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Women are sweet and kind

I can manage all sorts of animals, but I specialized in furry animals, now when would you be back from Omoloa's wedding? Make sure that you bring back some palm wine to ease the pain BOO!

It is the computer that did it Dsense,

Now hush!

There is a different when the trick trying to show you that she can take your man, or trying to do something to break up the relationship,

I can understand why a chick would be like excuse me? But then again, I tell ladies all the time, WHY WORRY ABOUT THE EX, the ex is an ex for a reason and if HE IS YOURS, then nobody even HALLE BERRY can't take him from YOU,

So don't sweat however if that chick disrespects you, LET HER KNOW UPFRONT and be honest about it as well!

190:
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I want you to do sometin for me!!

Go 2 the mirror in your room

look at yourself

Next thing go out of your house into your neighbours house

Beckon on their Dog to come over

Grab the face of the dog,look long and deep into the eyes of the dog

do you see any resemblance between the image on the mirror and that of the dog face

analyse your answers and let me know

I would check and get back to you with your scores!![/color]

Okey dokey!  I am on my way over to your house FURRY WILLY, open the door!  Make sure you don't bite or bark at me! I have a gun!

Yes, they are! Jealous and possessive!

You that young, Dsense?!!!!! Whatever, well I have seen young men with older women, they seems to be in love, I mean if you love someone why does age matter? As I said I am young and my husband is older and we love each other,

If I was picky about age, I wouldn't have married a wonderful man, I guess that why MOST PEOPLE ARE SINGLE, too picky,

Condom:
Woman that can't cook is already lacking in many ways than one, and i bet your backside she can't keep a man. Let her take her different backside to a white man.  Let's face it there are a lot of perfectly healthy women out there who can also bear children and who can cook up a storm.  I bet your mom is one of them, so is my mom.  Time to stop making excuses and learn to cook so that your man will feel stronger and clap those cheeks harder for you.

I feel ashamed that I laughed at a fool, I was taught to pity a fool but some fools can't be warranted a pity, HOWEVER, I will say this THERE ARE MILLION OF WOMEN WHO CAN'T COOK AND STILL HAVE A MAN, that because NOT ALL MEN ARE ANAL RETENTIVE like YOU!

Ask the jealous men,

Mrs. Eve:
No, you have to be a fool to put up with TRIFLING, DUMB, DISGUSTING, CHILDISH, AND MYSOGNISTIC MEN,

(spits on ground) (throws a dish at the screen)

190:
[color=deeppink]Throws eba on ms.eve's large forehead!!

dirty thing do u wanna infect the place spitting about!

are you a snake!! [/color]

There go one of them!

I have seen Nigerian men with ugly fat white women,

Do not be fooled ladies, Nigerian men like ugly women,

Furry Willy is going to Omoloa's wedding with some pink plastic shoes and a tutu skirt with a basket of OH SO SMELL GOOD collection with his boo Mr cock!

(calling the United States Military, I found him, I found him!! Hurry! I found him!)

Poster,

I will email you a job application and a how to do a job resume, SENDING IT NOW!

True that knight in shining armor is dead, but false that women killed it!

I hear you Mz Dark,

Most black and African people carries that trait, okay not most but too many of them has it, sickle cell is a recessive gene which is a good thing in most cases,

Now I do understand why you would want to do that but everyone has an defect that impossible to ignore, like for example in my family, the sugars seems to be the defect, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SUGARS IS, it diabetes,

kabukabu50:
your point being whatHeffa

That you are cluless twit who wouldn't know how to sexually satisfy yourself not to mention a grown man

Seeing you approximately a 1 to 3 minutes FOOL, it doesn't take much to please you and all of your 1 minute brothers, all a woman has to do is fart and you cum,

No, you have to be a fool to put up with TRIFLING, DUMB, DISGUSTING, CHILDISH, AND MYSOGNISTIC MEN,

(spits on ground) (throws a dish at the screen)

So you going to check every FAMILY MEMBER medical record?

Well Karma is a ish and hope you reap what you sow,

You better hope she didn't ride that pony in the club and give you the worse parting gift!

As usual you missed my point Condom,

Pay attention and I will speak slowly this time,

If you break up with a woman because she can't cook, and you go find another woman who can cook but can't give you children or has a life threatening disease, WOULD YOU STILL MARRY HER?

I THINK NOT,

So again, EACH WOMAN IS DIFFERENT and you might can find a woman who can cook a mean eba and egusi soup, BUT SOMETHING ELSE MAY LACK and are you willing to be without what she lack for a bowl of soup?

I THINK NOT AGAIN,

kabukabu50:
he probably broke up with you because you cannot lick banana

some other girl was licking it real good on the side so he left your slow behind

Another dummy proved my point!

The MAIN reason I gotten married was because MY HUSBAND PROPOSED ME and his family/my family gave us their blessing!

Ohijo,

I heard A GOOD SEX can make a man feel like a king any given day! You go boy!

Oh hush Dsense, I am in my early tender years and you up there in your older years and YOU LIKES ME! So for you age doesn't matter! Most men like young tender women anyways especially the older ones!

Battery,

You ugly ole fool, why would I be jealous of A STOLEN POEM written by A NOBODY?  Come on KNUCKLEHEAD, think! Oh my bad, you can't!  

He stole that poem!

No sweety, It your turn!

****drives in and throws eba at the poster and drives off****