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RomanceRe: Jamaican Guys Treat Girls Properly! by MrsChima(f): 8:49pm On May 19, 2015
WORLDPEACE:
i speak of all kinds of marriages. God, Amadioha or ogun ordained.
You speak of marriages that has nothing to do with God....big difference.
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 8:40pm On May 19, 2015
joe17:
yeah yeah, fine, u win,. That's it
Good boy! kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Married Babe Looking For Mature Naija Guy Ontario Canada by MrsChima(f): 8:11pm On May 19, 2015
Ipledge:
lol,abi Make she relocate come newyork...I also do women tongue
This ho.
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 8:04pm On May 19, 2015
joe17:
was that really necessary? huh
That bullshit you have posted before wasn't necessary. undecided
RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by MrsChima(f): 7:26pm On May 19, 2015
Medically speaking, it is impossible for a woman to be pentrated stiffly without being aroused and it is pleasurable. I believe OP is exaggerating but I am sure he is tired from pleasing her excessively while having
To work outside the home.

She is also trying to get pregnant which explains the constant demand for sex.

If a man is fatigued even one round of sex is going to be exhausting!

Shame on you OP for creating a super story.with alternate account.
RomanceRe: In Need Of A Serious Relationship by MrsChima(f): 7:16pm On May 19, 2015
reminiscing:
I am in need of a serious relationship.interested ones should please reply.I am a student
Focus on your studies and you will thank me!
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 6:26pm On May 19, 2015
lefulefu:
no fit follow a dwarf woman like aki and pawpaw.... grin
dats scary grin
Dwarfs need love too! grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry FAT Man? by MrsChima(f): 6:23pm On May 19, 2015
Eeeew. Imagine a fat man trying to pent rate toto!
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 6:15pm On May 19, 2015
lefulefu:
pay a woman to rape me? grin grin grin grin grin grin
e never reach that level oo grin
So you take anything even Aki and paw paw type women?
RomanceRe: Jamaican Guys Treat Girls Properly! by MrsChima(f): 6:12pm On May 19, 2015
GoodFaith:
MrsChima:

Pleas answer this question
If a girl do mouth action but the Dhuh
didn't go between her legs
is she a virgin?
I am a virgin anally, orally, and vaginally. Yes...it is possible to be a virgin in some areas and not other areas.
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 6:03pm On May 19, 2015
lefulefu:
i wont complain if a woman like dat rape me oo cheesy
see as she looks delicious cheesy
na only if a mama iyabo look alike type of woman try rape me na im i fit vex and report to police cheesy
You couldn't pay a woman to rape you.
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 6:00pm On May 19, 2015
Enegod:
Die? undecided undecided

Lets consider Life Without Men?

What would happen if all the men suddenly vanished! grin

DAY 1 Without Men

The electricity has stopped, the grid went down and the lights went out, dish washers quit working.
The few female engineers and technicians who work in utilities, mining manufacturing, transportation,and other industries are unable to cope with the scale of the problems. grin

One week without Men

The water and sewer systems have failed in most communities. Natural gas has stopped. Homes have lost heating.Without deliveries of food there are shortages..
Many women are already going hungry.The food in freezers rotted when the electricity stopped.
Cars stop working for lack of gasoline. grin

One month Without Men

City women are starving. There is no economy. Some have banded together in girl gangs going from house to house m fighting and killing for remaining canned food. Stores have been looted.
On a few farms, some farm women are still eating and farming, but fuel shortages will soon stop their tractors The government has collapsed.
Medical care has pretty much disappeared grin

One year without Men

A few women are still surviving in cities,finding caches of left over food, cooking on fire woods. Buildings are falling apart.Several cities burned after the firemen vanished.
There are no surviving vehicles that still run. 90% of women have died. Some farm women harvest a few vegetables by hand. grin grin

Ten years without Men

The death toll is over 99% worldwide. Few women have formed small tribes and learned to hunt,particularly women who were from rural areas. grin grin

100 years without Men

The last woman died 50 years ago.
Nature is reclaiming the planet. grin grin grin
One hour without women:

Haba! Who dey watch kids? (Calling Brother Ade) Hey brother can you watch my kids for some hours? I must report to oil field in 20 minutes.

Brother Ade: I am sorry brother I can't find my wife or housemaid. I need help too brother!

(Both men cried on the phones for some minutes)

Brother Ade: Oh...you still on phone? Sorry! (Hangs up)

One day without women:

Brother Ade: I am tired! I have worked hard, cared for the kids, cooked, washed, and helped with homework! I can't deal with this any longer!

God! I am sorry abeg where is my wife?

One week without women:

Brother Ade: ooh I need some punny! A man is starting to look good! (Slaps face 2x) Non-sense! I want to feel a woman!

Abeg! Where are the women?!!


Without men the world would be a better and safer place! 89% of the crimes are created and implemented by men. Famine and diseases are engineered mostly by men. Drugs and alcohol were created to pacify and coddle whining manbishes.

Womp!
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Girls So Dependent,to The Point Of Parasitism? by MrsChima(f): 5:08pm On May 19, 2015
philcupid:
[color=#990000][/color] thumbs up *carries you shoulder high*proud of you
kiss
RomanceRe: I Am 39 And She Is 20. So What? by MrsChima(f): 5:06pm On May 19, 2015
DaPhoenix:
If a woman came here with the same problem, would you advice her to do the same thing?
No.
RomanceRe: I Am 39 And She Is 20. So What? by MrsChima(f): 5:04pm On May 19, 2015
The rate of HIV/AIDS in the Black community has increased by 60% since Monday.

And many said ALL Nigerian men believe in marriage. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Girls So Dependent,to The Point Of Parasitism? by MrsChima(f): 4:55pm On May 19, 2015
Thank God I don't depend on no man!
RomanceRe: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by MrsChima(f): 4:53pm On May 19, 2015
Publicity wh0re.
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 4:48pm On May 19, 2015
Enegod:
women don't know how to be women anymore angry

Still pooing! angry
Men don't know how to be men ever! Die! Die!
RomanceRe: Jamaican Guys Treat Girls Properly! by MrsChima(f): 4:46pm On May 19, 2015
WORLDPEACE:
There are different kinds of marriages recognised by Nigerian law as there are different ethnic groups with their cultures and religions. Christians are just one of the groups. Nigerian men believe in marriage.
Regardless of tribes and religions...there is one marriage ordained by God, which I speak of.

I guess the answer to my question would be no based on your vague answer.
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 3:23pm On May 19, 2015
Enegod:
you—> feminist?
seriously, I'm going back to poo! angry
Yes..I am. Proudly so! smiley

Please shit until you die. smiley
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 3:17pm On May 19, 2015
joe17:
i bliv u said dat fr mere public consumption, within u u meant otherwise. Forgive me, buh d truth is d hypocrisy of feminists can't b measured.....yes, I generalized.
You need to deal with your mommy issues. Real talk! undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Charged For Raping Sleeping Man (photos) by MrsChima(f): 1:30pm On May 19, 2015
Enegod:
The pathetic thing is feminists would just laugh this off. To them, it is hilarious but when it happens to a woman it’s an outrage... angry angry
As a feminist...I don't see any thing funny about it. Keep generalizing! wink
RomanceRe: Jamaican Guys Treat Girls Properly! by MrsChima(f): 1:24pm On May 19, 2015
WORLDPEACE:
since we are speaking in stereotypical terms, yes. The average believes in the institution of marriage. How they are expected to act in it is the only area of disagreement. We are not like the jamaicans( as they've said, not me) who don't even like marriage.
Just because people gets married doesn't mean they believe in marriage. Marriage is ordained by God and those who are married for the right reasons are blessed! Many people including Nigerians do not respect the covenant of marriage and abused marriage for their own gain. Esphesian 5 speaks great volume of a Christian married family and many do not follow that order. So again....all Nigerian men believes in marriage...the real kind?
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 11:51pm On May 18, 2015
Elmuaz:
Then tell us what is good for you people
Money. grin
RomanceRe: HORROR: Nigerian Lady Finds Out Newly Wedded Husband Has 3 Kids Wt Another Woman by MrsChima(f): 10:51pm On May 18, 2015
demmy0325:
...ehn na... Yoruba guys r nice.. Lets gv Us a try...
LMAO@Yoruba guys dey nice. grin grin
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 10:17pm On May 18, 2015
Ruq:
I'd say you been humping mostly with rapist if you've to witness all that.
Swerve! undecided
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 10:17pm On May 18, 2015
funlord:
e be like say na mad gorilla this madam dey lash! Which reasonable man go dey do all this ones 2 U?
Shaddap! cry cry
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 10:16pm On May 18, 2015
Enegod:
mr chima is wicked... You have suffered! grin
What make you think I have experienced this? undecided
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 10:14pm On May 18, 2015
Enegod:
but mine is bigger than Mr Chima's kini tongue
You wish!
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 7:02pm On May 18, 2015
Ruq:
Ladies who value the nutrition in it.
The nutrients is for the zygote and not for human consumption.
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 7:01pm On May 18, 2015
Biting the clit. Is not good either
Peeing on us is not good.
asking us to watch you jack off isn't good.
ducking on the toes isn't good.
biting on our assistance isn't good.
RomanceRe: 9 Things You Should Never Do While Having S3x by MrsChima(f): 6:53pm On May 18, 2015
Ruq:
Some ladies offer to do the swallow you know.
How many ladies you know will happily swallow condensed piss?

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