₦airaland Forum

FTBOY:
is mrschima too a lesbian? so what's with the 'mrs' address

Enegod:
*grabs one part of her yansh*

funlord:



No _bitch this is how you got into the code red zone! You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection, but unfortunately the 2 SUB PAR- PRIMATES you refer 2 as mom and dad should have realised that 2 wrongs _fucking each other could never have made a right! Now as I usually tell stank hoes like yourself regularly, kindly go away because I was looking at something better than you! As far as YOU are concerned the only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger! Shalom riff raff!

Enegod:
*spreads mat*

Darkrebel666:
i hope your menstrual fluid doesn't find its way out as well & marinate my post.

word on the street is that you apply top-bond glue on your loose cavity every morning to prevent it from spiting asunder.

remember what i told you yesterday? menopause is right behind ya. ✘

misspicy:
i tink his wife is a feminist n d tyn dey pain am but i dnt know him o

Darkrebel666:
is this the best your feministic hypothalamus can come up with? when last did you study or do anything productive asides from being at the recieiing end of Chima's lazy thrusting & penetration.you are finished
I need a George Zimmerman or Roof Dylann to terminate this pleb ASAP ✘

funlord:
Oh chima! if only you could save me from this pain

Cutehector:
ogini di? Na only ur husband dey bear chima for dis world? Kilode

Darkrebel666:
isles of lesbos(lesbians) ✘

funlord:
Smallie! This is the unanimous VERDICT that the general public has arrived at as far as YOU, YOUR REPUTATION, VALUE, WORTH or EXISTENCE are concerned on NL or earth in general!

Cutehector:
looool if only dem dey conduct burial ceremony for relationships wey don die,

I no go hungry for dis life!


Obituary of relationships go dey annouce evryday..


Lool

We the ex couple of romeo and juliet regret to announce d sudden death of our relationship on d 13th of june 1954 which was caused by the cheating... Relationship is survived by
Nneka- ex girlfrnd
Tobi- ex boyfrnd
Lucy-sugar mummy of exboyfrnd
Mrmike-sugar daddy to ex girlfrnd
Akpan-gateman of ex girlfrnd
Ekaette- house girl of ex boyfrnd


Courtesy: Mr chima,(friend to exboyfrnd and secret admirer of ex girlfrnd).. U knw say na him go happy well well say nneka don breakup wit tobi so him go sponsor the burial ceremony

misspicy:
missclassy
mrschima
sinaj
elancentry
vhema
come and see sumtyn oooo

VictoriaBee:
Real talk.

DrGroove:
Nothing! big deal? No! most guys masturbate,even ladies too

suzzy16:
let them start now,I will insult them all,those useless bastards of a men

MrCork:
...wow Mrs chima...so u prefa I come on yor head?...4real?...dyammm u gots so many great talent mennn!!

dahreyM:
Did I mention ur name? Guilty conscience.


U better stay away from nairaland to save ur marriage. [quote]

suzzy16:
all nigerian men re vry possessive and abusive,and they also treat their women vry bad,why dnt u try date a man frm ur own country

Finestlex:
How come the only Canadian I dated was full of shit. Am a Nigerian and I won't say am perfect. We all have good and bad sides but we must embrace both in someone we love. I broke up with my girl last month cos she's too proud of herself that she's Canadian and am not. She believes I need her and she doesn't need me. Of cos I can't be an option to anyone when I make you a priority. I never knew she was Canadian and never asked her, she told me. I couldn't cope with her feeling I only met her in order to have my papers. We barely dated couple of weeks and she asked me to get her pregnant so she could help me with papers. I told her I wasn't interested cos am not in a haste. Back then, whenever we have any argument, she'll tell me am so African. She sometimes say she hates black but she's a dependent of Jamaica. She's likes to be in charge. She asked me to move into her apartment and I said no, she told me I was staying at my place so I could cheat on her, I had my place before I met her. I perfectly understood we got different backgrounds but she wanted me to act Canadian when am not. Am just a year old here. Smiles. Still single and searching anyways.

sandrannna:
What's ur take?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Lol. Did you still take the drugs?? [/color]

vote4lekinz:
madam nas [/quot [quote]

all4naija:
MrsChima, Mandu94, etc