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RomanceRe: He Saw A Positive Pregnancy Result In Her Room. by MrsChima(f): 12:53am On May 30, 2015
xtervaganza:
hahahahahahahah wetin I do you ooo





You sha wan taste from my goody bag grin
You are still claiming that piece of sh1t good?

Yoruba men can't lipsrsealed.
RomanceRe: Pic: Boyfriends Will You Accept This From Your Girlfriend?? by MrsChima(f): 12:51am On May 30, 2015
tellwisdom:
"nwoke", no be awoke. Burger don finish u
I can't control the auto correct feature on my device! I know it is nwoke but this dumb phone doesn't!
RomanceRe: He Saw A Positive Pregnancy Result In Her Room. by MrsChima(f): 12:49am On May 30, 2015
xtervaganza:
these hoes ain't loyal
You don come again? tongue
RomanceRe: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by MrsChima(f): 12:44am On May 30, 2015
kinglekan:

Hiaann!!!

Do you leave in a labyrinth? shocked undecided
(Falls off okada)
(Wig flies off)
(Fowl flies off with wig)

You owe me a wig! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Do This? by MrsChima(f): 12:43am On May 30, 2015
2dice:
uhnn... **LIEnus
Why you think I would lie about a dresshuh
RomanceRe: Pic: Boyfriends Will You Accept This From Your Girlfriend?? by MrsChima(f): 12:41am On May 30, 2015
tellwisdom:
Bia wannyi, u don greet me today??
How far awoke?
RomanceRe: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by MrsChima(f): 11:55pm On May 29, 2015
kinglekan:

You bet. wink cheesy
The key is under the flower pot on the right of the outhouse.

Knock 7 times for the gate man to let you in and give him this code written in Greek...I dey a fool. You should use the key in the 8th lock and gbam!
RomanceRe: He Saw A Positive Pregnancy Result In Her Room. by MrsChima(f): 11:42pm On May 29, 2015
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RomanceRe: He Saw A Positive Pregnancy Result In Her Room. by MrsChima(f): 11:39pm On May 29, 2015
babyosisi:
Who keeps a stick they pee-ed on for 7 months?
A woman is dating a man,carries belle from elsewhere,does a pregnancy test,it is positive,she keeps aborts the baby but keeps the positive test within reach for 7 months

Sorry I don't believe this story

FYI most women pee on the strip and throw the stock in a nearby trash can the next minute after reading it
We don't keep it as a trophy
Please ladies,do pregnancy test strips now have a date of when test was taken
Since when
its been a while I did that kain thing
I took one 11 months ago when I found out I was pregnant! I didn't have a calendar on mine! I think he meant the expiration date of the test! grin

Exactly! When pregnancy test has a calendar on it? How would he know that it was 7 months ago? grin
RomanceRe: He Saw A Positive Pregnancy Result In Her Room. by MrsChima(f): 11:34pm On May 29, 2015
Okay...she had an abortion or could have had a miscarriage .

Abortion is not the only way to lose a baby! If she had a miscarriage then she is not a liar.

JudgementalNigerians sef!
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Do This? by MrsChima(f): 11:30pm On May 29, 2015
2dice:
what of the skimpy dress ... u ladies adjust ...
I don't wear skimpy dresses.
RomanceRe: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by MrsChima(f): 11:29pm On May 29, 2015
kinglekan:

Confirmento!!

Hope he would be away for months? grin
You need a place to sleep? grin
RomanceRe: Pic: Boyfriends Will You Accept This From Your Girlfriend?? by MrsChima(f): 11:20pm On May 29, 2015
oshe11:
dats y I dnt giv a fvck.......Terminus!!!



And so U no my bubles cnt b burst dat easily!
You be robot? undecided
RomanceRe: Male Doctor Injecting A Young Lady! How Right Is This. by MrsChima(f): 11:15pm On May 29, 2015
Ologunjude:
Get your point. I believe female doctors should take delivery of babies with help from female nurses. I sometime wonder how Muslim men manage in such circumstances.
Why should a Muslim man care? 9 out 10 Muslim/non-Muslim women were fvcked or looked at nude before marriage by a man!
RomanceRe: Male Doctor Injecting A Young Lady! How Right Is This. by MrsChima(f): 11:11pm On May 29, 2015
Obinovictor:
Una dey talk of injections, what of male doctors that deliver babies. The whole every-every will be exposed, will you shoot the doctor?
All my babies was delivered by a man. He was in my toto and saw my boobs to do boobs exams...my husband was unfazed!

Some men are just foolish sef!
RomanceRe: Pic: Boyfriends Will You Accept This From Your Girlfriend?? by MrsChima(f): 11:05pm On May 29, 2015
oshe11:
my gf knws she wudnt dere, kos its ha loss nt mine........ Lotta gals on d queue waitin to replace ha..... Bt she loves me n wudnt say such unless she is joke........(jst lyk Booharry)
Sorry to bust your bubble....you are replaceable as well.
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:50pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
Me? Not really.. I just saw the pics on the internet..

Am based in Nigeria...
Oh ok.
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:48pm On May 29, 2015
Jayjay0:
Op asked a question and I answered the question how does that make me a fool??
Or will that stop me from taking her life??
You will be a fool if you get used by a maga with the expectation of being her sole man. grin

Kill the bish it won't change sh1t!: grin
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:40pm On May 29, 2015
lyntiffany:
Nah! not at all, just that he's taken wink
You be his wife?
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:39pm On May 29, 2015
MrLayih:
But you already have an application there grin,dont worry you will be admitted
I have seen yours on top! tongue
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:37pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
Heheheheh, you need to see Halden Prison in Norway.. 80% of Nigerians would long to live in such environment tho.. shocked

Imagine a Nigerian in such prison, threatened to be deported.. That Nigerian will cry his/her eyes out...
Yup lives in Oyinboland?
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Last On Bed by MrsChima(f): 10:36pm On May 29, 2015
icedbeatz:
Mrschima what is it? why do you have to be raw all the time, take it easy.
Are you my daddy?
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:21pm On May 29, 2015
MrLayih:
i see say u don go prison before...
Not yet! grin
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Last On Bed by MrsChima(f): 10:19pm On May 29, 2015
mekzyjoe:
seriously menn u r crazy grin cheesy
You have no idea how crazy am! grin
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:17pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
No way! I don't do married women oh! Make I kolobi lyntiffany way never marry! cheesy
Who is Tiffany? angry

Are you afraid of the Mrs?
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:15pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
Heheheheh, ever wondered why whites and African Americans commit crime after leaving jail? Not so in Nigeria oh! A hardened criminal would have repented after spending quality time in Nigerian prison cuz s/he wouldn't wanna go back there... grin cheesy
Exactly! grin

The yanks treat jail like a hostel!
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:13pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
For where? I no fit fight woman way dey chop 3 plates of akpu at a go! cool cheesy undecided
You can handle my ample Ikebe! wink
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:12pm On May 29, 2015
Let's this be a warning! Don't expect water from a desert!
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:10pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
Yes but not as harsh as the one that will kill someone for maga-ring him sha... cheesy
Nah...Nigerian prison dey harsh! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:09pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
grin grin grin grin grin

Do I look like Mayweather to you? undecided

Go and fight your husband Ronald! cheesy
You are stronger! grin
RomanceRe: Guys What Would You Do If She Tell You This After Sponsoring Her Education (pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:04pm On May 29, 2015
francizy:
Which kain bad mouth be this?

grin
Too harsh? embarassed
RomanceRe: Pic: Boyfriends Will You Accept This From Your Girlfriend?? by MrsChima(f): 9:53pm On May 29, 2015
I like that! Go girl!

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