...... viju go purge u ooooo

Akerry: since u did not specify d type of drink....me don dey drink 7up oo....hahahahaha.

My chairmo, Hehehehehe. ... 7up dey high u ? No b tat one I mean o... paragaa tinz if u understand Wat I mean

He who drinks gets drunk
He who is drunk, sleeps
He who sleeps, commits no sin
He who commits no sin, goes to heaven
.. so drink n go to heaven
Happy Sunday!!!!!!

noordean: oga mi, u don forget ur boiz for here

I no fit can't do that....... m always loyal

Gooooooooooood Morning my people. ... I greet u all

OOooooooooooooooo my god I fo doñ die.... Nairaland my luv, woke up on sunday morning to find u not by my side... for a minute I couldnt just take my eyes off the fone... was I dreaming ? No!!!!! My luv has gone for real.... I stood up n sstarted searching for u in all the rooms ( actually searching for network all round the house) bt no fragrance of yours could I even perceive .. I restarted my phone severally all to no avail... alas!!! It struck me, she has been taken..... I got sick so sick tat my real world became worried n suspicious cos I was always checking on my phone every Tyme.... BT ôôga@top , may ur days be long oga seun brought her back. ...
Pls dont leave me Again coz I truly luv u
Dis is Mr Pero
Minister of information/ riddles n inspiration
I hereby sign in and welcome u all back to the house. .... miss u all

dnacrystal: !

meaning wat naa

He's d only 1 talking directly to the president amongst the G7.... Mr Govnor, people who live in glass houses don't throw stones... Respect is reciprocal... Wat u plant is exactly wat u will harvest.. Who knows 2mao... U might even bcom president... Ope u will tolerate all u r doing now

The defection of some aggrieved governors of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), to the opposition All Progressives Congress (APC) will not in anyway affect the chances of the PDP or President Goodluck Jonathan’s rumoured re-election bid in 2015. This is according to elder-statesman, Tunji Braithwaite.

In his reaction to the development, the elder-statesman said, “the mass of the people has learnt that the corrupt tin-gods in position of power over them have but feet of clay, who must be resisted for the benefit of the polity. Therefore, the people are now restive and ready to take our destiny into our hands and grab the bull by its horns.”

“2015 (election), as contemplated by the prototype corrupt politicians, is going to be a gnashing of the teeth shocker for all of them, because we have thrown down the gauntlet that we will not allow any more charade election in 2015 unless and until we have given ourselves a truly home-calibrated constitution.


Founder of the defunct Nigerian Advance Party, NAP, stated that while these corrupt prototype politicians, obsessed with their lust, are jockeying on an election that would not hold, Goodluck Jonathan, by sheer power of humility and in recognition of the mood in the nation, appears unruffled by their worthless manoeuvres.

“He, instead, remains focused on his purpose to change Nigeria for the better. He says ‘okay’ to Sovereign National Dialogue, where Nigerians can, on our own, chart our destiny. He can take such a foundational step because he has no baggage full of horrors, unlike others before him in government,” Braithwaite said.

“The issue now is not even whether it is PDP, APC or what have you. There is hardly anything to choose from among these groupings. Rather, the issue is who can be trusted in the ongoing revolution? Put differently, who reads correctly the yearnings and aspirations of the Nigerian people? he quipped.

“Some say, ‘let us have a dialogue to sort ourselves out, more so as the people demand it.’ Others, without thinking correctly and in a total disconnect with reality, say, ‘no, no.’ It is like a man jumping before an unstoppable train, after leaving the platform heading to its destination

Its better to repent genuinely and forget about the whole issue...the trust is always so hard to get back... Basket mouth once said maturity is the ability not lie bt not say d truth. 99percent of men cheat in marriage... Its 'almost' natural. i

In law, its not neccessarily who is right or wrong... The judge makes judgement based on facts before him... So the onus is on any of the parties to prove dier point BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT...