I am a virgin!

A mentor with a dick? No thanks!

freecocoa:

Where is she?or has she dumped you?

Oooh girl! Them fighting words! Let me move over.

You can borrow these nuts!

amefi:

virtuous women r known by d kind of words (they type) that come out of their mouths.

Good thing you are not a woman huh?

Orton,

You an old Nigerian man? Awww.

Oh, I am on my mofo period because I told Mz Dark to talk to her man? But this furry az going around pollinating the threads with some ignant shit? Yeah, I forgot who I asking. Enough said.

Nawl. I don't want to do that Amefi. You might eat my arse like them Asians did to that black man in the crime section. I am watching you fool.

My husband's cousin who is wayyyy holder couldn't stop flirting with me and he didn't hide it. My husband got the news and cussed his arse out. The cousin insist on I married the wrong Igbo man. I didn't.

An old Nigerian man tried to hollered at me and I just looked him. All I could see was gray hairs and the thought of him wearing diapers!

I said OLDER men not OLD MEN don't get it twisted!

I am in my 20's anything older than 20's is older to me. I have never dated an OLD NIGERIAN man.

Make sure your point it directly to your heart. It faster and less messy that way.

Yeah. Pass your arse on to hell.

You need to kiss my entire NYANSH.

Amefi,

Why didn't you do what I tell you to do? I told you to run yo arse straight to a machete and stay there!

Furry Az,

You want some ketchup on your hotdog?

From my understanding the Igbos wanted their own country. I do not see any harm in that. Traditional tribes were bent on having their own "land" and separate from other tribes or land. I listened to some of the stories from my Igbo families of how they lived through that and how bleeped up it was.

I wasn't born at the particular time but I can imagine what they been through according to my Igbo family.

He is polluting up the threads with some ignant shit!

Orton,

What are you hmmin for?

You wouldn't forgive your cheating mate so why do you expect a woman to do the same? If he love you he wouldn't cheat on you. Simple.

You need Jesus!

Go run directly into a machete and stay there.

Hmm. You seems to like "bang". Imma have to keep my eye on you. Are you snowed in London? We are snowed in where I am. It cooooold.

I have dated younger and older Nigerian men. I didn't see the difference. Well, it wasn't a huge difference.

amefi:


R U WHITE, DO U HV NYANSH? , I WI FINK ABT IT.

No, I am PROUD BLACK BEAUTIFUL QUEEN. Yes, I have nyansh and my HUSBAND owns it. Please do not think about it because I wasn't talking to you. Eeew.

These weedheads!

Now keep fucking with me before I maim yo arse! I haven't maim nothing furry in a few days.

Hmm. There is no International roaming in USA! When you leave your calling zones and roaming zones your phone will not receive signal. Roaming zone are usually a few extra calling zones outside of your calling zone and it is not in another continent.

I want to have your baby.

Aww. What the matter !90? I am too intelligent for you? You will be okay. Consider me a practice when you deal with my lil sister. You will get use to it.


Jaybee,

Well, I am glad that you like me for my brain. I am sure you like other things about me but my brain should appease your liking. No?

I wish my husband would ask me to sleep with him while I am on. I will cut him like them Asians did that black man in the Crime section!

Why would I have a Nigerian phone line if I am in USA? The phone wouldn't even work in USA. Dream on bastards!

Jaybee,

Do you prefer that I be less intelligent? I mean I am a pro at what I do.