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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by MrsChima(f): 12:51am On Aug 12, 2011
fatling:
Well, you should be at WORK if you have one. According to you it's the middle of the damn day.
Were you counting your village time or my city time?  Where do you see MIDDLE OF THE DAMN DAY in my post?  Exactly.  Reading is fundamental.  Next time read before responding. 

Those who WORK do not sleep ALL DAY. cool

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=729685.msg8898044#msg8898044 date=1313025320]I suggest you do the same and stay OFF MY NUTS.  It is day time on my end of the WORLD. 

You should be snoring for WORK the next day if YOU HAVE ONE.[/quote]
Romance › Re: Mercy Johnson About 2 Commit Sucide by MrsChima(f): 12:40am On Aug 12, 2011
Attention:

Koyoke was seen drinking rat poison and writing his Last Will of Testament to Mrs. Chima.
Romance › Re: What Is Your Height Limit For Dating? by MrsChima(f): 9:37pm On Aug 11, 2011
over 5'11.
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 3:54am On Aug 11, 2011
Finally! Take your jobless arse to bed!
Romance › Re: How Well Do You Trust Your Spouse! by MrsChima(f): 3:47am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=72573.msg8898221#msg8898221 date=1313028929]^^^
admit it your backside is small[/quote]You want me to lie? shocked

You admit your dicker is tiny then I will admit something truthful. cheesy
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Is Ugly What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 3:43am On Aug 11, 2011
Baby daddy is a man that a woman have kids with and isn't married to him.    cheesy  Just thought you should know seeing you a little rusty in the American Lingo. 

Seeing I don't have illegitimate or bastardized kids running around I wouldn't have a baby daddy.   cool

Come on. Smile. I see a spot. grin
Romance › Re: The place of your dreams For your Honeymoon by MrsChima(f): 3:41am On Aug 11, 2011
bknight:
while u'r @d bahamas and a newly wed ask u to suggest a place to have different sex too, kindly remember maiduguri! tongue the fear of being bombed in d act heightens excitement too grin
Not everybody have sex on their honeymoon. undecided
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 2:45am On Aug 11, 2011
Return those items you have looted. They have your black arse on CNN.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel When You Are In Love. by MrsChima(f): 2:25am On Aug 11, 2011
Did your mother called you wowo when you was coming up as a child? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 2:21am On Aug 11, 2011
[size=66pt]LMAO[/size] grin grin grin cry cry cry grin grin grin

Where is that damn cat? grin grin grin grin grin

A minute ago, you was begging for my email address and wanted to mingle with me. Now I am a single parent living off government funds. grin grin grin grin grin

I would need a child to live off government funds and secondly i makes TOO MUCH money to even get a free hand out. Now YOU on the other hand I can write you a referral to the local pantry in UK.

I suggest you wait until the looting is over.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 2:17am On Aug 11, 2011
9jafetish:
How about African American men?
They are right along with African men.
Romance › Re: How Well Do You Trust Your Spouse! by MrsChima(f): 2:16am On Aug 11, 2011
LMAO@SMALL nyansh. grin grin grin grin grin

You wish.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by MrsChima(f): 2:15am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=729685.msg8898025#msg8898025 date=1313024865]^^^
Dey there dey pokenose for another person matter no go sleep.[/quote]I suggest you do the same and stay OFF MY NUTS. It is day time on my end of the WORLD.

You should be snoring for WORK the next day if YOU HAVE ONE.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by MrsChima(f): 2:04am On Aug 11, 2011
Oguga wants you? undecided undecided undecided undecided

I see I will have to help with the new glasses.
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 2:01am On Aug 11, 2011
amefi:
Yeah, the race is nw to the swift. Pls send it on bestjon5050@yahoo.com


I already hv a red card i can go anywhr in d world without a visa.
Aww Bleep! I got an email about a dying uncle needing $89,000 USD and send it to a private bank account in Switzerland from that email address!

Security!!!!! Scammer!!!
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 1:59am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=H-Star89 link=topic=731993.msg8897952#msg8897952 date=1313023301]im half igbo lol[/quote]Aww damn! I should have told you he loves Igbo girls. Oh well. He will be on you until you beat him off with a stick. Good luck, mi chica!
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Is Ugly What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 1:54am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=729798.msg8897981#msg8897981 date=1313023980]I laugh in Efik[/quote]You should. They say sadness increases uglyness. cheesy
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 1:53am On Aug 11, 2011
lefulefu:
cmon just accept it that many white girls these days have natural big bootys grin
As long as YOU like them all that matters. My opinion shouldn't count. cool
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 1:52am On Aug 11, 2011
9jafetish:
you have an issue embarassed no offence.


btw it's jamiacan/carribean men white women go for not african men. sorry
That I will definitely agree with. They love them some Jamo men for real. Jamo and Carib men definitely dominate the oyinbo women on the East Coast (America).

African men are in the top five but Jamo/Carib men are the first pick for many of them.
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 1:32am On Aug 11, 2011
He is looking for a green card. Just so you know.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 1:31am On Aug 11, 2011
lefulefu:
girl you should step out into the real world
many white girls nowadays now have ikebe and even bigger ones than you black women grin
i see a lot of naija girls today with flat bootys especially the igbo chicks in the uk grin
Thanks to their plastic surgeons. lipsrsealed 2% oyinbo chicks with a bump doesn't put a dent on the 80% black chicks.
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Is Ugly What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 1:29am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=729798.msg8897865#msg8897865 date=1313021632]^^^
As ugly as you?[/quote]You mean as ugly as [size=66pt]YOU?[/size]? Maybe. lipsrsealed

I would have to be ugly in order for him to be ugly as me. wink
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 1:27am On Aug 11, 2011
amefi:
Aunty, where is Tejas?

u mean my 18'' cork? U wud b glad u did it
No thanks. I like being STD AND HIV/AIDS free. cool
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 1:05am On Aug 11, 2011
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=731993.msg8897821#msg8897821 date=1313020730]^^^
guy e be like say you wan nack Mrs Chima Akpako[/quote]Go get laid. undecided

amefi:
I'm nw single n ready to mingle wt u.
Only thing you will be mingling is those nuts between your legs.
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Is Ugly What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 12:23am On Aug 11, 2011
He is ugly.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 12:19am On Aug 11, 2011
lefulefu:
did a white girl snatch your husband from you? grin grin
LMAO@ANYBODY taking Mr. Chima  grin grin grin grin grin   A chick can't take what doesn't wants to be taken.   cheesy

Mr. Chima isn't into wet dog smelling women nor anything resembles to cancer glazed leathery corpes.  

He likes black women who typically have ample curve in the lower back.   wink
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Friend's Parent? by MrsChima(op): 12:12am On Aug 11, 2011
Married men aren't my style.  I could send you a fee base referral if you like?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 11:50pm On Aug 10, 2011
LMAO@oyinbo men won't date Nigerian girls.   grin grin grin grin

Oyinbo men DESIRES Black women regardless what country she is from.  It is the looks and stigma that keeps them from EXPRESSING it openly. 

Oyinbo women do not care what people say at some extent when they are seen with monkeys black men.  It is a pride thing for many of them. They feel accomplished that they have snagged the most prized possession a monkey. I think someone said earlier that too many black men humping anything with a hole these days and not getting something with substance and quality unfortunately.

That's why you see PLETHORA OF WHITE women with black men OPENLY than you would see black women with white men openly because black women typically do not date outside of their circle INITIALLY until they have no choice but to.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women If U Love White Men Just Go Ahead And Date Them by MrsChima(f): 11:46pm On Aug 10, 2011
ogugua88:
What's the difference between that minority of women and the minority of men looking for oyibo wives? huh
Oguga! Oguga! Oguga! How many time I called you? Tell em ooo

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