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Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Do This? Say The Truth. by MrsChima(f): 3:24pm On May 26, 2015

I don't rape men.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Do This? Say The Truth. by MrsChima(f): 11:55am On May 26, 2015

cyprus000:

Romance › Re: Light Skin Guy Vs Dark Skin Guy, Which Do You Prefer Ladies? by MrsChima(f): 11:47am On May 26, 2015

I bet the dark guys are foaming at the mouth! grin

Romance › Re: Light Skin Guy Vs Dark Skin Guy, Which Do You Prefer Ladies? by MrsChima(f): 11:45am On May 26, 2015

Most of my exes were darker than me. I dated a guy that was darker than midnight. lipsrsealed

The only way I saw him was when he smiled or blinked!

Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Do This? Say The Truth. by MrsChima(f): 11:35am On May 26, 2015

Yes..I have. It is not a big deal.

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Romance › Re: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by MrsChima(f): 11:32am On May 26, 2015

foxxynik:
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Dude..... Swerve!.... I'm quite busy!

You are busy? Being a dumb ass? Ha!

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 11:22am On May 26, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Laughing for 3 hours? You are schizophrenic. You really should stay off those hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements or better still check into rehab. You see why I termed you 'Mrs Alzheimer Parkinson'?

Still LMAO at 43! grin

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 10:58am On May 26, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

You are 43 and I am in my 20s. Are you that poor at arithmetics, cougar? Embrace who you are.

LMAO at 43! grin

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2nd minutes later......LMAO! grin

3 hours later.....LMAO! grin

Whoooooowwee that was some funny sh1t! grin

Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies by MrsChima(f): 5:40am On May 26, 2015

12. Plots poison all Nigerian men. wink

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 4:45am On May 26, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Exactly why you became a cougar.

I will have to be older than you to be a cougar dumb ass.

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 1:21am On May 26, 2015

ronald4lif:
Desist from being surmisable until I jam you in a closet, then you'll have a different perception.

I have made some who hold similar perceptives confessed to Igbo men natural endowment and sexual prowess.

I have encountered every Nigerian tribe except Hauda that have sworn they have the biggest phallus and agile sex prowess and I haven't been proven wrong YET.

I will have to give Kenyan and Congolese men the torch. lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 12:59am On May 26, 2015

ronald4lif:
Me boy?. Even with the gigantic size of my phallus

Igbo men aren't known for large phallus. lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 12:49am On May 26, 2015

ronald4lif:
Otherwise what?

Take me to the cleaners

Don't try me boy! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am New Here, Say Hello To Me by MrsChima(f): 12:34am On May 26, 2015

Ngozi247:
I am homophobic

Oh well.

Romance › Re: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by MrsChima(f): 12:34am On May 26, 2015

foxxynik:
. . . Dude, Try And Be Sensible!

Why don't you try it?

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 12:32am On May 26, 2015

ronald4lif:
This one that mrschima is on this thread I can bet she's waiting to initiate tiffs and remonstrations.

Abeg madam na joke ohh

You better be glad you are Igbo.

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 11:59pm On May 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
If you marry me I will take that shyness off you

Polyandry is illegal in Nigeria.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am New Here, Say Hello To Me by MrsChima(f): 11:57pm On May 25, 2015

Am gay.

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 11:50pm On May 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
Would you want me to help take that shyness off you ?

How?

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 11:39pm On May 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
You should know you are one of the outspoken female romancelander

I am not outspoken. Am shy ooo

Romance › Re: Is 1 Million Naira Too Much For A Bride Price? by MrsChima(f): 10:51pm On May 25, 2015

SmH. I don't know why men bish about not dating a wh0re but will marry a wh0re in the name of bride price.

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 10:46pm On May 25, 2015

tosyne2much:
I'm surprised the outspoken female romancelanders chose to be silent

Why don't you name names the few of us haven spoken.

Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MrsChima(f): 9:20pm On May 25, 2015

I don't blame the guy...I blame the woman. If she doesn't care about herself why should he?

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Romance › Re: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by MrsChima(f): 8:24pm On May 25, 2015

foxxynik:
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Why not get urself a new brain?.... The one u're using right now's stupid!!!!!!!

Lame. Why don't you take your own advice nigga?

Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by MrsChima(f): 8:12pm On May 25, 2015

I wish some of my clients can join NL because this is some bullshit.

For those who have failed Biology 101. Menopause simply means depletion or reduction of ovum production and decline of hot mines such as estrogen and progesterone. The average woman . Produce approximately and not limited to 300,3000 eggs in her lifetime.

In some rare cases women before middle age will experience menopause or pre-menopause. It really has nothing to do with age because a woman can be 70 years old and still can reproduce.

If you don't want an older woman..you don't have to be with her. Just make sure you get chick that will stay with you when you experience dead Dick Syndrome aka erectile dysfunction and impotency.

Men in their 30+ are more likely to have prostate cancer and scrotum cancer...date them at your own risk ladies!

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Romance › Re: What Do Nigerian Men Love In A Woman? by MrsChima(f): 7:25pm On May 25, 2015

baralatie:
Telling lies ke?
oyinbo men telling lies are hustlers!

Nigerian men understand the woman NEED the romance well,well.
why do you think some men are have relationship problems!

What is oyinbo men have to do with Nigerian men huh

Romance › Re: What Do Nigerian Men Love In A Woman? by MrsChima(f): 6:49pm On May 25, 2015

baralatie:
they were 'high' in love and had celebrity of the celebrity to grace the sumptuous tying of the knot.

you have to give a good score to Nigeria men for proving our romantic expertise outside the shores of this country.at least we are not been selfish!

our Nigerian women are undeniably satisfied with our romantic resources!

Telling lies to get what you want isn't romantic in fact it is pure deception.

Romance › Re: What Do Nigerian Men Love In A Woman? by MrsChima(f): 5:59pm On May 25, 2015

baralatie:
I want you to know on firm authority that beautiful, sexy cape verdean virgins find Nigerian men romantic!

Were they high? undecided

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