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Who still practices nomadic system.

tk4rd:
In sane countries like Australia, it is both your right and responsibility to vote.
That means, if a citizen did not vote, he would receive a mail prompting him to reply within two weeks and explain why he didn't vote, failure of which he would be fined.
(See the link here: https://www.elections.wa.gov.au/vote/failure-vote)
They vote with their National Identity Cards., and they are free to vote at any closest voting centre of their choice.
Once a person votes, he cannot vote again anywhere else, because no matter wherever he goes, the accreditation system will reject the card and report that the owner of the card had already been accredited earlier.
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In Nigeria, before a person votes, he must travel to the place where he registered.
Even at that, there must be over-voting.
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Ooh, you think Desperate Nigerian Politicians won't create loopholes in that one again?
They would either pay the programmer that developed the software or the ICT personnel that configured the servers to leak some important codes for them in order to manipulate the system, or they may even pay strong hackers to hack into the servers and tamper with the information, or even wipe it all off..
..
Just remember that THIS IS NIGERIA.!!

At least I didn't put my life in danger.
I won't be so quick to forget almost being killed in Bayelsa while trying to vote.




Nigeria na Scam.
Nigerians are Hypocrites.
A Nation with so much Hypocrites can never have a common goal.
You think Arab Spring was born out of Hypocrisy.

duality:
Tell me about the ubanja

Gosh, you are yet to be Miseducated. Search the name"ubunja" and your life will never remain the same.



Lol.

Its my right to vote.
Its also my right not to vote.
















I will only vote when we upgrade to electronic voting chikena.

There are only very few genuine ones.
After digesting ubunja's misEd. I can filter them all and its 1out of 100.


"City Girls Scheming"

Pussy cartel made my day.
Ubunja is God sent.

No b today this one gbolo.

Nice family.
The fiance should step up her game and make sure Mikel does a traditional wedding with her. Anambra men no dey do baby mama stuff.
She should ask nwanyi ocha from Australia for advice, if not its just a matter of time.

Good for her.


She should not be carried away with all these bbnaija fame.
She has a job and she should go back.
If olajumoke knew all these, she would have opened a fruit shop.

The luckiest woman on earth.


Chai

Burma for President.


Nobody wey no go better pass grandpa.
I dey my house come slap me.

They will still choose Tinubu and start complaining next day.



Nigerians are Hypocrites.


The race should be between osibanjo and peter obi.

What of prostitution?

Choi, after all the sleepless nights.

With Hijab and all those coveralls.

Konji is really dealing with them in the North.

Lol


Different strokes for different people.
At that age, I've not even seen my first porn movie to talk of girlfriend.

So if Nigeria with the population of 200+ million is importing rice, Ghana with the population of Lagos state is importing too.


Nawa for Ghana o.
Africans set!!

This one na oyibo branch.
He should try Edo branch.

Testosterone is the differential factor.
Mother nature made it so for procreation.
Without that urge we all will be battling extinction.

Lol


Funniest thread I've read this yr

Yampotatocarrot:
At Abuja to Authenticate my documents

Ministry of Education
Requirements for postgraduate
- WAEC/NECO (which ever one you are using),
- Any other document you want to authenticate
- International passport
- Normal passport photograph
- One coloured photocopy of all the documents you want to authenticate
- Three black and white copies of all the documents you want to authenticate
(Hold CASH, the prices here might have increased by the time you get there)

Very important, no need to use agents, it doesn't cost much if you follow the steps

Will upload the process here, step by step
- Bring ALL your originals... ALL o, them no even collect scanned copy
- Buy a neco/waec scratch card (whichever one you are using) and print out your original result from their website.
Note: i bought my pin online and printed my result for #620, but if you come here to do it, come with #1,200... An official will do it for all those that haven't done it yet (No need to be worried about the official's behaviour, the lady in charge of it is very courteous and will attend to all your questions in a polite manner)

After that, they'll check the originals of ALL the documents you want to authenticate. (Please, bring your passport, it'll be requested at this point)

At this junction, u'll be asked to pay the sum of #250 (probably for the brown envelope you'll be given), and you'll be issued a form to fill with the amount you are expected to pay written on it. Head downstairs to any cyber cafe and generate a remitta for payment. With your remitta, head to any bank and pay into the account (Access and Zenith claim to have network issue, so I used Union just beside the ministry of foreign affairs... Shouldn't take up to 10minutes there). You will collect a printout from the bank

Find your way back to the ministry of education (2nd floor), OCP room and sign the printout from the bank. Take it to the ground floor (revenue office) and convert the bank printout to a receipt (you'll pay #200 for this).

At this point, follow the format in the attached picture and submit to the lady in the 8th floor

Then, hope against hope. If it's signed that day, you'll collect it, if not, you'll come back the next day.

Note: They don't open until 10am, and they don't work on Fridays

Hi, can I pm you?

The day Arsenal cut my slip.

Using oyibo approach to solve African problem.





Lol


First timers should pay attention though.

It is only the poor that do not factor in finance before marriage.


Money fuels love.
Owuite fuels resentment.
If you know .........

For me, the wonderful character that attracted Chioma to Davido is not being a social media freak.


She's too realistic joorr. Not all these fake murrafukas.

The way people who have not travelled outside their state hype Nigeria eh, sometimes makes me dumbfounded.





Travel and see how other places are, gi juu (you refused).
Sleeping ko, Giant no.

Sometimes I wonder why we have NLC.
The worst is indomie workers contracted under Choba Chief. Your salary maybe 80k but at the end of the day, you are getting 28k courtesy of the contractor.





Naija who do una this thing?

Cool

Two people's negligence caused this
1)The person in charge of Okpoko fire station
and
2)The one in charge of Main Market fire station.

They should be sued to court and punished adequately for this preventable mayhem.



This same thing happens in ministries and no body holds them accountable.

They should have named it Surugede.