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Who hijacked my sis' account?!!!!

Fainted! I rebuke thee from my sis' account!

Women wouldn't need make up if they consume these:

Fruits with antioxidants and rich in various vitamins/minerals
Green veggies like spinach, cabbage, romaine lettuce, and broccoli
Drink 8 bottled of purified water with minerals
Exercise at least 30 minutes day doing simple activities such as walking or riding a bike
Moisturize the face DAILY after cleansing.

Cucumber slices are good for puffiness around the eyes and keeping the darkness to the minimum.

You do that and make up is far from your sight.

I read somewhere on Facebook that if a woman cum during rape she wasn't raped. What the Bleep? Rape is rape is rape!!!

islamrules:
I dont know why.

There is no work in London, a friend of mine did his masters in Portsmouth in the UK. He came home just because of that so-called NNPC interview.

He lamented the type of broken assss Life they are leaving in London. Most Nigerians in London are now coming home to look for Job. There was a vacancy of 80,000 per month in my office, I was so surprised, the guy quickly rushed it (I cant even file for 80,000 naira Job in this Lagos, na transport money you want use am pay or house rent)

The good thing about London is you see them taking pictures with nice cloths in a nice place and post it on facebook. Although there are social infrastructures that are way better than that of Nigeria and above all "LAW".

UK is racist and so is America however you will find service jobs faster than you would corporate jobs unless you are owning a business.  

A friend of mine in UK said he works for the same company more than 10 years and white guys coming in getting promotions after six months.  I told him what do you expect in a racist arse country?  

Is it me or somebody slipped and busted their head?

A few threads ago that one person said Nigerian guys are cheaters and liars.  Now on this thread Nigerian guys are faithful and responsible. 

Do I need to go back to sleep sha?   

Da Doctor:
durling The deed has been done but i will ensure i give her TUCHA TUCHA to drink and sleeppppp permanently
Hope you wont tell her? Dont oh! So u can own me to yourself all alone

Slap yourself out of the dream. Nollywood isn't calling you.

Da Doctor:
My love dont mind Mrs Chima My second wife. She keeps making me feel bad but she is fun to be with sha
YES!

Aww. Did it hurt? What else he made you do?

Da Doctor:
I DELEGATE MRS CHIMA TO DO THAT. HE NEEDS A SOUR ONE!!

@Mr Cork Pls close your nose and just 'LICK ON' It is vinegar taste. Enjoy it

Were you raped as a child by a male babysitter? Tell the truth.

Would one of you heffas PLEASE give Mr. Cork some punny! I will pay you! Seriously!

Don't listen to him. I am sweet and gentle.

The way these men bitching and crying over the site holding their pissy diapers. I don't know about women being the weaker vessel.

Women have men paying for PUSSY but the women supposed to be dumb. Hmm.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=737549.msg8940557#msg8940557 date=1313555878]This is fun.
*ordering for more pop-corn*[/quote]You may want to postpone the popcorn.  I am about to take care some things and bid Seal I mean Ville a good morning in his area.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Mrs.Chima please, keep talking . I always yawn when I am interested.}
[/size]

Good.  Keep being interested.  

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima
Yea! u know that am a cutie LOL cos every black man don't look like seal you dream of all the time at night, feel me?

You know you are ugly when SEAL looks better than you.  

you know booty is spelled with an y not ie and make sure you use @ for a in la

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Go ahead darling n' tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.}   [/size]

That's easy.  What I know about Ogaga4luv in 10 seconds?

10 He
9 Has
8 a
7 very
6 dry
5 dusty
4 withered
3 unprofessional
2 bad
1 perm

LMAO@Tosinville is a cutie


That is the joke of the YEAR!

It would be. Have you reaching for shit not there.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Why don't you slip into something more comfortable. . . ,  like a coma.}   [/size]

Then how are we going to chat on facebook?  

Not only Tosinville is the EPITOME of ghetto this nigga got a fakecubiczornia dollar store sparkler stud on his left ear lobe thinking he is JAY Z.

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima
I wonder why you like talking as if your entire family are from the ghetto? as a matter of fact, you're an XXL and you know that yourself LOL

And you know you are broke, poor, black, ugly, and can't get a Nigerian girl to date you.  

Accept it wholeheartedly.    Those white girls love them ugly black men.  

Look at Heidi Klum  

I won't talk about your whole family. Your mother was good enough.

My facebook name is bootylicious goddess la mode

Broken relationships needs to stay broken.

He is not mixed. He is darker than molasses shit.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{You're not to blunt  darling. . .you are okay ? and i strongly wanna say that dude is just like a kidder all the time lol} [/size]

Why are you covering up for these wussies?  

pleep:
they all have the same writing style!!!!!  

queen eve

And you say you don't have the chat time.  Hmm.  Lying right isn't your strongest suit eh?

REALITY101:
No Mrs. Chima No one is hurting here btw it wasn't me u were talking to. Just that u sound to bleeping ghetto for my liking "ya I knw u ain't giving a bleeping fly bout tho" and seriously u don't deserve a bleeping word from me. The way u talk about peeps mom makes me believe u were terribly abused by your own mom "just maybe" adios madame

Again Reality, I don't give a bleep what you think about me or what you don't like nigga.  Think all you want it still won't change what is said and what I want to say. 

I talk about other people just not "moms"  I am abused by those other people I have talked about? 

Adios these nuts nigga. 

LMAO@you ghetto for not talking about the boy momma

My phone doesn't have facebook apps sorry.

Mrs.Chima is too blunt huh?

Wussies.