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Why can't she be 34 and single?

Is there a problem with women who want to marry late in age?

[quote author=Ms. Garri link=topic=643079.msg8098098#msg8098098 date=1302486417]Chima dear,

Why u go put me and Mr Cork? If we are a couple, Im sure we would fight every single day! [/quote]It is my nomination and I am sticking to it!

Don't worry Mr. Cock will take good care of you if you just give him some punny four days out of a week plus some head.

You are still scanning my toto for your face?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8097561#msg8097561 date=1302476957]ermm Madam, u shuld be lucky I want u.   I usually have class! [/quote]I am begging you to PLEASE let me be [size=44pt]UNLUCKY.[/size]  I would even pay you!  I am attracted to high quality and substance.  No offense.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8097540#msg8097540 date=1302476756]well I nyansh anythings anf by the way, ama gentulman!! [/quote]Someone that looks like you shouldn't be picky. I understand. Good luck though!

I guess I have 77 x 6 more of forgiveness to do huh?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8097440#msg8097440 date=1302475536]Mrs Chima, 4real. I love to Nyansh you anyday, even though u r fat!. madam, we need to link [/quote]You are proud to announce to NL that you are so desperate to even Bleep a fat girl? Interesting.

redsun:
U should know what oyinbo means by now ms chima, unless of course  u are one of d westernize sis. Some how u gave me d impression u are oyinbo,albino, but i am beginning to doubt it,hence my need for clarification from u.

You can't detect sarcasm MR. CULTURED.  By the way, you need to take clue from the other chatters to know that YOU or any sorry arsed mofos doesn't mean poo to me. 

Keep guessing who and what I am.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8097139#msg8097139 date=1302472168]Ok Mrs Chima. I apologise. U r not fat. You are slim. U happy now? [/quote]I would need to see your REAL death certificate and I would be happy as a gay man in a pool of dicks.

adamsrib:
I'm okay Cuz. We've been without power since Friday night.
So hubby sent me to sis in law house until it comes back on. I dont think I'll ever get used to this.

I see you've pulled out the lighter and hairspray lol. I got your back, I'm rolling 3 deep with a big tub of vaseline.

Lawd! Not the vaseline! Girl! You gon get us locked up!

Aww. I know it is hard being without light and not been able to turn the AC on.

redsun:
Then does it mean mrs chima is gay like i thought d first time i took a peep at her profile? Keri in her words,makes her hot and she is suppose to be a woman.

I prefer the word dyke. Thank you very much.

Basseti:
What God has joined 2geda, why would I come in bw?

And where did u guys get the idea that I am female? Someone referred to me in that gender yesterday and I just let it slide. I must be missing something?


@ redsun

U dont have to know who Keri Hilson to prove that U are well travelled.
But I have to say this,  the girl is HAWT!!!!! U need to check her out LOL. Those legs will make a monk think twice about celibacy vows

You are right knowing who Keri Hilson is doesn't mean you are well traveled however he was boasting the fact that he is well traveled and cultured.  He knew the pop culture and events around the World.  So he should have known who is Keri Hilson.

redsun:
Ms chima,did i hear u say u are oyinbo woman in d ghetto?

Is that what Akata mean? My bad! No offense to the white women in the ghettos.

Hey Cousin!

How you be girl? What the weather is like now?

LMAO.

redsun:
Lest i forget,are u so use to black cause now that u think u can freely use that bolded word.I bet u think u are black now?Abi u be black basher self like sarah?

Name calling doesn't bother me. I am more concern with you putting your hands on me. I am ready to Bleep a nigga up with my lighter and hair spray.

Katy86:


Poland belongs to Easteurope.

Thank you! But this mugu want to say it is West. SMH.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8096240#msg8096240 date=1302464429]Why?  So u can paste  my picture all over on your Bedroom wall? [/quote]I asked you to produce a picture OF ME to solidify your claims as if we met and took a stroll down memory lane.  

It doesn't matter because I am not interested and why don't you stalk another chick.  Seriously.

tom28:
Ms Potato b4 i answer your question let me let you know that there are lots of Americans who scam as well.Many of them are involved in credit card scamming and insurance fraud.The reason that the West love to brand all Nigerians as scammers is just for the reason they just cant accept it that black ppl are that intelligent using scam to fool a white person because according to white ppl"s theories the scam business is a complex game used by highly intelligent ppl to manipulate their victims.White ppl believe that blacks have an inferior IQ hence they get baffled that more and more of them are getting scammed by nigerians hencing putting a dent on their theory about blacks having an inferior IQ and hence that explains their frustration and their determination in branding all nigerians as scammers.I am nigerian and i live in the US and anytime they ask me i always tell them i am nigerian because i am not ashamed of who i am and if an american says all nigerians are scammers i could as well tell him that all American men are serial killers and gun slinging nutjobs.You in here defending white ppl and u just the type of nigerian who would throw a stone at his own brother.

I agree that there are American scammers however some of those "Americans" are African immigrants.  The fact that your very own people are boasting about scamming and deceiving other people are not helping Nigerian/African images either.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8095984#msg8095984 date=1302461852]BABE.  ermmm madam, may i remind i that Mrs Chima is Fat & she aint hot.   sheeers!!! [/quote]Produce a picture and prove it. I still do not WANT YOU ugly boy.

redsun:
Who is ken hillson?U don't like u listen to  what the likes of sarah palin will listen to.

Don't tell me u are a redneck too.

LMAO 

You are supposed to be this WELL TRAVELED and CULTURED nigga and you don't know Keri Hilson?

Keri Hilson is a RNB singer and she is black.  I highly DOUBT Sarah Palin cummed up arse will listen or is listening to KERI HILSON.  She is most likely to be listening to I AM SAM and Green Egg and Ham audio tapes with her simpleton arse.

Hey Mz Black and Beautiful!   

I am good.  I am so loving yours!  You know I am a bit [size=2pt]Hot[/size] and I need some [size=2pt]dykin[/size] love. 

Hush cockblocker!

My wild side turning you on suga?

(playing Keri Hilson's Turnin me on)

gohome:
funny, only 9ja ladies dont think so

She is not Nigerian.

You go first.

So are you.

I vote for Ms. Yam/Ms. Potato and Mr. Cock.

Jaybee,

I saw that punk!

redsun:
I bet this is not your real nature?Or are you a trailer dweller?Don't get me wrong,i am just trying to get things straight.

[size=44pt]Womp, womp, and womp[/size]

Dear Ex,

Fluck you.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Chima

That looks painful!

Sorry. I fell asleep. Oh shit I missed the fun? Oh well.