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Dear ladyboss1,what can you do to help me!! MOST OF THeSe PROBLEMs ARE APPLICABLE TO ME xpecially that confidient to face beauriful gurls face to Face.


NOT THIS ONE OO.
Ok Dear!
Pls since when have you been living in UK?

LadyBoss1:
Yh its been good

LadyBoss1:
*shrugs*

Why don't and no!!

LadyBoss1:
No pls dont I saw it

Am good Dearie!! Did u checked ur mention about a reply i gave to one of ur old topics or should i repeat it

LadyBoss1:
Howdy

Evening

LadyBoss1:

Obama's plot to show heaven is with him/God is angry with OBAMA.

njuwo:
TEXT CHAT:: Boy: I'm coming to see you honey, I dont care about the high gas prices or nothing I'm coming no matter what. Girl: Awwww Okay I'm fine love, get ready baby Boy: I love you, I cant wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now Girl: Okay but hunny I'm on my periods, just letting you know incase.... Boy: My car just blew up, I cant come to see you ... Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does.... Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so i cant come, I'm sorry.. Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my periods. My panties are just looking too red... Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart Girl: Shit! I'm really on my periods...just did not notice the blood..... Boy: damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again, i wont come!!!!

sakiti Bobo

5k

chomytex:
She's cute.













Btw how much she pay u for advertisement.

In what way

Sveen:
The uncle is right.

Evangelist/missionary

I Heard this shocking true life story from my friend and i wish to share it on Romance section!

It goes thus:
There was an uncle called uncle james and his sister Tayo[i forgot to ask if they were still existing ].
The sister had been searching for job for more than 6yrs and she was unable to get one.
Last year,her brother heard an advertisment that there was vacancies in one of the best company in Nigeria{Cocoa House} and she told her sister about the job! Tayo was very very glad but something was bothering her mind "will they give me the job this time"!.


She wrote an application letter to the company,she was asked to come for the interview with her CV.
She was very happy,the next morning,she woke up early,rushed down to the state where the company was located!!.
On getting there,she was asked to stay outside cos some people were already there before her arrival!!


After some hours of waiting,she was allowed to come in,she entered and she met the staff in charge,the staff checked her CV, He shouted"WHAT A EXCELLENT RESULT"
She was indeed happy,thinking she had already secured a Job.
The man said,Your results were very very excellent BUT!!:
<After the girl heard but,she was already panting>,
the employer said but you must do me a favour,She said but what favour can a poor girl like me offer you SIR.


The employer laughed out loud,he said i will carry you out for a day which might cost you just A single Night.
She was like 'but sir i can't do this am a true christian and i'm a sunday school teacher in my church and already got a FIANCE"
The reply the employer made was "Anytime you are ready to spend a night with me,you can easily come and secure the job, You are dismissed!!!"
she went home and narrated the whole story to her uncle. YOU WILL BE SUPRISE WITH THE UNCLE REPLY
"THE UNCLE SAID YOU ARE MAD AND A DISGRACE TO MY FAMILY"
"Your stupid boyfriend,had he ever bought you a PANT talkless of getting you A Job,if you can't spend a night with the emplyer then leave my house".

Help this young Holy Nigerian!
Assuming you are the one,what will you do and what will you advice her to do!
THANKS$

Lols,if not with the grace of the GOD'S,Will there be anything like NL!
He will soon feel the hand of GOD on the forum negatively

alienvirus:
Some disappeared Long time ago. They were not missed. Do you know how many people are on this forum?

Seun what is the meaning of all this,even if you are a muslim,and so If u don't create it! The xtian on the forum will disappear before ur eyes

Morning!

tohpahz:

Disgrace to womanity!

Should i give u my forum password

mikketech:
I will get you a Google adsense account within four days and it will be displaying ads.

and I also have 4 accounts ready for sale.
ads already runing on them.

vallyconcepts.com
glamplaz.com
miketechng.com
thinkersrule.com

interested in any of the offer contact me.

Dear ladyboss1,what can you do to help me!! MOST OF THeSe PROBLEMs ARE APPLICABLE TO ME xpecially that confidient to face beauriful gurls face to Face.

Ok Dear!
Pls since when have you been living in UK?

LadyBoss1:
Yh its been good

Ok! HOW WAS WORK TODAY DEAR

LadyBoss1:
Not sure Think because of the arguements * shrugs*

Akpors tried and tried but could not find a job, so he gathered all the money he could squeeze out of friends and family, and opened a tiny local clinic with a sign outside that read “GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.” A dubious man walked past the clinic with the sign and thought it was a great opportunity to earn 100k from whoever put up the sign, so he walked and the following drama took place:
Dubious Man: I have lost my sense of taste Akpors: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth
Dubious Man: Ugh..this is kerosene.
Akpors: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k (The annoyed Dubious Man goes back after a few days to recover his money)
Dubious Man: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything Akpors: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Dubious Man (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste
Akpors: Congrats. If you remember that it means you have got your memory back. Give me 20k. The fuming Dubious Man pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Dubious Man: My eyesight has become very weak Akpors: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k Dubious Man (staring at the cash): But this is 20k, not 100k Akpors: Ah congrats, so you can see how much, meaning your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k! You can’t beat an Akpors!!
One word for Akpors

Am good,SORRY EHN$ ,romance chat central had been locked,WHY?

LadyBoss1:
Im ok
Bit tired tho, u

How have u been

LadyBoss1:
Lol

Bro! When you love someome,you must agree that you ought to Die for him/her if call for.

During church marriage,if you are a xtian,you will be asked "DURING THE PERIOD OF SUFFERING AND ENJOYMENT,WILL YOU ACCEPT HIM/HER?" IT's a pity when the suffering comes,that is when you see some marriage beign cut off/destroyed!!
During the period of Hiv/Aids,that is the time she needs you most.It is only when you two are sexing that you can use condoms so as not to contact the virus.
In a Nutshell,i don't encourage people to marry those people that have contacted the Virus.
All i'm saying is,those people that have already married should never think of breaking the relationship cos of virus.
If you do so,THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON UR SOUL COS IT IS IN THE BIBLE THAT A XTIAN IS EXPECTED TO MARRY ONCE AND IT HAVE TO BE 1WIFE=1HUSBAND!! And in marriage 1+1=1
THANKS!

Dygeasy:
Would you sever all sexual ties if your partner was infected? God forbid.

Ladyboss1 come see

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MAYBE NA AKUDAYA THE POLICE SAY LIKE THAT! MTCCHEW!

Why did the Mods closed the "Romance section chat central derailers" CC Ishilove,Seun,lalasticlala,Obinoscopy