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My husband does this thing that only I will know and I know he ready. I always pretend I am sleeping and that NEVER STOPS HIM!!!

Mz Dark,

He was so yellow and we called him Yella Melvin.

Dsense,

I knew you was a camel ho.  

Mz Dark,

You know chitlin is the shit in the south!  Girl, the men put hot sauce on them chitlins and they ready to make loveee!

You said that black men love eating so I was responding to what you said Mz Dark!  Work with me chile!

He call his kondo badonkey

I do not know if they think it chitlins or chicken@Mz Dark

Mygoldie:
where is mr cork at? a.w.o.l?

Combing his mane and oiling his badonkey.

Mz Dark,

I do not like gold and my husband bought me gold jewerlies knowing I can't stand gold. He told me that a wife of his going to shine in gold. I was so mad at him that I didn't even kiss him a thank you until months later.

I have my fair share of fake rings with the green ink. I slapped a boy one time after he got on my nerves and he had a green circle on his face.

I think silver and diamonds are pretty to me but people love that gold. Eeeew!

I figured if I added some food to the picture. It might entice him a bit.

It okay. Not everybody can get a pro.

Mz Darkness, You too? I be you cause traffic jams? You do that Queen Elizabeth wave? Wal-Mart got these Diamond Bling collection and I am trying my best not to buy one for my granny and lie that I got it from Zale's.

Then he STILL didn't know what he was doing. If he knew you would have came.

Why she have to be a feminist because she doesn't want to get married?

Damn! What my husband last name? O l e, Gooootdamn!

Well, I can't stand I didn't climax from penetration but when you got somebody that know what he doing you can climax in every angle. TRUE STORY!

Mobo,

Did you get laid for Christmas and New Year Eve? If so was it horrible?

Because Mrs. Eve speaks the truth.

My clitoris.   It really not that uhm,

Phillip,

You don't likey likey?

Why you have to be so mean? I combed my hair and greased my lips and you be so meanie.

Phate,

Why you so mean?

Dr Finn,

Why must I seek attention for I was talking to a specific person? Like Omoloa said I do not need to seek attention. Jealous maybe?

Omoloa,

You know you always got my back and your nieces gon love you!!! We thinking of adding Omia to the name. Cute huh?

Mr cock,

Where are you? I am getting cold!

(thinking hard)

Check out my profile picture. I combed my hair just for you. I customized this smile just for you. You likey likey?

Sometimes Nigerian men make me wanna swim with the piranhas and soak in flesh eating acid.

I am in lust with a stripper.

Furry Az, I said no. Do not be asking me why I said no. I said no. No means no.

I shole ain't! I am proud BLACK AMERICAN WOMAN!

Happy New Year!

Do you think your relationship with your mother or father reflects on how you treat your mate or spouse?  Do you agree how a man treats his mother is a sole reflection on how he will treat his wife or girlfriend? 

Are there a certain image or situation that causes you to reflect back in your past?  For example, a man with ashy foot causes you to reflect back on how you used to play in flour.  Have you ever reflected while dating your current boyfriend about your ex boyfriend?

Do you believe that daydreaming is a subconscious reflection of where you want to be or what life you wanted?  Do you find self reflection to be difficult than reflecting of others?

Happy New Year!

Are girlfriends and wives obligated to support their significant others in funerals, weddings, work parties, family functions, and spousal support?   

Are boyfriends and husbands obligated to support their significant others in funerals, weddings, work parties, family functions, and spousal support?

How would you feel if your significant other told you that they do not support family functions or funerals would you be understanding or hurt?  What are some of your obligations you will expect from your significant others?

My husband told me as his wife I am obligated to visit Nigeria every time their is a wedding, funeral, or naming ceremony.  Am I obligated or do I have a choice?  Do you have a choice in your relationship?

Act like men who want a lady to act like a lady then we would act like a lady to those who act like men.

Well, Damn Phate must you break these hopeless people's heart? For some online romance is their only chance. How dare you! (It sad that people can get allure into murder)

No.

honeric01:
by getting more boring to her yourself ([size=2pt]jokes[/size])

Snoring.