Lalami3232:

People will say, no advantage in marrying as a virgin. Others will say, virginity doesn't guarantee been a good wife. Now make i analyze am for una:
1. If your babe/GF/wife/fiancee had sexual discipline, she for no open leg upandan for other men.
2. If virginity doesn't guarantee been a good wife, does sleeping with multiple men guarantee it?
3. You don't need to spend money on DNA test, especially for your first child. But when you marry a non-virgin, bros it's a must
4. She doesn't know if you're the best on bed or not because no competitors. But your non-virgin woman know say Tunde and Ismaila sabi knack pass you
5. You tend to trust her 100%. If she couldn't open legs upandan when she dey single, bros E go hard for her to start in marriage.
6. You no need sexual enhancing drugs to satisfy her engine, but with a non-virgin, oga you need tramadol and burutanshi
7. No fear about her womb working or not.
8. No fear of ex trying to get into her pant one last time.
Bros, the advantage of virginity is too big abeg. Its just like using a new car to compare a tokunbo.... For those of you who are non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, I sincerely hope you make amends by educating your children about the danger of premarital sex.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga you're very very very lucky oooooooo. Treat her like a queen because you're eating fresh food and not stale food

Na your post I being dey use eyes find

Coz na expert you be on this matter

helinues:


What's the colour of your bitterness?

Same color of your stupidity

helinues:
Fishes are yet to finish from the river

Mushrooms sometimes self dey taste like meat. I have missed Olu and Isapa soup

That's how you zombies will keep adjusting to the point of death while still licking the asses of politicians.

Meat is now out of reach for you zombies, una don enter fish and mushroom, when these ones too go up, una to chop food with no protein to chew.

Werey say mushroom tastes like meat, LMAO 😂

Very idiotic zombie

Hemanwel:
How is this possible? Let's bring it to perspective:

N8.5m × 5 days = N42.5m per week

N42.5m × 4 weeks = N170m per month

N170m × 12 months (1 year) = N2.04b per year.

N2.04b per year?? Again I ask: how is this possible when you are not a footballer?

Are you ok?

You're comparing footballers to top CEOs/businessmen

Who dey pay the footballers?

Who own the clubs they play for?

Which footballer dey Forbes list amongst billionaires?

MakindeHassan:


God bless you. I’m tired of how Nigerians talk. All the smarts people have japa from Nigeria and those lest behind are not ready to move forward.

I’m happy it has dropped a little but what was the exchange rate before APC. Why will someone be giving himself hope from the back and saying inflation is a global thing forgetting Naira was the worst performing currency. Why can’t we compare ourselves to the top countries and benchmark our performance to theirs.

Dull mediocre accepting people full naija honestly.

Mediocre people always vote in mediocre to rule them.

How can you be in a burning house and say everything is alright.

If only most Nigerians know how bad a double inflation figure is, they won't be this docile and subjugated.

JASONjnr:


This economy crisis is a global one.... But Nigerians always point fingers to it's leaders......

Simply because they refused to sub their DSTv to see global news.

Well, I guess all countries are have an inflation of over 30% right?

US inflation went from 2% to 3% and they're panicking, ours is over/around 30% and you want us to believe its a global thing.

Our currency was one of the worse performing currency, and u say its a global thing. Well thank God the currency is now performing.

We know there's a global crises but our leaders make up 90% of Nigeria's problem.

Lalami3232:

In this life eeh,bros try to make money. When you get money, you automatically become funny, good looking and a spec to people.
While Ned is bagging some of the best women worldwide, another OP in the other thread dey complain say he legally married wife no dey kiss am . Life dey balance, na you no stand well!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

funshint:
This could be another western media propaganda against China.

Dey play

Coz d ones dey do in Nigeria are also western propaganda

These people just dey manipulate members,

Where in the Bible was this written?

timmydrogba:
I had to post this because there was an argument on here on a guys thread about people who keep dogs.
It’s crazy it even happens to “owners themselves “ in supposed saner climes. I’d rather keep four ekukes than a dangerous dog after all ekuke Dey loyal to who Dey give ham food. 🦴 🥘

My two cents 🤷🏽‍♂️🤝

All pets with teeth, even ur so called ekuke do that shit. Cats are even d worse.

If a person dies locked in with their pet for days without anyone coming to evacuate the body or feed the pet, the pet will start eating up the dead body out of starvation.

That's the one horror of owning a pet and living in isolation

DrAda:
I warned you all. Now sit back and watch how your lives will be adversely affected by these decisions. In case you can't fathom it, here are some of the ways

1. Health programs in Nigeria may get less money.
2. Disease outbreaks might be harder to control.
3. Vaccination campaigns could be disrupted.
4. Health safety measures might weaken.
5. Other countries might stop supporting WHO too.
6. Nigeria may need to handle more on its own.

It’s clear this decision will have far-reaching consequences for everyone.

Update
Many are still wondering how this will affect us directly, here is an example

WHO is a non-governmental organisation and responsible for a large chunk of health initiatives that are free worldwide. The largest funder of this organisation is USA.

Now that the US has pulled out and others may follow, all hell will now be let loose. You may start paying for things that you took for granted eg immunization, TB drugs, HIV drugs etc. Now, you may be thinking, I don't have any of these diseases so how does that affect me?

Well, the last time I checked, noone exists in isolation. Every day, you must interact with people, same goes for your loved ones. Now imagine anyone of them being exposed to someone who either is a carrier or has an active infectious disease that couldn't be addressed due to lack of funds? What do you think will happen? And when they come visiting or interact with your kids etc, can you imagine where you as the provider will end up in? Can you now see how you may be affected by this?

Is Nigeria not a shameless and a useless country?

It keeps waiting for aids and behaving like an hungry orphan while the whole world know how corruption and looting is it trademark.


Trump (USA) is tired of becoming father Christmas and indirectly catering for shameless countries like Nigeria

AntiChristian:


Yeah! Just as it doesn't affect Joseph the adopted father of God to marry baby Mary!

And Yahweh 32 virgins girls from war booty in Numbers 31: 40.

Same way allah and Mohammed give their terrorist warriors that die in battle 72 tight virgins per head

Una heaven eh, enough lashing for full there o .

Mohammed probably has over a thousand pussies at his disposal

AntiChristian:


Did the quality of the government during Jesus's time cause him to hang himself or John the Baptist to be beheaded?

Did the quality of the government cause Job's family to killed and his properties destroyed?

Don't mind that guy

The quality of the government didn't cause Mohammed to marry a 9 year old, he was above the government.

Nonexisting1:
Brother, you did the right thing by putting your family and rent before girlfriend. The truth is that she got angry but didn't break up with you because of that. She broke up with you because Emeke South and Onyii Holland are in town now. By January, she will be back begging and it will be up to you to accept back a pussy that is currently being fuccked mercilessly now. Those abroad returnees spend on them recklessly just like they also fucck them recklessly and dehumanizing them. That girlfriend you love and pamper, if you see how they fucck and press her breast now, you will shed tears. The same girl that was shy to succk your dick is now kneeling down to succk a dick somewhere and receiving heavy slaps on her nyash on top of that.

Ah! 😱

Omo

AntiChristian:
Yes we no dey chop Christmas food! We no dey greet or respond to even the greetings!

Same as burial, new year, easter and all birthdays food!

Even if na gaari we get we are pleased!

To hell with your demonic and idolatrous celebrations!

We dey chop other normal Christian foods like naming, wedding or other foods!

Christmas is demonic - Pastor Olukoya

Christmas is idolatrous - Pastor Kumuyi

Àwọn alatenuje ifunloran wombiliki wobia

I guess Mohammed that married and slept with a 9 year old wasn't demonic

Serendipity2023:
LAGOS AREA BOYS

There are several area boys at my bus stop who always hail me each time I am passing.

"Senior man" "Senior man"

"Your face show"

"Show us love naa"

They do this daily. It has become disconcerting.

I ignore them or would wave at them at times.

I am considering giving them something one day.

But I am afraid it may not end and may open a floodgate of bizzare outcomes.

And I don't have funds these days to waste.

These guys sit all day doing nothing

I wonder how they feed.

Maybe God feeds them, for God can do all things.

I know street credibility is cool but...

How do I handle this?

Don't give them 1kobo.

They're tools used by politicians to destroy this country.


Those vagabonds will not smile at you when election comes.

Zombies: (Helinues, CyrusIV, Yarimo Madridguy, Legendhero) what have y'all got to say?

Nice one!👍


Pls also clamp down on open defecators, it's becoming an eyesore. People just shamelessly shit anywhere

This man sees himself as Nigeria's Messiah

Helinues, CyrusIV, Yarimo, bunch of zombies will be hiding from this post

Willie2015:


Wetin Alhaji fit do

If FG and NNPC wants functional refineries.

And you think Dangote no get his foremen for these two bodies you mentioned?

U dey yarn like say na one sane country u dey, no be this same naija

trium:


I may need to remind you that Dangote actually bought the refineries under Obasanjo and Yar Adua reversed this.

Same thing I'm saying, the man desperately wants to control the production of fuel and now that he has his own, he will put up a fight against anything that will seem like a competition

Willie2015:


Just imagine all the four ...
refineries are working ...
I doubt if anyone including you will remember Dangote...
Let focus on FG and NNPC and tell them to do the right thing...
Dangote is just a private businessman...
He can make any decision as deem fit...

And you think Dangote will sit idle and allow our refineries work

Quelme:
Nigerians are chronic tax defaulters.

They don't want to pay tax but yet want their country to look like Germany.

The little they pay, that has the useless government done with it? Loot and spend lavishly

richie240:
Hehehehehe.....'alfa' ko, 'bita' ni.

Wetin all ur 'alfas' for ur generation dey look before a 'bita' became ur plecident?? Ehn??
Were y'all sleeping??

Zombie, carry ur iranu go another side.

I no get una energy

Helinues, Yarimo, CyrusIV, hope you guys also benefited from this extravaganza abi una still dey sacrifice

The posture obviously shows who is alpha among the two men

Prophesy when Nigeria go better, then, I'll take u serious

paxonel:
There is a growing Nigerian population who are becoming wise. Unlike their parents who fell victim of ideologies originated from religious myths
she researched the bible to discover this truth. She is absolutely right.
Unlike our parents who never bothered to research but accept everything that comes out of the mouth of pastors
researching the truth does not mean that you are an atheist.

Proverbs 29:2 When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.

What is happening to Nigeria today is not something new in the history of mankind.

There is nothing like this government will favor me and my house alone. We all face the consequences of choosing the wrong leader equally.

All the testimonies you see in churches that pastor prayed for me and i get favour and miracles, are all fake.
The truth is that, luck visits everyone randomly at it time .
But first, you must position yourself where the luck will meet you

You've said it all.

People are becoming wiser by the day, no more sakamanje, dey want to see evidence.


Me, have stopped going to church, I still believe in God, but I won't let those fleecing pastors fool me.

If prayers really build a nation as those pastors make people believe, Nigeria would have become eldorado.


My anger is that these pastors go to developed countries and see that those nations were built by conscious and synergetic effort of both leaders and the people, but they come here and say pray for Nigeria.

Pathetic!

CJStarz:
Nobody should blame him
He was a child then.
25yr old is still a child, in my own reckoning.

He was a simp then, not a child.

25 yrs old is a grown adult.

Useless simp

He didn't hide the money in his mother's name


Him mama for reject the bastard, but many mothers no get that bad heart.

peterboro:
After proper investigation and if the court has found them guilty.

Though they always have the pictures with their face(s) already taken with them holding that placard. But they can only post that of their face only when the court has found them guilty.

I don't think so, if court finds them guilty, they're no more under the control of EFCC but prison correctional centers.

Probably when ones that show them backing the camera is when they're first arrested.

And the ones showing their faces is when EFCC has finished carrying out their investigation and wants to take them to court.