₦airaland Forum

khia:
Hey! What's up homegirl?

Nothing! Flood in Texas look dangerous !

ifoundmyperfect:
Undoubtedly...

Okay shiny lips!

ifoundmyperfect:
Okay...
Thought as much...
I'm no MrChima...

No you are not! Chima is a man!

vjsmiles:
How much does that expired gala fetch you a day?
Ama double it as many times as you want but just promise me you wont allow your kini smell to escalate to my nose again..
Aswaaar sma pay double
Goat again no offe?nse

Were you fvcked by a bull?

ifoundmyperfect:
I'd take that as a compliment...

Trust me that wasn't a compliment!

khia:
But You assumed that I was Nigerian/African.

Hey Khia!

ifoundmyperfect:
Nice thread... Can't date anyone... I've found my perfect.. If I hadn't, I still wouldn't date any lady or suppose lady in this section because they all strike me as actresses following d same boring script...

Bro...why do you have on lip gloss?

DarkkRebel:
its obvious you have never been to the 4 walls of the classroom

what is 'Ebola Fluid'?..is Ebola secreted in the glands now?

come ...spread your legs like its yoga and lemme tongue-fu¢k chima's playing ground.

It is obvious you haven't left the village!

vjsmiles:
and this old woman still wonders why Chima wont suck her tomatoes again..
Dear nairalanders can you suck a woman's kini that smells of rotten tilapia?
Goat no offenseom

Were you dropped as an infant?

DarkkRebel:
you are not even elated that a Greek God like me would wanna enter that dirty hole

I've seen your ass before and its not Impressive.
your boobs are the same size of a Tylenol pill too so what are you fronting for?

idi0t jump on the bed now and lemme pump you like a Sulaimon the vulcanizer

I will rather drink ebola fluid.

vjsmiles:
enough with the "bish" word ma'am
It is gettin drier than my monkey shhhitttshhhittt

Bish.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You and your boyfriend mark are the number one culprits. [/color]

(Singing Shabba)

I was sleep!

marcondo13:
Story! Then, explain why any time a Nigerian guy enter any Accra or Kumasi Nite lounge, the babes are falling all over them, is it the power of d wallet or the power of the junction box?

So you are saying Ghanaian men don't have money?

Bullshit.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]My thread [/color]

I am innocent!

remsonik:
Babe chill. I was only urging them to let you be.
They are not Mr chima

You didn't see my teeth? I don't take NL serious

DarkkRebel:
What is " keep wallowing in your demise' ?
how can someone keep wallowing in his/her demise? .

your vocab is smaller than a cup of jewels. either that or you just learnt the words- "wallowing and demise" today.

anyway. how much for one night? :
Don't worry, I deliver a quadruple times better than that sexual slouch called Chima

Keep wallowing in your demise bish.

DarkkRebel:
.
quickly tell me your price. e-slut

Priceless...e-love-vendor

remsonik:
Why is everyone attacking mrschima.
Well she has a hubby who tolerates her and all her so called inadequacies

Swerve!

Truckpusher:
Lime only.

You drink your beer like an old lady?

spongeisback:
Back or front bitçh?

. Neither bish!

Truckpusher:
Your nuts?

You want them salted?

spongeisback:
You're right! When you die.

You first bish!