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Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 5:44am On Jan 09, 2011
roymary:


There she goes again. Gay? as much as i despise feminine arrogance, i'm also not a fan of homosexuality. Your hubby is a considerate and good man and best of it, He's Nigerian. I am your in-law. Lol

You need to visit Nigeria, the cheapest property in my residence cost over $200,000:00 You need not stroll out to take a piss in such housing, all Ensuite.


Okay i'll be the man and let you have the last say!, you win, go to bed, you should be cuddling right now and not cyber-bullying me.

Truce.

BTW, that Tylenol makes me sleep.

You say you got the cheapest property?  You wasn't fucking lying when you said that and the last time I checked huts were free!  You need to find you some dick to cuddle instead of worrying about my inhouse meat, buttfucker.  

You detest feminism because it shakes the very core of your somewhat boyhood.  You feel empowered when you take down women who challenged you and rightfully so you should because them punk arse brothers of yours ain't digging about shit.  

Tylenol is good for your menstrual cramps you he-she bitch.  You need some tampons buttfucker? You look like you bleed real heavy and prolly fat around the neck.  Sadly your kinni couldn't be helped.  

I have visited Nigeria and other african countries as well.  There were nothing different about each country I visited.  The highest thing you can get add to your hut is an air conditioner.  Whoopee mofo doo! You oughta have ten of them mofos in your hut cos it hot as hell in Africa. Felt like the somebody threw my arse in the oven and said cook bitch cook!

You run your snotty nosed arse to bed chump and remember this you will never take this one down so waste your time if you must.  Cos I run you bitch.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 5:19am On Jan 09, 2011
Mz Dark,

All this started when he called Tipia a naughty woman and I responded oh she a naughty woman now because you ran out of something to say. 

Then he said I was just like Tipia so naturally I went there with him.  And no I will not back down.  It going down to the fire die down. 

Well, I am sorry your allies is in war but rest assure this naughty woman ain't taking me down.  And this bitch supposed to be leaving but of course he trying to see if he can get some tight anus before hitting the mud sack.

Brang it bitch arse mofo!
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 5:14am On Jan 09, 2011
roymary:

You are truly an Email kinda woman, outta 10 things you say, 8 is nonsense.

If you truly love that man that put you in that dumpster you call a house, you wouldnt have married him. You know you are a pain in the neck! You have intensified his religion, he now believe there is Hell; cos thats what you give him.

tpia1 is your kind, Mz Dark is not. There is no crime having cyber friends, much better than you seeking cyber se'x when hubby is fast asleep; i bet you add some tylenol to his tea to make him sleep deeper simply to commit your adultery. You pig.

Yes, America has slums(in the making), ghettos and villages( rural area). You can deny all you can but I've been to all.

Back to your sagged booobies, what hot chic sound like you? You are extremely vulgar and i would cover your ugly face with your Extra large bra while thrusting you from behind, i sure hope i don't throw up in the process.   Oops , sorry! i forgot you are married, but why would he marry a trailer trash like you You snared him dammit!!! Thats criminal!



You seem very obsessed with my husband.  I have some gay friends I can hook you up with but my husband is off limit to you buttfucker.  Tipia is my kind?  If my kind is a female with a brain then you exactly right and you are wrong when you say Mz Dark is not my kind because she is a female with a brain.  

My house you called a dumpster is ten times better than that shithole you call hut.  It bleeped up when you have to go outside to take a piss and down to the river to take a sip of pissy water.  Leave it to a fool who think tylenol is a sleeping pill.  You seen your mother cheated on your father huh?  Bummer.  Hooray for your mother.  

America has slums and projects correct in comparison to the shithole you live it a mansion in comparison.  You still digging holes to pour your excretes?  If my husband didn't want to marry me he wouldn't.  What you confessing that Nigerian men like you are retarded?  If so, you are correct.

Why are you worrying about who marrying who?  Do you have someone to chase after or did fat thighs rejected you?  

Don't worry you living in enough hell for the both of us just breathing.  It must sucks to be you.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 4:34am On Jan 09, 2011
You need to stop talking about your momma like that.  She had to sucked the doctor manliness just to birth your worthless arse.  You have not seen me but you assumed my bosoms are sagging and my legs are fat because you daydreamed about a chick that rejected you.  Really.  You need to step up your game because you come online beating your chest to faceless women practicing so you can attempt to "snare" a chick as you call it.  

The last time I peeked outside I didn't know American had villages.  Next time try chatting paying attention to the screen.  We all do not live in huts.   That right hurry up and run home before the government turn off the lights.  You worked hard for that cyber cafe time didn't you.  Next time your money is better spent finding a real job.  

No, you wouldn't be able to scam me and you said you wouldn't give me any money.  See that why you failed at scamming.  You are not suppose to give money but to steal money. It okay Furry Az will teach you when he have time.  

You called me a village fool  but you spend an hour of your cyber cafe trying to "beat" down a faceless chick and only to leave the computer site disappointed.  You couldn't tame Tipia, Mz Dark, and you failed horribly attempting to tame Mrs. Eve.  

I see you trying to kiss Mz Dark's arse looking for a cyber friend?  You do better getting that Benin girl on Shu nup.  She will be your friend for some kobo seeing that all you can afford.  Don't let the white men snatch your used meat!

Guess what naughty woman, this chick will continue to talk to you like A SHITTY BOY YOU IS. What you gon do naughty woman?
Romance / Re: ss by MrsEve2(f): 3:49am On Jan 09, 2011
That it! I am diving in flesh eating acid! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 3:46am On Jan 09, 2011
roymary:


You did a good job to have snared that man that changed your status.  Your real trouble is that you have *all* that ppussy and you think every man will want to suck on it. Get rid of those stretch marks all over your body and that mexico laborer might consider spanking you when your man is outta town.

If i was not American, it truly wouldn't have made a big difference. Doesn't take citizenship to visit or live in America. How does dual citizenship sound to you, bitttch?



Snared?  Bitch, you nigerian men are like tissue easy to use and throw away!  Are you serious?  Snared?  Bitch please.  Stretch marks?  Have you been lusting over your mother again?  I don't do mexicans baby and if that what you like I can introduce you to Jose.  He like tight arse and men with blond weave.  Go get him tiger!  

It take citizenship and a special visa to live in America.  Seeing you the scammer that sent me an email talking about you dying of lung cancer.  I see you didn't die bitch.  You couldn't get a sucker huh?
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 3:41am On Jan 09, 2011
Oh I see it now! It must have came after I responded to Furry Az.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 3:40am On Jan 09, 2011
Uhmm. How did I bail? The bitch didn't say shit after I responded. Unless I need to reboot?
Romance / Re: Can An Igbo Man Marry A Yoruba Woman? by MrsEve2(f): 3:38am On Jan 09, 2011
Why?
Romance / Re: Can An Igbo Man Marry A Yoruba Woman? by MrsEve2(f): 3:16am On Jan 09, 2011
Uhmmm, Furry you actually think that me on the picture? Okay.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 3:13am On Jan 09, 2011
No.
Romance / Re: Can An Igbo Man Marry A Yoruba Woman? by MrsEve2(f): 3:12am On Jan 09, 2011
I married an Igbo man and his family APPROVED of the union very much so. I am not nigerian but they say I am lying and the sisters look just like me!
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 3:08am On Jan 09, 2011
Boyroy,

You clearly must have been sucking on some pale punny and if that what you like then make sure you do not lice on the chin.   Not Iice, Lice.  

My nuts look better than your face you dried up arse goat Bleep. I suggest you find a little girl to play with because I am not your average chick.  

You wish you was an American you loin cloth shoes wearing bitch.   Remind these nuts when you go down on one knee buttfucker.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 2:45am On Jan 09, 2011
You ain't got shit but an asswhooping coming! Keep fucking with me hear!
Romance / Re: How Long Is It Ok To Wait For Marriage? by MrsEve2(f): 2:43am On Jan 09, 2011
I wish you the best life and love chick.

You deserve better and do not wait for a man to marry you. Believe me after six months of dating you he would have known whether you are the one or not. It does not take years to love someone but take years to fall out of love with some one.
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Thing a Nigerian Man Has Ever Done for You? by MrsEve2(f): 2:40am On Jan 09, 2011
(thinking hard)
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 2:38am On Jan 09, 2011
See I was given permission by your OWN BROTHER TO WHOOP your mofo arse!  

Let me tell you something naughty woman arse mofo, you don't know me and I suggest you cease and desist before you get yo desolate, snotty nosed, and limp manliness arse whooped.  

I only asked you a mofo question and since you too upset to answer my mofo question you had to called me enraged.  How the bleep am I enraged asking yo ignant arse a gotdamn question?  Now if you would have called me silly for asking yo ignant arse a question then I would have agreed with yo stanky, yellow fever, black malaria, and tuna fish arse!  naughty woman.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 2:35am On Jan 09, 2011
190?!!!!!
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 2:33am On Jan 09, 2011
roymary:


Another enraged woman. Ya''ll gets frantic to hear the truth. Change your attitude, you are women, you are suppose to be cute, cuddly, naive little thing — tender, sweet, and stupidd.

Why try to be smart ? its not your thing.

190? Can I pretty please?!!! (putting on my whoop a negro arse outfit) Just say the word!
Romance / Re: Ladies With Their Black Berry Madness! by MrsEve2(f): 2:31am On Jan 09, 2011
Area_boy:


hehehehe, i just fell off my chair laughing!!!.aahhh the good old days? tongue
just ignore me. some how i wish ,

Some how you wish what? shocked
Romance / Re: Women Are Evil by MrsEve2(f): 1:59am On Jan 09, 2011
Not necessarily.
Romance / Re: The London Curse On Nigeria Women by MrsEve2(f): 1:58am On Jan 09, 2011
Oh now she a bitch cos you ran out of shit to say?
Romance / Re: Ladies With Their Black Berry Madness! by MrsEve2(f): 1:56am On Jan 09, 2011
You do know blackberry have an IPAD coming out soon for the general market? Celebrities are checking out the demos and so far the hype is hella good!

It supposed to be lighter and faster than the regular IPAD. You know the shit gon be a grand almost coming out. I will wait on that since my husband trying to have some shorties. Sighs. The day when I was single and could spend like I want to.
Romance / Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 1:53am On Jan 09, 2011
Good thing the thread opened because SOME OF YOU MEN have no idea what a woman wants.  

Women do not want a man that look like he nine months pregnant.  
Women do not want a man with no teeth in his mouth looking like Uncle Fester by the mouth.
Women do not want a man who can't even keep his penis up long enough to stick the head in.
Women do not want a man that can't tell his ass from his elbow.
Women do not want a man that think eating some stale ass peanuts on a Sunday watching football is a date.
Romance / Re: How Long Is It Ok To Wait For Marriage? by MrsEve2(f): 1:49am On Jan 09, 2011
Okay hun,

He is not going to marry you any time soon.  So if you are dung ho on getting married then find another chap who worth your time.  IF you want to sit around and be like that cartoon where the woman is dead waiting on her Mr. Right then you go right ahead.
Romance / Re: Ladies With Their Black Berry Madness! by MrsEve2(f): 1:47am On Jan 09, 2011
Area boy,

You know in some regions the fad is slow than others. Blackberry in that region was like IPhone now.

IPHONES are the shit! I am working on an IPAD!
Romance / Re: Women Are Evil by MrsEve2(f): 1:40am On Jan 09, 2011
You prefer a ho seller than a ho? Hmm.
Romance / Re: Ladies With Their Black Berry Madness! by MrsEve2(f): 1:38am On Jan 09, 2011
Pregnant too? shocked
Romance / Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 1:35am On Jan 09, 2011
Men, do not lie about your manliness size we will find out eventually.
Romance / Re: Omg! Is This Hips Artificial? by MrsEve2(f): 1:29am On Jan 09, 2011
Hips and Ass two different things. Hips on the side and ass on the back.
Romance / Re: How Long Is It Ok To Wait For Marriage? by MrsEve2(f): 1:27am On Jan 09, 2011
You said you are not Nigerian, are you from an African country?
Romance / Re: How Long Is It Ok To Wait For Marriage? by MrsEve2(f): 1:25am On Jan 09, 2011
If a man does not know within 6 months to 1 years of knowing you that he want to marry you. He will never marry you.

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