Enegod:
that awkward moment when you saw Oga chima wanking on top bed

You'll be like, am I not sexy any more?

Keep reaching.

peeparty:
are u serious?y

No man I know find self servicing disgusting.

Na me gat my long thng waitn b r own..

MrsChima:


No man I know find self servicing disgusting.

jesu meaning u support it?

Hv MrChima started masturbating

MrsChima:


Gay bish.

hahAhaha GAy abi okies...let not derail your thread love .... Pratical will convince you better ... * u don't have to tell Mr.chima ... Bye

MrsChima:


Is that a sign of insecurity?

probably

MrsChima:

Keep reaching.

burst his nuts next time you see him wanking

MrsChima:
Self service or masturbate. What would you do or say?

...mastubate wear?... On yor head?

MrCork:



...mastubate wear?... On yor head?

ho.

peeparty:
jesu meaning u support it?

no.

MrsChima:


no.

now am confused

peeparty:
now am confused

I don't support it but I can't force men not to do it right?

MrsChima:


I don't support it but I can't force men not to do it right?

nop

Guess it depends....sometimes the urge just catches you, and she isn't at home. At least he isn't cheating. In the words of the great Barney Stilson (How I Met Your Mother season 3) : "any man who doesn't masturbate is missing one of he great joys of life".

When she is always on nairaland 24/7, why will her man nt masturbate?

dahreyM:
When she is always on nairaland 24/7, why will her man nt masturbate?

No one is on NL 24 hours so stop exaggerating and focus on your hoes.

MrsChima:
Self service or masturbate. What would you do or say?

Nothing! big deal? No! most guys masturbate,even ladies too

MrsChima:


ho.

...wow Mrs chima...so u prefa I come on yor head?...4real?...dyammm u gots so many great talent mennn!!

MrsChima:


No one is on NL 24 hours so stop exaggerating and focus on your hoes.

Did I mention ur name? Guilty conscience.


U better stay away from nairaland to save ur marriage.

dahreyM:


Did I mention ur name? Guilty conscience.


U better stay away from nairaland to save ur marriage. [quote]

E pain am!

So you self service because your ho is always online?

MrCork:


...wow Mrs chima...so u prefa I come on yor head?...4real?...dyammm u gots so many great talent mennn!!

limp dick.

DrGroove:

Nothing! big deal? No! most guys masturbate,even ladies too

okay.

Faith155

MrsChima:

okay.

Yes Ma

MrsChima:

do u think i'm like ur man?
U better quit nairaland in order to satisfy ur husband.
I wonder what a married woman will be doing here the whol(r)e day.

dahreyM:


do u think i'm like ur man?
U better quit nairaland in order to satisfy ur husband.
I wonder what a married woman will be doing here the whol(r)e day.

First I am a lesbian, grandmother, widow, man, child, dog, single, divorced, and now I am married again? I taya for the confused Manbishes.

Some men have jobs and careers and they aren't online bickering with faceless female chatters because they don't agree with their opinions or lifestyles.

MrsChima:
Self service or masturbate. What would you do or say?

If u are a good wife
take a towel clean the D
Put your mouth on the D
After he finish tell him that was bad that
you are here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrsChima:


First I am a lesbian, grandmother, widow, man, child, dog, single, divorced, and now I am married again? I taya for the confused Manbishes.

Some men have jobs and careers and they aren't online bickering with faceless female chatters because they don't agree with their opinions or lifestyles.

Av nvr said u r a lesbian, dis is ma 1st time of chatting with u.
It's cos ur man is masturbating and dats why I gave u an advice bt instead u should take it politely, u r taking it furiously.

dahreyM:







Av nvr said u r a lesbian, dis is ma 1st time of chatting with u.
It's cos ur man is masturbating and dats why I gave u an advice bt instead u should take it politely, u r taking it furiously.

Bye Felicia

MrsChima:
Self service or masturbate. What would you do or say?

I'd offer him a helping hand

Chiam55:


I'd offer him a helping hand