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You too sis! Hope all is well with you and your fiance! Tell him Alafia ba wana.

Don't you worry Phate. I don't need to have these attributes with your bleeding arse!

Trifling.

Is Sheating the lighter version of cheating?

I love cooking and I want to share a recipe with you guys.

1 whole onion
1 whole garlic clove
1 tablespoon of olive oil
1 teaspoon of onion oil
1 kobe steak

Cut the onion into rings, saute the onion with the olive oil. Mince the garlic clove and mixed with onion oil and rub the mixture to the kobe steak.

Put a little spray on the pan and add 1 cup of water to the pan. Put your steak onto the pan and turn the oven to 325 F and cook for about 20 minutes for the niceness but if you like meat well done cook for 35 minutes.

Enjoy!

You so mean! Heffa!

I see some people like to keep it in the family.

I see incest is prevalent in some regions.

Why I got a feeling you trying to insinuate something Phate? Just flat out say it. No need to be creating bogus shit!

Okay. You want some cookies?

Oh you engaged? I didn't know psychopaths get engaged! Interesting!

My husband is a typical African man. He ain't waiting until I wake up when the SNAKE GET TO CALLING it time to answer!

Not you fool! Orton!

Return back to FORWARDER!

You know damn well your grandpa can't even find his kinni let alone self service! Smh.

Dsense,

My husband never wait for me! I have pretended to be sleep and that did not stop him from trying! You made me laughed when you said he waiting on me to make the first move. Yeah right!

Nigra Babosa!

You know what I wanted to get one but they said I don't need it since I am married to a Nigerian.  I don't think that true.  I will still need to apply for a Nigerian card right?

Freaky fool!

He got this look in his eyes. Me think he constipated. But he is not going to the bathroom. I don't understand you men sometimes.

I can't help it! My husband speaks it to his friends. I got bits and pieces!

kmn!

Na wa o!

Arsehole!

If my husband become unattractive which I doubt it but if he do. I will still love my husband. I am in love with who he is not what he look like. What he look like is A GREAT BONUS. I don't think I will be going anywhere. They don't make men like him often. Hold on gotta pour him some more cheerios.

It wasn't stinky when you had your mouth all in it! I am good suga. We are snowed in!

We are talking about babies and the topic is about babies. Stop hating Dsense!

Vomits. Somebody please beam me up! Scotty?!! Somebody?!!

I knew you was gon bring your old arse in here! Hey suga!

Tell Grampy that I don't do old Nigerian men. I have me a young Nigerian husband. I can introduce him to my granny she into old men. She uhmm well endowed in certain areas. He may not be able to handle all of that.

In my family, the girls are blessed with womanly assets, intelligence, and beauty. Some of us TOO WELL ENDOWED than others.

I am sorry, I thought I explained to you. I have a husband.